Could my dog be homosexual?

[andrea]

My dog keeps trying to hump my bf

If I stroke him he's fine, but when JP strokes him his pinkie slips out

Is that normal?

[TheShaggyDA]

What does JP get up to with said dog when you are not around? Could be a touch of Pavlov happening
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[lozzypop1]

Is JP sexy???


My dog cannot keep his in his pants at all!
I think It's just plain old excitement!
(Funniest is when he can't get it back in again, and he's walking around 'humping' mid-air to try to get it back!!)

[Mudskipper]

Apparently it's fairly common with pets.

I had two cats who were poofs, and my mates Doberman is a lezzer.

Maybe you could fashion a doggy jock-strap to keep 'it' under control?
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[killa]

The solution...

Failing that, can't you just smack it on the head everytime the dog does it. Unless it's a complete waste of space im sure it'll learn, i've seen it on TV.
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[andrea]

[killa]

[Paivi]

[Dragonfly]

I think my dog is a lesbian, she tried to hump my leg and licks the cat a lot
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[BanditBitch]

Get the dog castrated, that'll sort him out.

[Fisty]

this is my mums dog spaz. We think he is gay as he will hump anything thats moving and male!
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[McGee]

I'm the alpha male, I'm the alpha male.

Try it

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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[Messy]

What is he stroking the dog with?
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[SimonB]

or where is he stroking the dog
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[Ted]

...I worry about you lot and your queer animals sometimes...

At least mine are straight... I think...

...Well, thinking about it they might swing both ways...

[plugger147]

Just give his lipstick a flick everytime he pokes it out, he'll soon get the message.
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[mrchips]

A friend of mine had a Lhassa Apso (sp) that used to try and hump my leg. On one occasion it came over my jeans.

I put it down to the reason that it smelt my dog off me. Perhaps it was just queer. Who knows?
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[Damon]

i have a dog called rosie. She tends to mount other bitches (female dogs).

I think she thinks shes a man...
the crossdressing is a nightmare

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[Ariel Badger]

I think you should hide webcams about the house, When you catch your BF blowing the dog paste the vids on Youtube.
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[McGee]

I wasn't in the mood to start off with



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Its pronounced Jixxer!