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lozzypop1
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PostPosted: 17:17 - 18 Jul 2007    Post subject: Am I turning into a man? Reply with quote

1.) What's with men and duct tape?

2.) Is it wrong that as a girl I have started repairing things with the stuff? (My washing basket was kinda falling apart so I just spent 30-40 minutes duct taping it - yes in between all the little holes up the sides)

3.) How do you use yours? What's the weirdest use you've had from it?

4.) I'm sorry if I bore you - it was just a thought I had while sitting on kitchen floor cutting little strips of it.
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PostPosted: 17:21 - 18 Jul 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

A man would have calculated the cost of a new basket (99p from Woolies) vs the cost of a roll of duct-tape vs the aggro of going to get the new basket from Woolies.

Then he would have decided that as the clothes were already dirty he might as well just chuck them on the floor in front of the washing machine and feck the basket.
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PostPosted: 17:28 - 18 Jul 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

ABSOFUCKINGLUTLEY LOL Laughing

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PostPosted: 17:39 - 18 Jul 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

1. Duct tape, the lazy fuckers bodge.
2. no, your just a cheap biker that would rather spend money on their bike.
3. are we talking about penis's? if so I had a funny itch on mine
4. don't worry dear, we all go senile sometime in life Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:49 - 18 Jul 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

DUCT tape WAS designed for BODGING thats the whole point of it
its like a 1 night stand its just a quick fix it aint intended to last
if you ever venture on to the track you will be forever in the debt of the inventor of duct take

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PostPosted: 18:34 - 18 Jul 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Duct tape is designed for kidnaping and S&M.
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PostPosted: 18:38 - 18 Jul 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

1930 Ariel wrote:
Duct tape is designed for kidnaping and S&M.

She's waaay ahead of ya!
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PostPosted: 18:38 - 18 Jul 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

1930 Ariel wrote:
Duct tape is designed for kidnaping and S&M.

and according to LukeVFR, Rape
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PostPosted: 18:44 - 18 Jul 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

cqueen wrote:
1930 Ariel wrote:
Duct tape is designed for kidnaping and S&M.

She's waaay ahead of ya!



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PostPosted: 19:06 - 18 Jul 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now I thought that you were going to tell us you had bad wind and smelly feet.
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PostPosted: 19:12 - 18 Jul 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

No going back once you starting using cable ties on the basket as well as duct tape though. THEN you're turning into a man.
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PostPosted: 19:28 - 18 Jul 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

You need at least three colours of duck tape and an assortment of size and colour of zip ties.

I have found duck tape is a good plaster for all cuts and blisters, can use it as a sun guard on the visor, protecs plastics from luggage, keeps the little heathens quiet while you dig the hole to put them in.
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PostPosted: 19:35 - 18 Jul 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
You need at least three colours of duck tape and an assortment of size and colour of zip ties.

I have found duck tape is a good plaster for all cuts and blisters, can use it as a sun guard on the visor, protecs plastics from luggage, keeps the little heathens quiet while you dig the hole to put them in.





Duct!
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PostPosted: 19:39 - 18 Jul 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Man : Wakes up and scratches bollocks...

Woman : Wakes up and rubs eyes...

If you're doing the first and they're your own and not Sickpups then you're both in trouble...
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PostPosted: 19:41 - 18 Jul 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

duct tape is the product, duck tape is a brand

https://www.duckproducts.com/common/graphics/upload/all/STD_Logo.gif

personally i think this is a great use for the stuff

https://simplynutmeg.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/good_old_duct_tape1.jpg

PS

If social services are reading this, thats not my child...


no really its not my child, i simply found the pic while googling duct tape
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PostPosted: 19:45 - 18 Jul 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fucking LOL...Quality...
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PostPosted: 19:47 - 18 Jul 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

the_guvnor_1_uk wrote:
Skudd wrote:
You need at least three colours of duck tape and an assortment of size and colour of zip ties.

I have found duck tape is a good plaster for all cuts and blisters, can use it as a sun guard on the visor, protecs plastics from luggage, keeps the little heathens quiet while you dig the hole to put them in.


Duct!


Either! Smile

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Dear Duct Tape Users:

Is it Duct or Duck? We don’t want you to be confused, so we will explain. The first name for Duct Tape was DUCK. During World War II the U.S. Military needed a waterproof tape to keep the moisture out of ammunition cases. So, they enlisted the Johnson and Johnson Permacel Division to manufacture the tape. Because it was waterproof, everyone referred to it as “duck” tape (like water off a duck’s back). Military personnel discovered that the tape was good for lots more than keeping out water. They used it for Jeep repair, fixing stuff on their guns, strapping equipment to their clothing... the list is endless.

After the War, the housing industry was booming and someone discovered that the tape was great for joining the heating and air conditioning duct work. So, the color was changed from army green to the silvery color we are familiar with today and people started to refer to it as “duct tape*.” Therefore, either name is appropriate.

Today, Duck® brand Tape is manufactured by Henkel Consumer Adhesives. After thoroughly familiarizing ourselves with the hundreds of duct tapes on the market, we have found Duck® brand Tape to be the most consistent in quality. And, we are delighted with the large array of colors that they manufacture (including camo tape and new “X-Treme Tape” which comes in hot day-glo colors).

