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bazza
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PostPosted: 11:01 - 13 Nov 2007    Post subject: I can't understand... Reply with quote

...why I thought of McGoo when I read this:

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A ** man has injured himself in both legs after attempting to loosen a stiff wheel-nut by blasting it with his gun.

The 66-year-old man from Washington state was repairing his car outside his home when the accident took place.

Shooting at the wheel from arm's length with his 12-gauge shotgun, he was peppered with buckshot and debris.

The man - whom police say was on his own and not intoxicated - was taken to hospital with severe, but not life-threatening, injuries.

The man had been repairing his Lincoln Continental for two weeks, according to the police, and had removed all but one of the nuts on the right rear wheel.

Frustrated by the one remaining nut which refused to budge, he resorted to fire power in an effort to shift it.


He sustained injuries from his feet to the middle of his abdomen, with some pellets reaching as high as his chin, police said.


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PostPosted: 11:05 - 13 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Police Doh!
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PostPosted: 11:09 - 13 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

well, do the bolt budge?
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PostPosted: 11:19 - 13 Nov 2007    Post subject: Re: I can't understand... Reply with quote

Could be related to Mcgee? Is his name Cleetus?
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PostPosted: 13:11 - 13 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

killa wrote:
Police Doh!


Thank you for you valuable input. Here is a picture of me giving a flying fvck:

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killa
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PostPosted: 14:00 - 13 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

bazza wrote:
killa wrote:
Police Doh!


Thank you for you valuable input. Here is a picture of me giving a flying fvck:

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LOL

Looks more like the vacant stare of a blind man

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PostPosted: 03:04 - 15 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

reminds me of something someone told me about a man who was annoyed by squirrels living in his loft

they were noisy and would scrabble about keeping him awake

he had a shotgun, and one day he decided to go up and find them

in his efforts to get them, he blasted many holes in his roof
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PostPosted: 05:59 - 15 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Na, I wouldn't be lucky enough to shoot my self.

Most probably ricochet and fly into a kitten orphanage and slay about 50 Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 09:49 - 15 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

What I don't get is how they can call it an" accident " , I mean ffs, the guy shot at a wheel nut with a gun, what did he think would happen Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 12:30 - 15 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm just amazed he escaped Darwin for 66 years.
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