Who enjoys taking a dump

Stalk · Brolly Dolly Joined: 26 Dec 2005 Karma :

Sitting chatting with young son (13) and was just saying that I was looking forwards to having a crap, he thinks I'm mad, so am I?

2t-Screamer · Crazy Courier Joined: 25 Apr 2005 Karma :

i like taking a dump Thumbs Up

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..... · Quote Me Happy Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Karma :

I'm willing to bet that at least 70% of BCF members have a pile of bike mags in their throne room Shifty

Yoko · Brolly Dolly Joined: 25 Feb 2007 Karma :

I dont, I'm done in 30 seconds usually. Though the feeling of release is great when you been holding it on since passing the last services Laughing

Do girls enjoy going for a crap as much as guys?
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stinkwheel · Bovine Proctologist Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

I just did one and it was great.

I have a pile of Viz magazines in my cludgie
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*wanders in*

What the fuck kind of topic is this? Confused

*wanders out*

Handsome · World Chat Champion Joined: 30 Dec 2005 Karma :

Well, I've just been, I sat down and pissed out of my arse so I'm going with NO at this present time...

Obviously ate something that doesn't agree with me, probably the ham sandwich I ate earlier...

Just thought I'd share with the group... Thumbs Up

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thegubner · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Mar 2007 Karma :

I love it, spend about 30-40 mins on the bog, has been upto an hour at times though, I love a good read and a ciggie, and if the missus is out I even take a cup of tea in sometimes, its a great way to sit and think about things alone as well.

Nb · World Chat Champion Joined: 17 May 2005 Karma :

You dont half need a few mags in the bog room when you got piles....your there for a while. Shocked

bananas=no piles. Hand

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Walloper · Super Spammer Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Karma :

Fuk it's slow today eh?

I love a good stiff one. (But watery is also good.)

Nothing beats when you've been baking one all afternoon, then, crouching, eyes closed you drop the basta'd. Spaaaloooshsss..... Ahhhhhh!! Laughing

I like my cludgie too. Thumbs Up

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Handsome · World Chat Champion Joined: 30 Dec 2005 Karma :

Splash back takes all the fun out of it though...
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Walloper · Super Spammer Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Karma :

Oh naw....
So that's why some ***quick edit*** guys like it??? Sick

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thegubner · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Mar 2007 Karma :

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ColdInsomnia · World Chat Champion Joined: 30 Jun 2006 Karma :

I have to read something when I'm on the bog. Don't know why.

Problem is that there are no magazines or anything in my grandmothers house.

In a few weeks I'll be able to recite the entire list of ingredients used to make Palmolive Shaving Foam.
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TheShaggyDA · Repost Police Joined: 14 Jun 2004 Karma :

Sometimes there's nothing quite like a nice comfy poo to set you up for the day, especialy if it's one that makes you think your pelvis is going to crack - the wave of relief is like reaching Nirvana. As a bonus, they usually only require a token wipe afterwards.
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LeeR · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Dec 2006 Karma :

Well I'm sat here as we speak, so to speak, I love WiFi I also love a good poo and have at least two excellent dumps each day morning and evening. I also used to love a fag when I was on the bog, but cottaging is another subject. And finally as an old mate of mine used to say "There are two things you should never underestimate: bad sex, and a good shit"
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