FAO TOBY R - I'm a girl on a bike - woohoo look at me!!!!!

[andrea]

One of my favourite bits when out on the bike is slowing down on approach to a village with a 30/40 limit... the sound of the can gurgling and popping, visor comes up for a breather, left hand comes off the bar and genrally onto leg/hip and your whole body seems to relax as you take in your surroundings.

THEN THE BEST BIT...

You spot the GLF sign around the next bend... visor down, tuck in and get gone, all the time shouting 'my cock is much bigger than yours!!' at the power ranger following in the dust behind you in a SOAD kinda way

Or is it just me who does that

[jimbothe]

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[Cigaro]

My cock can walk right to the door, with the feeling so pure.

Sorry, you've got me on System mode now

[D O G]

I have no idea what you are talking about.

Honestly.

[veeeffarr]

Congratulations, you're a girl on a bike!

[Mr.Everready]

WTF is that about, can someone explain please ?


PS Didn't think you had a cock.
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[veeeffarr]

[Cigaro]

This morning on my way to work in the car, I used the accelerator, the brake, AND the clutch!

Amazing eh?

[veeeffarr]

[Cigaro]

Though not all at once, obviously, because then I would be Aryton Senna

Either that, or just a person with very large feet.

[TUG]

[andrea]

[veeeffarr]

What's the thread about again?

[Marcg868]

cocks i think !
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[D O G]

I still have no idea why this thread was started?

I don't care who does or does not have a cock, nor their respective sizes. I would just like to know what you were saying, andrea. I have invested time and emotion into this, and I need something back, dammit.

[kiers]

anyone else find it particularly windy this morning? i was all over the place!
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[veeeffarr]

[ram_doom]

Post op Andrea?
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[TUG]

well i'm not allowed to post anywhere on this forum, so atleast you can post in the none bike related areas, where as i just get told to fuck off all the time and i know nothing, best get my bike checked over then cos i've build it up myself
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[McGee]

Real bikers let the force of the air close their visor at over 120mph
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[kiers]

[McGee]

[TUG]

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