Had a bit of a spill.

[Paddy Blake]

I was doing the usual morning commute from the bedroom the toilet and
bang I hit me little toe of a chair leg.Man it hurt.I could fall off the bike
and jump back on but this would take down any man.
I must put my bike boots on first in future.

Paddy.

[Dragonfly]

Last time I done that i broke my wee toe. Thought you came of the bike there when i read that.
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Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[stinkwheel]

I have a cracking bruise on my knee where I messed up a commando-flip over a railing yesterday. Admittedly I was wearing wellies and oilskins at the time.

I was being chased by a bull at the time so it was either commando-flip or superman because it was too high to hurdle and I didn't have time to climb over. All things considered, I think the flip was the right option.
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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[PsychoHippy]

[MoshizZ]

[ken]

when you stub your toe you have that millisecond when you say to yourself fvck that's goner hurt, just as the word hurt enters your mind... the pain has reached you're brain. Immediatly answering yourself with fckn told ya... damn damn damn shit shit shit.
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latest bike 03 R1 in zee red and black

[pa_broon74]

[Mister James]

[Rookie]

Did that whilst going up the stairs the other week. I must stop taking them 3 at a time.

Broke my big toe, it went a lovely black colour, and seems to have settled down a bit now, albeit I can't flex it very far.