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trevoriv
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PostPosted: 18:39 - 20 Nov 2007    Post subject: There is a god.... Reply with quote

Probably going to get slated for this but who gives a flying fook.

I saw a female biker today....and get this....she was actually attractive!!!

I've heard about such creatures but I have never seen one in the flesh until today.

Needless to say she left me for dead from the lights on her little GPZ as I was still staring in awe Laughing

Anyway, that's as exciting as my days gets.

Carry on.
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PostPosted: 18:44 - 20 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

For all you know, it could a been a guy with a helmet on?
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PostPosted: 18:51 - 20 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nah she took her lid off to sort her hair out whilse sat at the lights Laughing Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 18:56 - 20 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

trevoriv wrote:
Nah she took her lid off to sort her hair out whilse sat at the lights Laughing Thumbs Up


She took her lid off to sort her hair AND still beat you from the lights Shocked
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PostPosted: 18:56 - 20 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bah nothing like following behind a hottie thats on a bike in low cut jeans and wearing a nice thong. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 19:28 - 20 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

bah there are tons of women riders , as said you just have to travel INTO the city, and you see them all the time.
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PostPosted: 19:30 - 20 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Awww how mean!

Well trev if you think your hard done by, what about us poor women!

Your out and about, spot a nice looking guy (leathers) on a sweet bike, and invariably when they take their helmet off its a right disappointment.....but its even worse if you start talking and soon realise that their bike is either the only interesting thing about them or an excuse for actually having a personality at all!
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PostPosted: 19:31 - 20 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey feck you i am a female biker and help run a site full of them and we arnt ugly! Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 19:32 - 20 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

was it a blueish GPZ500 which a red ribbon tied round the forks? ,

I used to see her all the time filtering through Prestwich.
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PostPosted: 19:40 - 20 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

You want to see some of the girls ribing bikes down in the Keys thong bikinis on no helmets and really good looking as all women are
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PostPosted: 19:41 - 20 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm alan partridge wrote:


She took her lid off to sort her hair AND still beat you from the lights Shocked


Yes, and I have a small penis. Sad

Fran wrote:

Your out and about, spot a nice looking guy (leathers) on a sweet bike, and invariably when they take their helmet off its a right disappointment.....but its even worse if you start talking and soon realise that their bike is either the only interesting thing about them or an excuse for actually having a personality at all!


Now thats not a nice way to talk about John.

dragonfly wrote:
Hey feck you i am a female biker and help run a site full of them and we arnt ugly! Evil or Very Mad


Prove it! All of the remotely fit ones turn out to be munchers of the rug! Laughing

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PostPosted: 19:43 - 20 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

No we dont have any of those funny enough. All straight. Wink
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PostPosted: 19:46 - 20 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.myspace.com/hellkittensbikechicks Wink
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trevoriv
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PostPosted: 19:46 - 20 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Itchy wrote:
was it a blueish GPZ500 which a red ribbon tied round the forks? ,

I used to see her all the time filtering through Prestwich.


Dunno wasnt looking at her bike tbh, followed me most of the way home so she must be local.

That's what makes it even more unbelievable, I mean your lucky to find a girl in Bolton who has all her arms and legs never mind one that you'd want to be handling your manmeat.

And to find a manmeat handler quality girl that rides a bike in this area is like winning the lottery Mr. Green

I can feel the karma washing over me... Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:50 - 20 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

dragonfly wrote:
https://www.myspace.com/hellkittensbikechicks Wink


Thanks for pretty much proving my point! Mr. Green

At least you're pretty fit so there is still hope Laughing

*runs and hides*
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PostPosted: 19:52 - 20 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

You should move to Wales and go to Abergavenny on Sunday's Wink
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PostPosted: 19:55 - 20 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

trevoriv wrote:
dragonfly wrote:
https://www.myspace.com/hellkittensbikechicks Wink


Thanks for pretty much proving my point! Mr. Green

At least you're pretty fit so there is still hope Laughing

*runs and hides*


I shall make sure this dosnt leak to Hells kittens or I be getting run over Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:58 - 20 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

ram_doom wrote:
You should move to Wales and go to Abergavenny on Sunday's Wink


I have a severe fear of sheep and places that I can't spell or say.
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PostPosted: 20:34 - 20 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ive got a female friend who rides (or rode) a bandit 400 but it was unfortunately written off the other month. And she is stunning. Thumbs Up

this is her. Wink

https://file033a.bebo.com/15/large/2007/06/17/18/4122666113a4710031633l.jpg
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PostPosted: 20:42 - 20 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

trevoriv wrote:

I have a severe fear of sheep and places that I can't spell or say.


Thats you pretty much stuck in B o l t o n then Laughing Laughing Laughing

Oh and well, John has broken the stereotype Im afraid, hes fit in his leathers, even better out of em Wink a good ride Twisted Evil and actually very intelligent. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 22:02 - 20 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

binge wrote:
Ive got a female friend who rides (or rode) a bandit 400 but it was unfortunately written off the other month. And she is stunning. Thumbs Up

this is her. Wink

https://file033a.bebo.com/15/large/2007/06/17/18/4122666113a4710031633l.jpg



Wowzers. For scientific reasons, me and the rest of the guys and maybe even some of the girls, respectfully request more pics. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 22:22 - 20 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fran wrote:
Laughing Laughing Laughing Awww how mean!

Well trev if you think your hard done by, what about us poor women!

Your out and about, spot a nice looking guy (leathers) on a sweet bike, and invariably when they take their helmet off its a right disappointment.....but its even worse if you start talking and soon realise that their bike is either the only interesting thing about them or an excuse for actually having a personality at all!

I can't remember meeting you Thinking
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PostPosted: 22:41 - 20 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fran wrote:

Thats you pretty much stuck in B o l t o n then Laughing Laughing Laughing


I dunno I was thinking about moving to Hlul - DAMNIT! Laughing

I declare this thread the thread of pictorial proof that there are attractive female lady bikers out there Mr. Green Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 23:32 - 20 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

gpz = speed machine Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:44 - 20 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

'pparently it's quality, not just quantity.

Take that for any ride. Mr. Green
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