Help & FAQs    Search BCF    Members    Groups    Events Calendar
Resend my activation email : Register : Log in 
BCF: Bike Chat Forums


fuck!

 Reply to topic
Bike Chat Forums Index -> Random Banter
View previous topic : View next topic  
Author Message

Ben.
World Chat Champion



Joined: 10 Jul 2007
Karma :
PostPosted: 17:01 - 15 Oct 2007    Post subject: fuck! Reply with quote
fucking bike got water in the carburetor again after spending all of fucking sunday getting it out!!! making me have to miss college, and bump start the fucker to get home! took it all apart only to find i dont have the right screw driver to get the fucking cover of the carbureter off! walk down to shop 20 mins there and back! wrong fucking screw driver! walk to shops and back 20 mins again 7 quid out of pocket.
attempt to fix bike and the fucking thing wont start! now the fucking batterys dead and i cant find my fucking phone! for fucks sake piece fo shit now gota sit here for 2 fucking hours till my dad comes and attempt to fix the fucking thing! Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad
fuck fuckedy fuck fuck fuck! Evil or Very Mad

anyone else's day go balls up?
____________________
follow my racing season
Race bike - R6
Road bike - sv650
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Nb
World Chat Champion



Joined: 17 May 2005
Karma :
PostPosted: 17:05 - 15 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Quote:
anyone else's day go balls up?


Nope. Life is goooood Mr. Green Laughing
____________________
Cbr1100xx blackbird gone, mk4 golf gt tdi chav now
Colin1 wrote 'Im grateful for what i can get, which isnt all that much.'
Columbus travel insurance are crap!! Do not use!
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

TheShaggyDA
Repost Police



Joined: 14 Jun 2004
Karma :
PostPosted: 17:11 - 15 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Doesn't it have a drain screw?
____________________
Current: CB500 Previous: CB100N, CB250RS, XJ900F, GT550, GPZ750R/1000RX, AJS M16, R100RT, Enfield Bullet

[i:6e3bfc7581]But still I fear and still I dare not laugh at the madman...[/i:6e3bfc7581]
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website You must be logged in to rate posts

Ben.
World Chat Champion



Joined: 10 Jul 2007
Karma :
PostPosted: 17:11 - 15 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
FFS!!!!

just remembered got a fucking maths paper due in tomorrow and chem and physics!
how the fuck am i mena do all of them and fix the bike so i can get to college and back! Evil or Very Mad
____________________
follow my racing season
Race bike - R6
Road bike - sv650
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Ben.
World Chat Champion



Joined: 10 Jul 2007
Karma :
PostPosted: 17:12 - 15 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
TheShaggyDA wrote:
Doesn't it have a drain screw?


yeh but there was all dirt and shit in there as well so i wanted to clean it out properley.
____________________
follow my racing season
Race bike - R6
Road bike - sv650
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Cigaro
World Chat Champion



Joined: 28 Mar 2007
Karma :
PostPosted: 17:24 - 15 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Well if it has a drain screw can't you just use that as a temporary measure?

As for the battery, isn't there a car nearby you can jump it from?
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Ben.
World Chat Champion



Joined: 10 Jul 2007
Karma :
PostPosted: 17:27 - 15 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
im sure i can fix the bike the batterys chargeing.
its just fucked up my whole day.







and now my dog just puked. Brick Wall i swear if one more thing goes wrong im going to kill something.
____________________
follow my racing season
Race bike - R6
Road bike - sv650
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Cigaro
World Chat Champion



Joined: 28 Mar 2007
Karma :
PostPosted: 17:29 - 15 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Also, does your coursework actually have to be in tommorow?

They'll usually accept it slightly late if you have a good enough excuse Razz
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

D O G
World Chat Champion



Joined: 18 Dec 2006
Karma :
PostPosted: 17:29 - 15 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Kill the dog. Filthy animal.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

veeeffarr
Super Spammer



Joined: 22 Jul 2004
Karma :
PostPosted: 17:32 - 15 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
My English "Wide Reading" coursework was 8 months late

After I was told to "Get it in, or you're suspended" I started reading the 2 books at 2am the day it was supposed to be handed in, one of which was "1984" by George Orwell.

Did 17 pages and got a B+, stick that in your fucking pipe, system.

Wink

T
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

flat spot
World Chat Champion



Joined: 29 Aug 2003
Karma :
PostPosted: 17:34 - 15 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
How on earth is water getting into the carb? Shocked

Quote:
As for the battery, isn't there a car nearby you can jump it from?


I seriously recommend you DON'T try this.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

sickpup
Old Timer



Joined: 21 Apr 2004
Karma :
PostPosted: 17:59 - 15 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
flat spot wrote:


Quote:
As for the battery, isn't there a car nearby you can jump it from?


I seriously recommend you DON'T try this.


Oh please explain this one? Rolling Eyes
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

alpine
Spanner Monkey



Joined: 09 Apr 2007
Karma :
PostPosted: 19:18 - 15 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Damofo D.O.G. wrote:
Kill the dog. Filthy animal.


+1
____________________
Current bike - FMX650.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

TheShaggyDA
Repost Police



Joined: 14 Jun 2004
Karma :
PostPosted: 19:21 - 15 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
half_lyfe wrote:
TheShaggyDA wrote:
Doesn't it have a drain screw?


yeh but there was all dirt and shit in there as well so i wanted to clean it out properley.


