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whos winnng?
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Wafer_Thin_Ham
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PostPosted: 20:55 - 11 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
jamie stokes wrote:


Armature. Wink Laughing



Arm chair?

Mature?

Thinking

Stop acting like a mod Capt. Stokes it's bloody annoying. No more party rings or blue smarties for you.
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PostPosted: 20:56 - 11 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
MoshizZ wrote:
Haha fucking nerds Very Happy So hilarious!!

Dragonfly should have a go Very Happy


All i have is a banana in my house and jamie beat me to it https://www.fadzter.com/smilies/spanka.gif

if i get some sweets i will i need sugar https://www.fadzter.com/smilies/drool.gif
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PostPosted: 21:14 - 11 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Baby onions!

I defiantly need a shower now https://www.fadzter.com/smilies/bubbly.gif
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PostPosted: 21:29 - 11 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
so this is why you shouldnt drink and ride.
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PostPosted: 00:15 - 12 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
dragonfly wrote:

All i have is a banana in my house and jamie beat me to it


Ummmm, yeah Rolling Eyes

mr_fisty wrote:
so this is why you shouldnt drink and ride.


I was going to do that before the banana but my nose is too fat. Confused
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PostPosted: 05:13 - 12 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Half way through this video I eat a Mc.Donald's meal with helmet on.

Mc.Donalds FTW!

https://www.livevideo.com/video/Mordeth13/FB0446828EF747C0AF225A7C549E420F/a-true-biker-atgatt-funny-.aspx

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PostPosted: 06:00 - 12 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mordeth13 wrote:
Half way through this video I eat a Mc.Donald's meal with helmet on.

Mc.Donalds FTW!



Bah had a mate sitting on the back of my bike waving at the cops while enjoying a big mac Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:47 - 12 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mordeth13 wrote:
Half way through this video I eat a Mc.Donald's meal with helmet on.

Mc.Donalds FTW!

https://www.livevideo.com/video/Mordeth13/FB0446828EF747C0AF225A7C549E420F/a-true-biker-atgatt-funny-.aspx

And hello all, nice to be here.


The raving biker has finally joined us Laughing Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 11:07 - 12 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
PMSL!! The Raving Biker wins hands down, nobodys gonna beat that Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:32 - 12 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 11:36 - 12 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
HOLY HELL, THE MCDONALDS I RECOGNISE THAT BIT, SOMEONE POSTED A PIC OF IT.

Is it really you? You own Wink
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PostPosted: 13:49 - 12 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
half_lyfe wrote:
well i just went out for a ride and my helmet bloody reeks of milk! i cant shut the visor for too long because the smell makes you gag.
WORD OF WARNING: do not pour milk in your helmet.


Can you not take the lining out and wash it.

Failing that febreeze Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:55 - 12 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
vee wrote:
half_lyfe wrote:
well i just went out for a ride and my helmet bloody reeks of milk! i cant shut the visor for too long because the smell makes you gag.
WORD OF WARNING: do not pour milk in your helmet.


Can you not take the lining out and wash it.

Failing that febreeze Laughing


I've heard that the nitrogen and alkaline levels in urine nicely neutralize rotten milk smells from helmet linings.


<edit/ opps, just noticed dragon girl already suggested it above. >
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PostPosted: 13:58 - 12 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Raving biker wins, end of Cool
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PostPosted: 14:01 - 12 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
the smell is so bad today it fucking reeks! i cant fully remove the lining eve though i did thoroughly wash it all out... Crying or Very sad
im going to atack the helmet with a deoderant can now. Sick
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PostPosted: 17:03 - 12 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
LOL Mordeth13 is either shit scared of us all or is happy he's found someone similar to himself!

Welcome dude, im liking your vids Wink
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PostPosted: 17:27 - 12 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
half_lyfe wrote:
the smell is so bad today it fucking reeks! i cant fully remove the lining eve though i did thoroughly wash it all out... Crying or Very sad
im going to atack the helmet with a deoderant can now. Sick


Give it to me.
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PostPosted: 17:47 - 12 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
the smell was so bad today, i was siting in class with my lid next to me and the teacher walked passed and stopped the class to investigate the rancid smell Laughing i kid you not he was looking in cupboard for dead rats or milk, i was just siting there the whole time Shifty ermm i wonder what that smell could be? Neutral Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 17:53 - 12 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
LMAO You tit, you should've shown them the video...

And dont give it mcgee, he kills the poor things for fun!
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PostPosted: 18:11 - 12 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
half_lyfe is getting a cheesey helmet.
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PostPosted: 18:17 - 12 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
half_lyfe wrote:
the smell is so bad today it fucking reeks! i cant fully remove the lining eve though i did thoroughly wash it all out... Crying or Very sad
im going to atack the helmet with a deoderant can now. Sick


Don't worry, continue wearing it and soon the smell of vomit will cover the milk smell.

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stupid cunts.
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this thread is hillarious...might have to join in later if i can find something good enough to do!
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"The Man Your Mother Warned You About Experience", if my memory serves me right.

Terrifying to think the original radio programme was nearly 20 years ago now.
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