w@$kers stole my L plate!!

[Ben.]

well I saw a couple of scooters parked up and decided to stop and see if them wanted to go piss about for a while because i was bored just rideing round. Anyways was chatting to them for a bit and i felt something on my seat, the bastards had only unscrewed my brake light and nicked my L plate, they laughed and said i'll screw it back on which they did and i turned round, back to the front and the keys had gone out my ignition and some twat put a screw in the ignition, anyways i got pissed off and told them to give my keys back and rode off, but no luck on L plate. There was like 10 of them and i didnt really fancy my chances getting pissy with them about my L plate, i didn't know who took it or anything so...
well anyways if theyre reading this your a cunt and deserve to die, chave scum
rant over/
anyone think of a way to get back at them? they all park their scooters in the same place so im guna go pay them a visit i was guna nick all of their L plates anyone think of something better?
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[Ste]

Follow them home then shit in their slippers.

Or you could just put dog shit on the underside of their grips. If there's any concealed places that you can get to on their peds then you should go fish shopping and leave them some nice trout to find once it's been cooked a bit from the engine heat.

Nicking their L plates is a good idea, if not a bit obvious who might have done it and I wouldn't count on them all having L plates anyway. Get their numberplates instead cos those are a bit more important than L plates plus you could then run them up a nice collection of speeding tickets using a local gatso.

You may have done already, but if they had your brake light cover off then check that the bulb is still present and functioning as it should.

[mr.z]

nails in the tyre sidewalls?
oil on their tyres?
empty a box of tacs around the bikes (they'll have to pick the lot up if they notice them)

don't be seen, don't be found out, don't associate with chav cunts.
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[Ben.]

hmm thinking about it, they are in a ridiculously open place like right beside a main road, hmm drive by with a can of paint? but then passers by might get my plates, and all there scooters are moded like 80cc and are a lot faster than mine...
drive by with paint sounds like a good idea...
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[Jamie S]

[Ariel Badger]

Just buy a gallon of petrol and splash it over the scoots, kick the lot over and torch them.
It is called growing bollocks.
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[Ben.]

[Ariel Badger]

If you want to tell the world not to take you for a twat do not whisper it.
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[wristjob]

so you rode into a field of shit heads and hade your scooter vandalized and your keys stolen.
tip petrol on the ringleader and light him/her.
see how the others react.
you may be their new god.
tbh you should have either ridden away at the first sign of scum or beat the biggest in the group with your lid.for some reason people fear the crazy.
but in the end the word is full of shit heads.
avoid them when you can.
kill em burn em bury em is the best way wen they push it.
also dont fall into that shallow grave easy find crap.
put the effort in and put em at least 4 ft down.
these idiots that murder and cover the body with some leaves?
fuckin amateurs

[st3v3]

Can't believe when someone posts saying how crap a journey they've had, people are all quick and ok to judge yet when someone asks for certain advice, you condone similar behavior on the opposite foot. Maybe because they're chavs?
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[Ariel Badger]

And your solution to Half_lyfe's problem is?
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[shaun_04]

How the hell didn't you notice all that stuff being done?

Was it in India? - you said there was a couple of scooters and about 10 people.

Anyway, if you see the scooters parked up somewhere, remove their tax disc holder. Infact most scooters i've seen have the tax disc mounted to the front disc caliper bolts, so leave the bolt undone after you've nicked the tax disc.

[Kal]

People will fuck with your bike, get used to the idea.


Chavs in large groups like to fuck with people.


Ignore it, let it go. They made you look like a 'tard - so what? at least you aren't a chav.
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[st3v3]

[Itchy]

erm get some free ones from that link I posted up a few months ago?
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[veeeffarr]

Get a faster bike?

[rumppole]

Don't talk to strangers.... didn't mummy tell you this?
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[Ben.]

^how do you make friends then? (btw i know that sounds soo childish but point still stands...)

only got it for a month till i can get a 125cc, not really worth spending out for a months use...
and i did get some free ones but they arent the hard ones

I can see the funny side of it but still, lost all respect for scooters now
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[rumppole]

Touche....

On a serious note though HL, we all know the problems Chavs cause nowadays and without wanting to stereotype its becoming a real issue with the youth of today.

If you want to meet likeminded decent people to ride out with I would suggest your local Bike Meet and not the local youths hang out point.

Happy riding.

Steve
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[jackw72]

Since they are 80cc a whole 30cc larger engines than your scoot it should be no problem chasing them because no doubt they dont oil them near enough and the bike isnt ready for the extra 30cc from the engine so they will probably break down before too long
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