Just had to rescue the Mrs from a spider

[powelly]

Thought I'd share this fella with you.




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[trevoriv]

Common house spider.

If you go outside at the right time of year at the right time of night you will see the front of your house literally crawling with lots and lots of these little beggars
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[Whosthedaddy]

Its a house spider, probably a male looking for a mate. You don't want to know the male to female ratio as she wont sleep tonight.

A few years back the wife found one and I caught it at arms length and proceeded to throw it out in the car park. As it landed, it started to run back towards the flat and me! At this point I started to do an impression of Basil Falwty and stomped the hell out of it. The funny thing was that I was wearing an old pair of the wifes slippers in public

In the next few days, we found quite a few in the flat
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[hellkat]

*tears hair*

I hate this time of year.
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[Dragonfly]

I have bigger ones in my house i still havent had the courage to take a pic of the one in my garage for you. But have had to be rescued a few times by a laughing Mr Dragonfly.
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[Cigaro]

We've got several enormous ones in our house at the moment too.

Doesn't really bother me.

[DEN MONKEY]

pfft get a real spider in your house.

We get these ones here in oz.
They don't tend to bite so you can just grab em when theyre inside and chuck em out the door.

https://icu-web.org/icuweb/images/677/original.jpg
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[TheShaggyDA]

Don't tend to bite? He's still got the blood of the last kitten he ate on his fangs
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[Phoenix]

I found another spider on the side of my mattress when I went to bed lastnight. Got some tissue to splat it with but by the time I got back it'd gone. Ended up having to strip the entire bed down, turn the base over and it was nowhere to be seen. Had to go to bed knowing there was probably a spider somewhere in my bedding Can't understand how they're getting into my bed since I pulled it out into the middle of the room either, I hate this house.

[fenton]

Lol, nice one phoenix.

I once had a nightmare ages ago which consisted of me waking up. And seeing a floor literally covered in spiders climbing all over me. Since then ive detested them. i saw one of those ( top piccie ) run across my floor. I just nabbed my pillows and fucked of downstairs.
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[Luke_Retrofly]

i count about 5 or 6 BIG ones ive had to suck up with a hoover, there was one massive one which cast a show over me as it crawled up the wall, i was literally frozen in panic unable to must a sentence, i did that think in cartoons when you stand there jabbering at a big bad thing "Umm err its jabbbada BIG, thin err umm big thing herr there!"

Bastids stay outside my house!

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[MoshizZ]

Spiders? Its the burglars climbing in though the windows you need to watch out for.....two more lamb bhumas...what?
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[NinaMarie]

i must say, spiders scare the living shit out of me, especially the house spiders they are MASSIVE.
There was one in my bedroom, i actually heard it fall on the floor it was that big, i couldn't move for about 5 minutes had to get my mam out of bed to kill it

We couldn't work out where they were coming from until i was bored one night and wondered why my wallpaper was coming off when i realised there was i big hole in the wall by my window... Where my pillows are...

i'm not as bad now as i am usually terrified of the tiny ones
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[Dragonfly]

Nightmares last night! dream of my old house which was practically a candidate for the mother ship of the giant spiders. Kicked the crap out of bf while sleeping and hitting myself because i thought spiders where all over me. I am trying to wipe this trhead frmo my mind its rather haunting.
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[MoshizZ]

By the way... https://youtube.com/watch?v=21us_nOV4gI thats what my joke was all about, as people on msn dont seem to get it lol
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[bEN_]

If they arn't in my bedroom they don't bother me, but my bedroom used to be our loft/attick, so i get quite a few, good job my girlfriend isn't scared of them and just picks the fuckers up
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[Visitor Q]

Haha, pussies the lot of you.

https://www.beepworld.de/memberdateien/members89/hierodula_membranacea/hierodulaaufhand.jpg
I used to have one of these bitches on my curtain in first year.
The females dont really roam, or fly and when adult they dont moult anymore ergo they dont need the humidity of a container.

Used to be a great laugh when i brought birds back and forgot to tell em
They watch you walk around constantly aswell. Creeps people out merrily.

With the exception of some land crabs and funnel web spiders i dont think many (terrestrial) arthropods could take it down. It was a good 20+ g. The fucker would happily eat lizards aswell.
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[craigie b]

Had a cockroach walk merrily of my bedroom tonight. These fuckers here give me the willies....there big, n ugly, spread disease and can run like fuck once they've deposited their egg sack somewhere in the house.

Oh man I'm fucking grossed out by it!

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[Melissa]

I don,t really mind spiders after spending years on the farm and constantly rescuing people from them (namley my sis and my partner) My saying is they are more scared of you!
One thing that does creep me out are earwigs, they come out from everywhere and they are not subtle like spiders.

Got a spider problem?
Answer - Get a cat
I love watching cats chase them round the house.
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