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Eddie Hitler
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PostPosted: 00:12 - 07 Nov 2007    Post subject: I do love BMW drivers. Reply with quote

Some of the best drivers in the world, it's a fact.

They are so good infact, that when your going through a small rural village with parked cars to your right of the road, leaving a single lane, they believe they have the right to pull out on you from the opposite direction, when you have right of way.

Not to mention i was halfway through the line of parked cars.

I almost fell over from the astonishment. She had blatently seen me, but thought as she was the queen of the road. The thought that she could seriously be thinking I, (yes, ME), should move was just hilarious.

Like fuck was i going to stop, but she carried on towards me. To avoid an accident, as i wasn't going to stop, the bitch subdued and got her wheel arch messy whilst she used the grass verge to get out of my way.

With a quick use of choice fingers, i was off.

Honeslty though, why does this only happen with these BMW housewives at the wheel?
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PostPosted: 00:16 - 07 Nov 2007    Post subject: Re: I do love BMW drivers. Reply with quote

Eddie Hitler wrote:
Honeslty though, why does this only happen with these BMW housewives at the wheel?


I think it's something to do with the BMW housewives at the wheel.
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PostPosted: 00:19 - 07 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh dont forget mr and mrs mercedes benz

So high and almighty they dont need to use their indi's

Next time just ride the bike straight over the top.
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PostPosted: 00:21 - 07 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Flipk wrote:
Next time just ride the bike straight over the top.


I'm sure pedrosa could some how manage to do that. Wink
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PostPosted: 00:23 - 07 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Mercades wrote:
Indicators? Why on earth should I use my indicators, none of your bloody business where I'm going you peasant.
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PostPosted: 00:29 - 07 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Embarassed My mum drives a Mercedes Benz, Embarassed

but yeah! damn right they cant drive! eugh! Grrrr...!! Thumbs Down
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PostPosted: 02:52 - 07 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

At a mini roundabout on saturday in a car park, my friend martyn (also a rider on here) was indicating to turn right. As we did a woman at the exit in front of us (our left) decided it was time to move. almost T-boning us. She then acted/gestured as if it were his fault.
I punched the window, almost got out of the car to tell the stupid bint that it is give way-to-your-fucking-right at roundabouts.

Some people fuck me right off.
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PostPosted: 03:24 - 07 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Always seems to be the Citroen estates for me...

I simply pootled along slowly infront of one that almost drove into the side of me cutting lanes on a roundabout yesterday, angry glares through the clear visor followed by me creeping along gesturing at my mirrors the whole time hopefully got the message across Smile

As much as I prefer el tinto, glaring straight at oblivious drivers and forcing eye contact seems to help wake them up to your presence Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 09:12 - 07 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Minis (the new type, not British Leylands finest) and Smart cars seem to have it in for me. I even had a smart car reversing into a parking place I had already parked my bike. She didn't stop till I banged on her roof and then she just glared at me as if I was somthing shed picked up on her shoe.

I felt quite hurt, Bikers have feelings too you old cow Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 10:42 - 07 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
Minis (the new type, not British Leylands finest) and Smart cars seem to have it in for me. I even had a smart car reversing into a parking place I had already parked my bike. She didn't stop till I banged on her roof and then she just glared at me as if I was somthing shed picked up on her shoe.

I felt quite hurt, Bikers have feelings too you old cow Rolling Eyes


New minis = Built by BMW
Smart = Built by Mecerdes

Go figure
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PostPosted: 11:17 - 07 Nov 2007    Post subject: Re: I do love BMW drivers. Reply with quote

jamie stokes wrote:
Eddie Hitler wrote:
Honeslty though, why does this only happen with these BMW housewives at the wheel?


I think it's something to do with the BMW housewives at the wheel.


What the hell is that point Jamie?

All road users of any cars have the ability to drive and be prats when out and about myself included.

All Beemers aren't so bad, filtering through a gap only to realise that the bike aint gonna fit so slam on the brakes. The bloke in a 3 series looks at me all surprised and knocks his mirror back for me to progress rather than give me an earful for nearly smacking his car, whereas others will rather make the space smaller to annoy you.

Its a love hate relationship out there and gratitude is always given where possible and a shake of the hand / head in others Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:21 - 07 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

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where possible and a shake of the hand / head in others


I just had a really funny vision of a biker getting cut up, and suddenly just shakes his hands and head really violently in loads of different directions to get the point across




I dont even know the cars that do it sometimes!

I was going up a two lane 40mph road (where special parking spots have been made, cos theres housing on either side, so really, theres 1 and a half lanes)

I was literally about 100 feet from a U junction, already in the right hand lane, when i started indicating to turn. I knew i had a car behind me (about 30/40 feet away) and as I slowed for the junction, i heard a massive honk, and a whoosh as he passed very close on the left. I quickly looked and the bastard was practically screaming out of his window. I had done absolutely nothing wrong, the guy must have just looked up just in time to think "Shit, he's slowing down", and somehow ignored the big flashing orange light (thats right, fuckhead, it means im turning right)

He got a good couple of fingers and a quick rev of the engine to drown him out Smile what a wanker!
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PostPosted: 20:22 - 07 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Citroen Berlingo drivers fall into dickhead category as well.

Tonight on way home from work, on a perfectly straight road, no junctions, the idiot in front suddenly anchored on, good job I was doing under 30mph and far enough away to stop without anchoring on myself.
He was in front of me at lights previously, in outside lane befoere road goes into 1 lane, he made no attempt to get past cars in left lane, so I was already pre-warned that he was going to do something stupid further on.
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