The tesco value low fat strawberry yogurt challange.

[-Savage-]

Ok folks, in light of recent dramas, and a spate of light hearted threads, and in a rather cool hand luke style, here is my attempt to make the world a brighter place.

Tescos sell 125g pots of low fat strawbery yogurt for 8p.
this means I can buy 100 of them for £8.

Who thinks I can eat 100 pots of Tesco low fat strawbery yogurt in one sitting (allowing for toilet breaks)?

That equates to 12.5kg of yogurt, which if we take its density to be the same as water, would equate to over 3 gallons of yogurt.

As far as I remember the nutritional value of 100 pots of yogurt would be,

Fat 100% RDA
Carbohydrates 500% RDA
Sugar 1900% RDA
Salt 300% RDA
Protein 300% RDA

I plan to take photos of the whole process, from buying them, to eating them, a photo of each pot, and creat a slideshow.


I have some questions though.

Will I die being the main one, and how sick will I get? Will me pee smell of strawberries, and how long will I have to book off work/uni?

I realise I will need to pace myself, 3 gallons of yougurt will not be that easy to hold down.


So in the name of science, students, and stupidity, who thinks I should go for it?


And what other poor fool will attempt it as well.
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[killa]

OMG

DO IT

Mmmm, gallons
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[TUG]

lol u will puke strawberry lol, have you ever drank a litre of water too fast? same will happen with the yoghurt, but i say go for it! pics or it didnt happen!
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[Jaloopa]

Do it! Sounds awesome.
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[_Will_]

Do it!


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[Dragonfly]

I bet you hurl after 30 pots! do it we want pics!
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Muzza on Binge:
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[UnknownStuntm...]

Yeah do it.

Maybe slightly OT, but meh....

I was at a party back along and someone introduced me to the game of fluffy bunnies. Rather innocuous I thought, why ever not. So it goes like this: 2 people, one bag of marshmallows. Each of you takes turn putting a 'fluffy bunny' in your gob and saying 'One fluffy bunny', 'Two fluffy bunnies' and so on. But the catch is that you can't chew. You don't HAVE to close your mouth.

But I bet you can't get far past 9 without barfing.

[-Savage-]

Glad to see the positive responce .

Ok, well I guess I at least have to try it now lol.

I will head down to Tesco tomorow, and perhaps I can accumulate 100 pots by wednesday. If I do get them, I'll attempt it on wednesday night, or else next monday night. I have to avoid missing classes you see, and I'm betting im going to need a good day off afterwards lol.

I'll get the camera ready, and perhaps starve myself a bit, and then it's on like donkey kong!
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[Adam_P]

I reckon your digestive tract is gonna love you! Think of all that yoghurt helping cleanse the gut! (eventually! rofl)

You'll be shitting strawberry yoghurt for a week!
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[JonB]

It's milk based, you will puke pretty damn quickly.

I heard it is almost impossible to down 2 pints of full fat milk without chucking up.
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[Dragonfly]

We are talking tesco value brand here, so maybe after 20 pots you will have some IBS
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Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[veeeffarr]

Do it for charity

[UnknownStuntm...]

If you go in and speak to Tesco I reckon they'll put a special order in for you for 100 pots.... Better to do that and make sure they're all 'in date' than risk puking your guts out cos you're eating a yog/yeast mix eh?

But yeah, you're gonna puke anyhow.

[-Savage-]

Poll added.

I was actually thinking about the charity thing, but what charity would you guys think would be worthy of me making myself lactose intolerant for? lol.

Perhaps something bike related, or an air ambulance or the like. I live in N.Ireland here so I'll have a wee look and see what charities are worth my efforts lol.



Actually how about riders for health?
Would people be willing to sponsor me for this?
I promise I will post the pictures, no matter how disgusting lol.
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[Dragonfly]

Ulster SPCA - (Ulster Society Prevention of Cruelty To Animals)
Ulster Cancer Foundation
Cancer research UK (Newry)
MS
Autism NI
Newry Hospice
there are loads but I cant think of any bike related to donate to.
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Muzza on Binge:
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[JonB]

Let's hope you don't have an underlying diabetic condition with that amount of sugar!!!

P.S make a vid and put it on Youtube.
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[cagiva gezzer]

This is like when Andy carried out the experiment with Tesco Kick....
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[Leggy_Girl]

My money is on 40 - 49 pots. Make me proud!!
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[TUG]

my money is on 0-19, safe bruv!
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[stinkwheel]

[scorps]

i can vouch that my other half will drink a 2 litre bottle of full fat milk, apparently the calcium content he consumes is what possibly had him walking 8 weeks after breaking his back, neck every rib,shoulder, pelvis and various other smaller less important bones.

it costs us a bloody fortune
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[owdamer]

get on with it.

[Dragonfly]

To much milk actually causes depression my dad said. I broke out in spots after drinking milkshakes all the time for like a week and was down in the dumps stopped drinking so much milk and cleared up and was fine. Is that true though?
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Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[eddclarke]

When i worked in a call center a couple years ago, me and a couple of the guys i worked with started betting each other to do silly stuff, one guy downed a pint of KFC chicken gravy (with ease), then Wayne said how he loved Dinky Donuts. So me and gravy 'Dave' boy went down to town on our break and placed an order for 100 dinky donuts, then had a sweep stake, £1 a number, and you had to guess how many he would stop at. He had 1 hour to eat as many as he could. He was still on the phones taking calls as he did it. He made it to 49 then went home for a pizza and a large kebab...that man was a legend. Every day he would eat 3 x 1 foot long sausage rolls.
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Have you done it yet?