Advice about Iraqi Xmas

[JodieWodie]

Hi all

OH is off to Iraq in 3 weeks, and will be there over Christmas

Can you suggest anything that I can send to him? (No, not body armour, a gun, blah blah )

So... he likes mint choc, well any choc really... but that's a no no. It will just melt before he gets it.
I was thinking a book. Well, maybe one light one.
And socks
I can't think of anything else.

Can anyone here who has been out there/knows of anyone there, etc etc.. PLEASE give me some ideas
I want him to have SOMETHING to look forward to on Christmas Day.

Thanks in advance

JO xx
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[Sparks!]

Send him nekid pictures.. that'll give him something to look forward to
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[McGee]

A book may be a good idea.

Something to help pass the time.
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[phantomtek]

A book with some nekkid pictures inside.

[MarJay]

Send him a book and post the nekkid pictures on BCF !





Sorry, but that was the post this thread was crying out for!
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[slimjim04]

A traditional wooly jumper with reindeer on.


Slim.
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[trevoriv]

We would be kind enough to judge said nekkid pictures before you send them, just post them on here and we will be happy to help
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[Sparks!]

[Mudskipper]

Tinsel, musical christmas tat, sweets (like haribo etc), santa hat/rudolph nose...that's the kinda stuff I sent to my mate in Iraq last christmas.

Oh and snow in a tube!
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[Mudskipper]

Oh and dunno if he's allowed/not allowed booze - I *ahem* heard of someone who sewed a miniature bottle of Baileys into a fluffy snowman
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[Paivi]

One of those Nintendo brain training games Nicole Kidman is advertising. That way, if he doesn't like it, he can send it to me.
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[mark83]

A cheque for £5000 that he can spend on a new bike when he gets home.
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[Ariel Badger]

It may sound a sad old bloke ting but send him good quality socks. Squadie's feet are never at their best in army socks. Other than that a pack of condoms are good, a free jump off the Mrs with a local chick or up the bum of one of his mates. It is what the spirit of xmas is all about.
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