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McGee
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PostPosted: 08:22 - 14 Oct 2007    Post subject: Clarkson's House. Reply with quote

God damn, I'm bored

Used to ride/drive by it a few times a week.

Seen him around a few times as well.

Any one want to steal his cars then ?
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PostPosted: 08:28 - 14 Oct 2007    Post subject: Re: Clarkson's House. Reply with quote

Should put a sign opposite his driveway entrance; "I keyed your ford".
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PostPosted: 08:31 - 14 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have had many a mission to access his property Wink

He owns a Lamborghini Gallardo Sypder as well now.

I mean it can't be that hard to get the keys and have some fun Laughing Wink
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PostPosted: 08:34 - 14 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you've seen him around, did you say hi? And did he say hi back?

I'd expect the miserable bastard to be too 'busy' writing books about how shit his life is.

Laughing
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PostPosted: 08:43 - 14 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

TheBassJunky wrote:

I'd expect the miserable bastard to be too 'busy' writing books about how shit his life is.


Never had the balls to say hi. Laughing

First time I saw him I was with a mate, twas sad he giggled like a little bitch. I was just like "Na, that can't be him" and was shocked to see it was.

Spose to be a top bloke though.

I want to be the next Clarkson Laughing Shifty Thinking
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PostPosted: 11:41 - 14 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

He seems to have a transit in the court yard. Thinking


Hmmmm, pikey clarkson?
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PostPosted: 11:41 - 14 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not saying anything.... Skill.... Wink Laughing (@McGee)

As for entry... there's a line of trees near his gate, just pop through them and onto the side track that goes right through his inner wall, straight to his HQ, if asked what your doing "cleaning your cars for free, do you want me to give them some air on the open roads after words?" Smile
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PostPosted: 14:44 - 14 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow I've ridden past his house a fair few times then, my parents live really close to there.

I've only ever seen him once in the Burford Garden Center, I didn't say anything though didn't think he'd want to be bothered.
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PostPosted: 15:12 - 14 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

If any of the cars are convertibles, put some cheese wire across the road at the neck level, which is what he has said he wants to do to bikers. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 15:29 - 14 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

www.theclarksonrun.co.uk Mr. Green


'fraid to say im responsible for that website.....never happened though as im a lazy arse.... Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 17:14 - 14 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Didn't think his house would be that big, looks huge.
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PostPosted: 18:59 - 14 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

how many other 'celebs' houses can we pick out on google earth then? Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:45 - 14 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

EllioTT_GiXXeR wrote:
Didn't think his house would be that big, looks huge.


From the road it looks small. It's a manor house as far as I know.


beatnck2 wrote:
how many other 'celebs' houses can we pick out on google earth then? Laughing


A few here.

Clarkson is a legend Wink
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PostPosted: 19:49 - 14 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

gavin wrote:
www.theclarksonrun.co.uk Mr. Green


'fraid to say im responsible for that website.....never happened though as im a lazy arse.... Rolling Eyes


lol I signed up to that back in the day.

Should still organise it, but as a big national BCF get together!
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PostPosted: 20:43 - 14 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I met Mr Clarkson at the theme park i used to work at. He was filming an episode of his things that changed the world series.

He sat with us in the canteen eating the same crappy breakfast as us and didnt complain once! I expected him to be a stuck up gimp but he was a genuinely nice bloke who was quite happy to chat with us all and sign autographs.
We tried to get him to go on the skycoaster but he wouldnt!
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PostPosted: 23:33 - 14 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paivi wrote:
If any of the cars are convertibles, put some cheese wire across the road at the neck level, which is what he has said he wants to do to bikers. Twisted Evil


It's odd also that he hates bikers so much when he has been seen several times (AFAIK at least once on an episode of Top Gear) riding a motorbike. He must have been one himself at one point, or at least spent some time riding one.
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PostPosted: 23:35 - 14 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

gavin wrote:
www.theclarksonrun.co.uk Mr. Green


'fraid to say im responsible for that website.....never happened though as im a lazy arse.... Rolling Eyes


You wouldnt piss him off, you would just give him more ammo to use against bikers. Stuff like that is what he thrives off. And why take any of his comments seriously? they are all tongue in cheek comments ment to be taken light heartedly Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 23:56 - 14 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

mr_fisty wrote:
I met Mr Clarkson at the theme park i used to work at. He was filming an episode of his things that changed the world series.

He sat with us in the canteen eating the same crappy breakfast as us and didnt complain once! I expected him to be a stuck up gimp but he was a genuinely nice bloke who was quite happy to chat with us all and sign autographs.
We tried to get him to go on the skycoaster but he wouldnt!


Im a bit disappointed that hes not a tosser in real life at all times.

Maybe you just met him on a bad day and he didnt feel up to it.
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PostPosted: 00:15 - 15 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think we should try and order a mass BCF trip to a recording of top gear. It would be awesome. Could you imagine the look on his face with 20+ bikers stood at the front behind him...muhahaha. sort of.
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PostPosted: 00:17 - 15 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rofl, my Aunt lives 1.5 miles from his house Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 00:27 - 15 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

fenton wrote:
I think we should try and order a mass BCF trip to a recording of top gear. It would be awesome. Could you imagine the look on his face with 20+ bikers stood at the front behind him...muhahaha. sort of.


Try getting tickets first Wink The waiting list is a good while for them unless you know some people that know some people lol
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PostPosted: 00:50 - 15 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you say that 30 of you are gonna turn up on your bikes then you may get some tickets posted to you, just so they can make a bit of a thing of it.

Then again, maybe not!
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PostPosted: 01:43 - 15 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing He lives about 30 mins away Thinking
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PostPosted: 07:08 - 15 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

matt89 wrote:
gavin wrote:
www.theclarksonrun.co.uk Mr. Green


'fraid to say im responsible for that website.....never happened though as im a lazy arse.... Rolling Eyes


You wouldnt piss him off, you would just give him more ammo to use against bikers. Stuff like that is what he thrives off. And why take any of his comments seriously? they are all tongue in cheek comments ment to be taken light heartedly Thumbs Up


thats not what it was supposed to be aboutwas intended to be a bunch of fans turning up on bikes, to show him how much we care Mr. Green

now if we could only get Hammond involved....... Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 12:49 - 15 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I reckon if you try getting hold of his agent, there could be a big show-down of it, winning Clarkson round with a line of: "they don't show that on 5th Gear." Laughing
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