So the bike didn't cause you to miss college then, did it?
____________________
Current: CB500 Previous: CB100N, CB250RS, XJ900F, GT550, GPZ750R/1000RX, AJS M16, R100RT, Enfield Bullet

[i:6e3bfc7581]But still I fear and still I dare not laugh at the madman...[/i:6e3bfc7581]
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website You must be logged in to rate posts

GodzGift
World Chat Champion



Joined: 13 May 2006
Karma :
PostPosted: 19:23 - 15 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
half_lyfe wrote:

and now my dog just puked. Brick Wall i swear if one more thing goes wrong im going to kill something.


LOL WTF - what was your dog eating/ drinking Oil? Have some Karma , im sure youll be able to an extension, pick the most important work and do that one.

Call a mate and copy him

Kill your Dog, and take it o the school saying LOOK my dog died can I get a extension
____________________
Bike Level: Amateur | CBT Passed
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

flat spot
World Chat Champion



Joined: 29 Aug 2003
Karma :
PostPosted: 21:36 - 15 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Quote:
Oh please explain this one?


Ok I'll be more specific just for Sickpup. Whatever you do don't start it with the engine running like you would a car. If you do it'll no doubt cause something to fry.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

binge
Emo Kiddy



Joined: 03 Jul 2004
Karma :
PostPosted: 21:55 - 15 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
flat spot wrote:

Ok I'll be more specific just for Sickpup. Whatever you do don't start it with the engine running like you would a car. If you do it'll no doubt cause something to fry.


We started dam_busters bike like this 3 or 4 times. Never had any problems at all. 12v is 12v init?

Current? The bike will only draw what it needs. I'm no sparky but im sure its quite safe to do so.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

sickpup
Old Timer



Joined: 21 Apr 2004
Karma :
PostPosted: 22:04 - 15 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
flat spot wrote:
Quote:
Oh please explain this one?


Ok I'll be more specific just for Sickpup. Whatever you do don't start it with the engine running like you would a car. If you do it'll no doubt cause something to fry.


I'll be specific for Flat spot.

Please go and sit quietly in a corner and stop talking rubbish.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

flat spot
World Chat Champion



Joined: 29 Aug 2003
Karma :
PostPosted: 22:09 - 15 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
So sorry I don't know anything. Mmm, neither do these...... https://motorcycle-maintenance-repair.suite101.com/article.cfm/motorcycle_maintenancerepair

Like anything on a forum, you can believe what you desire. Night night.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Ben.
World Chat Champion



Joined: 10 Jul 2007
Karma :
PostPosted: 22:13 - 15 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
bikes now working (i have a charger that plugs into the mains). dog must have eaten something over the woods

and another thing to add to my fuck list

i have 1 contact lens left... Shocked
will have to go pick some up tomorrow... BLIND!
____________________
follow my racing season
Race bike - R6
Road bike - sv650
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

sickpup
Old Timer



Joined: 21 Apr 2004
Karma :
PostPosted: 22:32 - 15 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
flat spot wrote:
So sorry I don't know anything. Mmm, neither do these...... https://motorcycle-maintenance-repair.suite101.com/article.cfm/motorcycle_maintenancerepair

Like anything on a forum, you can believe what you desire. Night night.


Or I can do it for a living.

The bike will only pull the power it needs.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Cigaro
World Chat Champion



Joined: 28 Mar 2007
Karma :
PostPosted: 16:46 - 16 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
sickpup wrote:
flat spot wrote:
So sorry I don't know anything. Mmm, neither do these...... https://motorcycle-maintenance-repair.suite101.com/article.cfm/motorcycle_maintenancerepair

Like anything on a forum, you can believe what you desire. Night night.


Or I can do it for a living.

The bike will only pull the power it needs.


The only thing I'd be afraid of when jump starting a bike from a car is that the bike will try and charge the car's battery. However, as long as all the electrics are off, I don't think it'd cause any damage.

And although you apparently shouldn't jump-start a vehicle while the vehicle with the good battery is running, I've done that many times too (when I first got my Cavalier it was the only way we could get some charge into the battery to start it, as we had cack jump leads) and had no problems.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

flat spot
World Chat Champion



Joined: 29 Aug 2003
Karma :
PostPosted: 18:49 - 16 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ok this is not a response to Sickpup. That dialogue has ended as far as I'm concerned and I respect your opinion.

However here are a few more links if anyone is interested. I'll let folks make up their own minds on the topic.

https://www.shadowriders.org/faq/jumpstarting.html

https://www.cyclemaintenance.com/elec/jump_starting.htm

https://www.helium.com/tm/500342/helmet-youre-walking-afternoon
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

sickpup
Old Timer



Joined: 21 Apr 2004
Karma :
PostPosted: 10:23 - 17 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
You really need to take a good read of those links as they actually tell you why they are wrong.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts
Old Thread Alert!

The last post was made 18 years, 183 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful?
  Display posts from previous:   
This page may contain affiliate links, which means we may earn a small commission if a visitor clicks through and makes a purchase. By clicking on an affiliate link, you accept that third-party cookies will be set.

Post new topic   Reply to topic    Bike Chat Forums Index -> Random Banter All times are GMT + 1 Hour
Page 1 of 1

 
 You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum

Read the Terms of Use! - Powered by phpBB © phpBB Group
 
Debug Mode: ON - Server: birks (www) - Page Generation Time: 0.11 Sec - Server Load: 1.16 - MySQL Queries: 13 - Page Size: 125.28 Kb