Lapsang Souchong... (Tea)

veeeffarr · Super Spammer Joined: 22 Jul 2004 Karma :

...tastes like f**king arse.

That is all.

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veeeffarr · Super Spammer Joined: 22 Jul 2004 Karma :

Yer mum didn't complain

veeeffarr · Super Spammer Joined: 22 Jul 2004 Karma :

Woot, bought some Chai today, much nicer Very Happy

Any other tea fans here Wink

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killa · Won't Shut Up Joined: 18 Oct 2004 Karma :

Yeah i like tea sometimes.

PG is pretty good.....normal tea FTW.
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stinkwheel · Bovine Proctologist Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

The co-op Indian prince is pretty nice.

Agreed, lapsang thingummy tastes utterly bogging. I would go so far as to say arse tastes better. I am prepared put arse in my mouth if I think there is something in it for me (depending on whos arse obviously), I will never volountarily drink that sort of tea again.

Anyone ever accidentally picked up a can of beer that folks have been using as an ashtray and taken a swig? Tastes like that, only hot.
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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Lapsang ... might as well lick an ashtray.

One of my girlies drinks all those "healthy green tea" things.
Man, some of them smell nasty.

I don't mind when she drinks the blackcurrant version.

But ryegrass and sheeps-dropping flavour (or whatever it is) smells gross.
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Blau Zedong · Banned Joined: 26 Jun 2006 Karma :

I thought toby was on about one of the organic martial arts untill i saw some of the responses........ Confused

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feef · Energiser Bunny Joined: 11 Feb 2002 Karma :

I've heard from more than one (usually) reliable source that Lapsang Souchon is a blend of the stuff that didn't make it into all the other 'fancy' teas.

Would explain the arse/ashtray comments

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Didge · Traffic Copper Joined: 02 Jul 2006 Karma :

Twinings Assam tea for me.
Pre-heat pot, leave to stand, milk in cup first etc.etc. Real tea drinkers know the score.
None of that 'teabag in a cup' bollox.

Handsome · World Chat Champion Joined: 30 Dec 2005 Karma :

Pyramid teabags are the best, you can stick your fancy named shite teabags up yer arse...

Saying that I've been drinking Decaffinated tea just lately and I'm sleeping a whole lot better... Thumbs Up

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cestrian · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Jul 2006 Karma :

Lol.

I love Earl Grey tea myself. Wifey bought some Lady Grey (orange, lemon and bergamot iirc) which is quite acceptable but a bit weak. I quite like Assam and Darjeeling too, long time since I took them.
Wifey likes English Breakfast.