Jim and I do lots of appearances promoting Duck® brand Tape and do so without reservation. Therefore, we go by both The Duct Tape Guys, and The Duck Tape Guys. And, we use the words Duck and Duct interchangeably throughout our web site.

So, whether you call it Duct Tape or Duck Tape... you are still using the “Ultimate Power Tool” in our estimation.

--- Jim and Tim, the Duck/Duct Tape Guys

Click here to learn about just how much duct tape Duck® brand company sells! It’s absolutely AMAZING!
Note: To be legally called “Duct Tape” the tape must meet or exceed certain heat requirements.
Some Duck® brand Tapes do meet this classification and will tell you so on their label.



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Duct Tape by Any Other Name (is just as sticky)
As a public service to Duct Tape Novices and Pros alike, here is a short list to acquaint you with some other names given to “The Ultimate Power Tool.”

Gaff Tape (also Gaffer’s Tape): This special grade of duct tape (often colored black) was developed by the entertainment industry to hold lighting equipment and cables in place and has a dull finish so that it won’t reflect lights. Gaff Tape also has a specially formulated, less tacky adhesive that won’t leave a residue when it is removed.
Rock and Roll Tape: Whether they can afford gaff tape or just good old black duct tape, underappreciated rock and roll roadies keep the music industry alive thanks to their love of the America’s favorite adhesive.
100 MPH Tape: A name recognizable, no doubt, to U.S. Army Veterans.
200 MPH TAPE: Pit crews across the nation’s auto-racing circuit know that duct tape holds even when you’re going over 200 M.P.H. The nickname was so common, “Duck” brand duct tape manufacturer Manco has even trademarked it!
1,000 M.P.H. tape: The U.S. Navy uses duct tape to repair radomes. A Radome is the dome that fits over a radar antenna. On an airplane, that's usually the nose cone. It has to be transparent to the radar waves. (Any repairs must be radar-transparent, too on fighter aircraft.) Since the planes fly so darn fast, they call it “thousand mile an hour” tape.
Missile Tape: The Aerospace industry, according to a Martin Marietta worker, used a green duct tape that they secured and routed wiring and cables on test missiles. They called this green duct tape "missile tape".
1,000 Mile tape: Norman Vaughn, arctic explorer for whom Antarctica’s Mount Vaughn was named, puts it on his dog sled runners to prevent ice build-up and says it lasts 1,000 miles. He is also the one who recommends sleeping with the tape to keep the adhesive pliable in cold climates.
Canoeists’ Companion: Very few canoeists would be caught without a roll of duct tape. Why? Hit a rock, rip open the hull, you’re done canoeing unless you have duct tape along!
Wisconsin Pewter on a Roll: Any Packer fan will tell you what’s really keeping that cheese on their heads: duct tape.
Minnesota (or, insert your own rust-inducing state here) Chrome: In the land of lakes, snow, road salt, and rusty cars, they use duct tape a lot more often than they visit the auto body shop.
Hikers’ Helper: Along with a good sleeping bag, a Swiss Army knife, and dry matches, duct tape makes sure outdoors enthusiasts are prepared for anything.
Jesus Tape: In Finland and Sweden, they refer to duct tape as “Jesus Tape.” They also refer to it as Gaffer's tape (or "roudarin teippi" in Finnish).
Plastic Surgeon on Roll: Pulls skin tight, lifts and separates—we all look better with a little bit of duct tape.
First Aid Kit on a Roll: A great emergency substitute for splints, bandages, tourniquets, sutures, etc

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PostPosted: 20:03 - 18 Jul 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Isn't it SO nice when everybody is right, and nobody is wrong.

*beatific smile*
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PostPosted: 20:27 - 18 Jul 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

So it was the yanks fault it was named duck?

That means its not right!
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PostPosted: 20:51 - 18 Jul 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

the_guvnor_1_uk wrote:
So it was the yanks fault it was named duck?

That means its not right!


It can be bought, in this country, under that name.

Its right.
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PostPosted: 20:56 - 18 Jul 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

1930 Ariel wrote:
Duct tape is designed for kidnaping and S&M.


Other amusing diversions also include enforced depilation of "unwilling" kidnappees, and for the purposes of slave modesty, so as not to offend the delicate eyes of the Superior.

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PostPosted: 20:58 - 18 Jul 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Went into the market in town and walked up to the DIY shop with a friend...

Asked "Do you have any of that Silver Duct Tape?"

"Yes" said the assistant.

"Brilliant, she won't get out of that" I said.

Lol suffice to say the bloke looked at me very funny, i don't think he saw the joke! So, i bought to tape, and swiftly made my way out of the shop.

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PostPosted: 21:08 - 18 Jul 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

cqueen wrote:


She's waaay ahead of ya!



And goes a little bit further whenever I stay Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 21:51 - 18 Jul 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

My pillion seat is held on with duct tape, and the rear brake light/number plate is held onto the rear subframe with insulation tape - its easier to carry insulation tape in a pocket see!
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PostPosted: 09:36 - 19 Jul 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Other amusing diversions also include enforced depilation of "unwilling" kidnappees, and for the purposes of slave modesty, so as not to offend the delicate eyes of the Superior.

Twisted Evil


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