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Ben.
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PostPosted: 22:11 - 13 Sep 2007    Post subject: germs Reply with quote

apparently i have 2247000 jerms on me keyboard!
'There are about 2,247,000 germs on your keyboard right now!
That's equivalent to the number of germs on 449 toilet seats.'

https://mingle2.com/keyboard-germs
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PostPosted: 22:21 - 13 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bet my keyboard has more germs than yours Laughing



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PostPosted: 22:24 - 13 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

well take the test then you wazzok! thats why i posted the link Rolling Eyes Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:43 - 13 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I didn't notice the link Embarassed



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PostPosted: 22:47 - 13 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

3,685,080.
I am one dirty mother!
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PostPosted: 22:47 - 13 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

2,876,160 germs

And I bet some of them are absolute beauties given my line of work. Anyway, the questionaire is crap because I don't wash my keyboard at all. I sometimes turn it upside down and shake the bits out of it onto the floor.

There again, my body has the genetic ability to make something like 10,000,000 different antibodies (before hypermutation and class switching).
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PostPosted: 22:49 - 13 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

druidsam
You keep ferrets?
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PostPosted: 22:49 - 13 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

i apparently have 3,415,440 . 683 bog seats worth Embarassed and im going to clean it now...well i may wait until tomorrow if i have time,I've booked it in for Monday Wink



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PostPosted: 22:50 - 13 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

1930 Ariel wrote:
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You keep ferrets?


Yes,i have two males ,both castrated and keep them as pets.
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PostPosted: 22:53 - 13 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have a foundling hob that has been done. Little buggers aint they? He managed to spill cod-liver oil on my old keyboard once.
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Ben.
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PostPosted: 22:53 - 13 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

druidsam wrote:
1930 Ariel wrote:
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You keep ferrets?


Yes,i have two males ,both castrated and keep them as pets.


why did you tell us they were castrated Neutral Laughing

and yeh, its obviously not accurate but it does make you think Surprised
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PostPosted: 22:58 - 13 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

There are about 3,325,560 germs on your keyboard right now!
That's equivalent to the number of germs on 665 toilet seats
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PostPosted: 22:59 - 13 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

[/quote]why did you tell us they were castrated Neutral Laughing [/quote]

Dont really know,i just thought it was worth mentioning Very Happy



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PostPosted: 23:00 - 13 Sep 2007    Post subject: well Reply with quote

im cleanest so far only 413 bogseats for me Shocked

does picking ya nose count?
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PostPosted: 23:06 - 13 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

1930 Ariel wrote:
I have a foundling hob that has been done. Little buggers aint they? He managed to spill cod-liver oil on my old keyboard once.


They can be a handful Laughing but never fail to cheer you up with their antics.You should get another,they don't like being on their own and with a playmate he will keep you amused for hours when they start play fighting.

PS.maybe we should have started a ferret thread and not hijacked this one with ferrety talk



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