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hellkat
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PostPosted: 14:41 - 06 Sep 2007    Post subject: Finally ... a worthy "award" Reply with quote

GQ magazine has just named Richard Hammond as their 2007 Man of the year.




Hoorah!

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PostPosted: 14:44 - 06 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Man of the year", for what ? Being the wee guy in Top Gear. ? Confused
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PostPosted: 14:52 - 06 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

For surviving a crash?

How is that an accomplishment?

Its sheer dumb luck he had a bad crash and again for making a full recovery.

I have been in crashes, does that make a hero?
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PostPosted: 14:58 - 06 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't care wot you fink.

He should be entitled to it just for being cute.
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PostPosted: 14:58 - 06 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Although, compared to that other charmless gobshite streak of lanky weasel piss ... I suppose anything would look cute.
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PostPosted: 15:04 - 06 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

You cannot be talking of the great overlord Clarkson surely?
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PostPosted: 16:11 - 06 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
I don't care wot you fink.

He should be entitled to it just for being cute.
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I think he is cute to. Horrah for the Hamster! Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:17 - 06 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Another pointless award in the pointless world of the celeb.
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PostPosted: 16:44 - 06 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

dodsi wrote:
You cannot be talking of the great overlord Clarkson surely?


That would be the one.
So obnoxious, his name is worth forgetting.

In the dictionary, under Big Fat Over-egotistical Zero, there is a picture of Clarkson.
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PostPosted: 22:11 - 06 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

You are wrong.

Clarkson is a legend, and when I grow up I want to be just like him.
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PostPosted: 23:04 - 06 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

ahem

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PostPosted: 00:22 - 07 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Duckyboos wrote:
ahem

I would Thumbs Up


Sick The thought of anyone doing it with Clarkson makes me feel sick Sick


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PostPosted: 00:39 - 07 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

clarkson s my hero!
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PostPosted: 11:03 - 07 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
That would be the one.
So obnoxious, his name is worth forgetting.



Erm, the one who won the same award last year that Hammond has been given this year? Very Happy Kind of devalues it a bit dontcha think? Razz



(PS, Hammond - I probably would too.......... Embarassed )
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PostPosted: 23:50 - 07 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

it has been said that b4 getting into the car he was warned not to use the brakes during the run.

When there was the blowout, he panicked and used the brakes resulting in the crash.

He is likeable and entertaining but man of the year seems a bit strong. I suppose you have to pick someone that everyone has heard of and is well liked, so why not him.

However im sure that with a little looking, someone more deserving could be found.
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PostPosted: 11:29 - 08 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

colin1 wrote:
When there was the blowout, he panicked and used the brakes resulting in the crash.


I can't really see it continuing in a straight line with only 3 wheels, brakes or no brakes.
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PostPosted: 11:31 - 08 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
dodsi wrote:
You cannot be talking of the great overlord Clarkson surely?


That would be the one.
So obnoxious, his name is worth forgetting.

In the dictionary, under Big Fat Over-egotistical Zero, there is a picture of Clarkson.


It's true, but if anything it makes him more funny.

He's only good because he's such a tosser.
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PostPosted: 19:04 - 08 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bendy wrote:
colin1 wrote:
When there was the blowout, he panicked and used the brakes resulting in the crash.


I can't really see it continuing in a straight line with only 3 wheels, brakes or no brakes.


braking is going to make the situation a lot worse though, and that is what he did despite being told not to (allegedly)
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PostPosted: 19:11 - 08 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Colin lets stick you in one and puncture a wheel and see if you brake Thumbs Up Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 20:53 - 08 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

babyyam wrote:



(PS, Hammond - I probably would too.......... Embarassed )


I would too...he's going to be tired Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 00:46 - 09 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

McGee wrote:
Colin lets stick you in one and puncture a wheel and see if you brake Thumbs Up Mr. Green


i wouldnt
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PostPosted: 02:43 - 09 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

colin1 wrote:
McGee wrote:
Colin lets stick you in one and puncture a wheel and see if you brake Thumbs Up Mr. Green


i wouldnt




What get in the car ???? Mr. Green


that would be wise ... Shocked
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PostPosted: 11:25 - 09 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

thats a good point i hadnt thought of. probably wise not to get in the car

i think the stunt had originally been offered to james may, and he said no

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PostPosted: 13:38 - 09 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dont know if this is because I cant stand the man or because Im hungover and jealous that all you women want to ride his scrawny carcass but......

The mans a weasel. He crashed and lived, so what? His on screen persona is copied directly from Tiff niddel and he licks jeremy clarksons arse. Everything he says on that programme appears to have been rehearsed for hours before and he comes out with such a pile of shit when commenting on sometimes what are crap cars. He was put on a plinth by the media and turned into a hero because he basically did something stupid. It reeks of the similar thing that happened to diana (don't get me started on that effing circus!) where she was made a hero by the smae people that hounded her to her death, the media is fickle, if he was caught drink driving or similar they would want his neck in a hoop.

Anyway, I dont care cos Im much more handsome than that old age git!!

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PostPosted: 17:52 - 09 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

colin1 wrote:
thats a good point i hadnt thought of. probably wise not to get in the car

i think the stunt had originally been offered to james may, and he said no

wise man



thats the way i looked at it mate Thumbs Up Wink
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