bit of an incident!!!! (oops) *edit..revenge ideas wanted.

[thegubner]

My mother has just been up visiting from Dorset for a few days, was a brilliant few days, seeing her again and having a laugh, we went out and she spent about about 300 quid on things for our baby when it arrives.

We sat up till early in the morning chatting and talking about old times, it was really good seeing her and we cant wait till she is up next.



Then she was leaving about half an hour ago, she got into her car which was parked in a street that comes off the main road I live on, so that we could see the car from the back of the house.

Now this is a quiet street, not many cars parked on it night or day, just as she was going to leave I checked the oil and water for her, and one of the blokes who lives on that street (posh git) comes and says...."has that car broken down?"

I said "no its allright mate"


It then went like this.......


HIM........"well its been here three days!"

ME........"And?"

HIM......."its been hard to park for the last few days"

ME.... "No it hasn't, there has been plenty of spaces here"

HIM...."It should not be here"

ME (getting annoyed now)....."well that tax disc says it can be where ever she wants it on a public road, and there is no parking restrictions, so do one"

HIM......"well it doesn't matter now any way, its been reported as stolen and abandoned to the police"

ME......"you what?"

HIM..."I reported it stolen, it shouldnt be here!"

ME (should of bit me tongue)...."fuck off you fucking arse hole, what you playing at, if my mother gets pulled now and gets a producer she has to come all the way back up here, all cos you are too much of a wanker to park three foot back?......go fuck yourself, dont start playing cunts tricks with me, you'll fucking lose dick head, now get out of my face before I lose it..........GO ON YA FUCKING ARSEHOLE, FUCK OFF!"


Should not have got like that but the wanker called the police and now her car is reported stolen, I have no idea what happens with old bill now, but I have no doubt they will be round my gaff later on (just off me tag too) but I have not threatened him just swore a bit, and he has no witnesses anyway, but he is a solicitor.


Really fuming at the moment, why do prats like him not get arrested for wasting police time, with bogus phone calls?


Anything I can do? ASBO or such?


Sorry for the long rant and cheers for reading.



Andy

[tokarev]

I would just go down to the police station and tell them that your neighbor has wrongly reported your mother's car as stolen and abandoned (tell them she was away for however long etc...). Leave out all the swearing at him bit though!

Best to go and sort it out. Anyway, thats what I would do.

[flat spot]

[Flip]

Report him. They'll do him for wasting Police time.

[tokarev]

He could also be bullshitting, just to get you to move the car?

[Dragonfly]

[Cigaro]

What you should have done (although I realise it's too late now) is humour the twat and simply get her to call the police to say that it's not stolen.

Anyway, I wouldn't worry too much about it.

[thegubner]

Ahhh yeah, didnt realise about the producer, dont they ask you where your local nick is?


Yeah should have kept a lid on it, at least I didnt threaten him or even twat him, just wound me up.
Me mum is a lovely lady, never done anybody any harm and penis' like him doing stuff like that to her winds me up.

I cant get my head round his logic, I am gonna have a party next weekend, I know loads of lad's on the scrap and shit removals, so he will have loads of tippers with scrap and garden rubbish on em outside his house for a weekend, that will make him angry and make me laugh like mad!

[Cigaro]

[thegubner]

Thinking about the sort of person my Mum is she will probably have her docs on her anyway, she is very organised.

Just didn't think when I was angry, I'm just wound up that people can be so petty with everything that goes on these days.

Especially from a solicitor!

[J0Al1]

I think you forgot to say Fuck

[thegubner]

One of me neighbours has just said he saw the bloke jotting down the reg number this morning, so he has deffo rang the police.

And some twat has dumped a load of rubbish in my front garden.........


Time to start cracking heads in the dark I think.








*toddles off to park outside that twats house

[Cigaro]

Reminds me of the time when some twat decided to turn my windscreen wipers upside down on my car because I parked outside his house.

Imagine his surprise the next weekend when I borrowed my mate's hitop long wheelbase Transit and left it there for a few days...

[Polo]

I feel another tagging order coming on in the not too distant future.
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[JodieWodie]

People are such dicks when it comes to cars and roads and 'their space'

I live 3 doors up from a church, and I have had LOADS of trouble with them
We live on a normal road, where anyone can park, but they keep putting cones outside on the road to claim the space as theirs now and again
I just move them now

Last year, my polo was parked smack outside there. It was hit by a nob who came down the road too fast, and it was written off. The sides were bent out and so was undriveable, and it took almost 3 weeks for the insurance people to move it. (You could hardly see the damage, only a dint in the rear)
...

In the meantime the lovely, caring, thoughtful, God-loving people of the church decided to call the police and tell them that the car was in their way and is obviously abandoned.

Even though the 'flower women' always saw me in the car, and it was always parked outside. Outside my home, on a public road.
So then I had a phone call from the police, and I had to prove the car was mine etc

What an absolute bunch of pratts.
They were just annoyed as I was on 'their bit' of the road

My friend lives in a culdesac, and if anyone visits, and parks in any neighbours bit of road, they go mental!
It is quite bizarre
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[thegubner]

No I wont crack heads, for the simple reason that this time it WILL NOT be a tag, my solicitor is good but stone me he aint that good.

I will just have to sit back and wait for the BCF's revenge crew to fill me full of sly ideas so that I have less chance of getting caught.

[Polo]

Personally, I would park outside his house whenever I can. If he stands at the window, give him a cheery wave.

Will make his piss boil.

I would also get his number from the phone book (assuming he isn't ex-directory) and try sell as much as gay stuff as I could for knock down prices............"Hi, I'm ringing up about the love swing you have for sale". That sort of stuff.
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[Keir]

dont worry about the stolen report. You'll struggle to get the police round when you report your own car stolen let alone someone reporting a possibly stolen car. The absolute most that willhappen is the reg will be put through pnc and then it will show as all in order so they will ignore it. dont even stress about it.
put dog shit on his doorstep though.
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[JodieWodie]

Send him incontinence brochures and stuff!
One of my 'mates' sent me tena lady stuff once
VERY funny
Berk

Dance in the garden with a beer in hand.
Play footy against his wall.
Invite your mates round and park in a line along the front of his house for a good long while.

Childish I know
I love revenge. I hold grudges for quite a while unfortunately

JO x
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[Cigaro]

Once my car was reported stolen. It was parked outside with wires hanging from the steering column as I had to hotwire it.

They called the registered owner at home (me) and asked if my car was still there. I said 'yes'. Nothing more came of it.

[thegubner]

Ahhhh, just found something out that means I cant do anything or send anything to his house.

Its his elderly mums house (who has no car I might add!!!!!!!) and he delivers the papers to her everyday and got arsey as he could not park directly outside the gate everyday.

I now am asking you to put your thinking caps on and come up with some ideas.

[TheShaggyDA]

Glue in his locks/slash his tyres, then report his car as abandoned
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[SimonB]

Spill some brake fluid on his car or remove the valves from his tires.
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[thegubner]

The glue locking would mean I would near the car too long in daylight hours im afraid.

The tyre slashing would be fun, but again in day light hours.


Any liquids that can be squirted on the tyres and are readily available?

Some thing that would dissolve rubber obviously, and would work pretty quick so I could tie it in with shaggy's idea of reporting it abandoned.

Any one know of such a magical fluid?