Resend my activation email : Register : Log in 
BCF: Bike Chat Forums


God made everything!

Reply to topic
Bike Chat Forums Index -> Random Banter
View previous topic : View next topic  
Author Message

Shaun
Likes 'em bent



Joined: 17 May 2003
Karma :

PostPosted: 22:55 - 13 Oct 2007    Post subject: God made everything! Reply with quote

You none believers you! Evil or Very Mad
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

gavin
World Chat Champion



Joined: 05 Jul 2005
Karma :

PostPosted: 22:58 - 13 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

he made me wank over your mum this morning? Shocked dirty bastard! Evil or Very Mad
____________________
1988 TZR125 : 1990 RD350YPVS/ RGV250 HYBRID : 1982 RD80LC : 1983 RD80LC : 1994 RGV250 : 1991 TZR125 / CR500R HYBRID : 1976 BENELLI 500 QUATTRO : 2006 TRIUMPH 675
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website You must be logged in to rate posts

GazzaThePiagg...
Traffic Copper



Joined: 25 Apr 2007
Karma :

PostPosted: 23:29 - 13 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

He made homosexuals aswell? Thinking
____________________
Stupid Young Tw@ts Clan 2007 - Sponsored By Powerthirst
Honda NSR 125F (Under Restoration), Honda CR 125, Piaggio Zip (For Sale).
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website You must be logged in to rate posts

Jull
Spanner Monkey



Joined: 12 Mar 2007
Karma :

PostPosted: 23:38 - 13 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can he make me a cheese sandwich, I'm feeling a bit peckish.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Mudskipper
World Chat Champion



Joined: 22 Aug 2006
Karma :

PostPosted: 01:18 - 14 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did he make my room so bloody untidy? I knew it!!
____________________
CBR125|||GSXR400|||CBR400|||CBR400|||CB250RS|||GSXR750|||CB250RS Mr. Green
"You're clumsy, you eat too much and you behave like a 12 year old boy. But you know what? Every once in a while, you find a thumb."
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Ben.
World Chat Champion



Joined: 10 Jul 2007
Karma :

PostPosted: 02:00 - 14 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

what did vishnu do then?
____________________
follow my racing season
Race bike - R6
Road bike - sv650
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

TheShaggyDA
Repost Police



Joined: 14 Jun 2004
Karma :

PostPosted: 06:37 - 14 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

He invented arm wrestling.
____________________
Current: CB500 Previous: CB100N, CB250RS, XJ900F, GT550, GPZ750R/1000RX, AJS M16, R100RT, Enfield Bullet

[i:6e3bfc7581]But still I fear and still I dare not laugh at the madman...[/i:6e3bfc7581]
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website You must be logged in to rate posts

ram_doom
World Chat Champion



Joined: 25 Mar 2006
Karma :

PostPosted: 09:05 - 14 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

TheShaggyDA wrote:
He invented arm wrestling.


And juggling...

https://calclements.com/enlight-vishnu.jpg
____________________
TL1000s, KDX200
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

kiers
Could Be A Chat Bot



Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Karma :

PostPosted: 10:06 - 15 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

he invented islam?
____________________
'but this wasn't any ordinary clio197.this was the SUPER DUPER version.
ooh i can't wait for the next instalment of superluke and his tales of skullduggery.' - lurker 27 sep 2008
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Skudd
Super Spammer



Joined: 01 Oct 2006
Karma :

PostPosted: 01:34 - 16 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

God made himself and man so he new he was real
If you want to read a book on sex, murder, betrayal, incest, drug taking, greed, homo-erotica, deviant sexual adventures, war,racism,prostitution,rape, horror, torture and drunkeness, read the Bible.
Oh and when they translated the bible they used Virgin instead of Unmarried mother. Strange but true fact.So Mary was the first documented unmarried mother who tried to fiddle the birth certificateand claim it was someone who she didn't know.
____________________
Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

c_dug
Super Spammer



Joined: 04 Sep 2007
Karma :

PostPosted: 20:56 - 17 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

if "god" made everything who made god? lol
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Ben.
World Chat Champion



Joined: 10 Jul 2007
Karma :

PostPosted: 21:08 - 17 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

c_dug wrote:
if "god" made everything who made god? lol


first cause argument, research it.
____________________
follow my racing season
Race bike - R6
Road bike - sv650
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

jackw72
World Chat Champion



Joined: 18 Nov 2006
Karma :

PostPosted: 22:30 - 17 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

god's mum
____________________
08/11/2007 A2 Passed.
Suzuki GSXR 1000 K3
Rapid Training passed
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

c_dug
Super Spammer



Joined: 04 Sep 2007
Karma :

PostPosted: 01:08 - 18 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

so gods mum had a "big bang" with gods dad, it all makes sence now Laughing
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Luke_Retrofly
Silly Lesbian



Joined: 05 Jul 2003
Karma :

PostPosted: 08:14 - 18 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I knew god was behind the holocaust, damn him!
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website You must be logged in to rate posts
Old Thread Alert!

The last post was made 18 years, 171 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful?
  Display posts from previous:   
This page may contain affiliate links, which means we may earn a small commission if a visitor clicks through and makes a purchase. By clicking on an affiliate link, you accept that third-party cookies will be set.

Post new topic   Reply to topic    Bike Chat Forums Index -> Random Banter All times are GMT + 1 Hour
Page 1 of 1

 
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum

Read the Terms of Use! - Powered by phpBB © phpBB Group
 

Debug Mode: ON - Server: birks (www) - Page Generation Time: 0.06 Sec - Server Load: 1.14 - MySQL Queries: 13 - Page Size: 83.65 Kb