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Fisty
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PostPosted: 00:04 - 23 Nov 2007    Post subject: Phobia's Reply with quote

Following ob from the what makes you cringe thread, what are your phobias?

Im terrified of horses, dunno why just am. Cant be in a field with one!
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PostPosted: 00:14 - 23 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Terrified of possible internal bleeding? Lovely image.. Laughing

First off, biggest phobia is spiders.

2nd is dogs not on a leash. I really love dogs, but when i dont know a dog and its running straight towards me, I honestly shit my pants. (Scenario: Me going for a jog on the rural countryside roads, someone walking the dog without a leash, dog comes screaming towards me and the handler has no control whatsoever).

Comes from when i got chased by a massive black Alsation called Sam from the pub down the road. Luckily i got the outside door shut so the dog was locked inside. I dread to think what would have happened if i didnt get out. (This dog had bitten his owner before, and had a reputation). I was sent to that pub to buy potatos for my mum (I was like 9 at the time), I only came back with a brown streak up my arse.

Typed too much. Im off now.
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PostPosted: 00:17 - 23 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spiders.

Can handle any thing else.
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Its pronounced Jixxer!
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PostPosted: 00:50 - 23 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not really got any, other than the usual paranoia (being mugged on the rougher edges of town etc). However it was very funny the other day when we were stripping down the H100. Tristan and Adam are stood either end of the seat (on the floor) prodding it with their feet trying to squash the rather unimpressive spider that was on it. When I'd stopped laughing at these 2 blokes running away from a creature measuring what, 2 inches across max, I picked it up and let it go on t'other side of the garden. Spiders rock!

Mind you I used to be afraid of derelict buildings, how weird is that?
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PostPosted: 01:20 - 23 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

white, four hole, shiny shirt buttons.

kuononeuphobia or something...

makes me angry and feel a bit sick.
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PostPosted: 02:28 - 23 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Really stupid one this, Lamps and light bulbs, i just cant touch them.

Also i dont like Weirs and waterfalls its just the noise of them, and especially when its rained a bit and they get even louder. It all spans from the fact i fell into one when i was 15 and it was very hard to get out off. Sad

Also dont like Ants, just theres loads of them and the thought of them makes me itch.
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PostPosted: 02:47 - 23 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not outright afraid of much. Maybe heights a little. I am, however, a borderline hypochondriac. Either that or I really am dying... Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 06:11 - 23 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

my ass is built close to the ground so Im no great fan of heights but can be talked into cliff diving. I'll do pretty much anything for a dare shit scared or not.
You don't even wanna know the things I have stuck in my mouth for a case of beer.
Not a big fan of confined spaces either so you probably would not get me to do a cave dive or something like that.
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PostPosted: 07:19 - 23 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

california_rookie wrote:
I borderline hypochondriac. Either that or I really am dying... Rolling Eyes


Your a yank its only natural.

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Its pronounced Jixxer!
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PostPosted: 07:58 - 23 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

McGee wrote:
Spiders.

Can handle any thing else.


How about black men in your garden?
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PostPosted: 09:15 - 23 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Feral apostrophes. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 09:29 - 23 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looking for this picture was harder than posting the skinned man! Its only this type of spider! not tarantulas these creepy things that are fast and have bodies like prunes. There was one in my garage he moved out and i came to terms with him after his two year tenancy there. But i still had to duck when running in in case he jumped me. Embarassed

Edit: I am currently slapping myself and twitching because i think its crawling no me Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 09:36 - 23 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

bazza wrote:
Feral apostrophes. Rolling Eyes



Ahhh, thank you bazza. I only opened this because the apostrophe caught my attention and gradually raised my blood pressure until the point at which I needed to mention it.
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PostPosted: 10:36 - 23 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

cockroaches i fooking hate them.
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PostPosted: 11:40 - 23 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have a phobia of public speech and reading... Dont have a clue why, it just terrifies me Neutral
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PostPosted: 11:47 - 23 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Geese and swans. But I maintain that it's not a phobia, it's a valid fear of fuck off big birds that hiss at you like they're about to throw up a demon hellspawn if you come within a 2 mile radius of them.

I think this comes from my neighbours when I was 6. They had 2 geese and I couldn't go into their garden without being chased by the fuckers. Swans, being bigger and even more aggressive than Geese are much worse.
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PostPosted: 12:03 - 23 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anything to do with dead people.
Sick
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PostPosted: 12:50 - 23 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me! or heights not sure which?

I currently live on the sixth floor of a block of flats, if i go out on the balcony, at times i get a real urge to jump off and see what would happen. I end up looking down and trying to picture whether its a survivable drop Neutral .
At times i have to come in off the balcony through fear i may actually try it.

I may just point out, i am in no way depressed or suicidal, just technically interested Mr. Green

Diagnosis please.
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PostPosted: 13:47 - 23 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

frogs...
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the thought of anyone touching my feet makes me want to vomit, nowt much else bothers me, when i was pregnant i got a large splinter in my big toe and couldnt reach over my belly to sort it and had to go to the doctors, i was a sobbing hysterical mess by the time hed got the splinter out Shocked
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PostPosted: 14:41 - 23 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spiders for me Thumbs Down
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PostPosted: 17:31 - 23 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Moths, but only the big furry ones. They are evil and try to lay their eggs in your ears, if you dont believe me try swatting one with your hand. If you miss, it makes a bee line for your ear. I nearly set my dads house on fire once (about 20 years ago) trying to kill a rather large specimen with the James Bond flamethrower, you know... the pit spray and lighter approach Smile
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PostPosted: 17:35 - 23 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

jamie stokes wrote:
Anything to do with dead people.
Sick


why?? theres nothing i can think of better than kissing a woman to the top of her head, to the tag on her toe!

lol.

Spiders, it has to be.
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PostPosted: 17:42 - 23 Nov 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Moths, but only the big furry ones. They are evil and try to lay their eggs in your ears, if you dont believe me try swatting one with your hand. If you miss, it makes a bee line for your ear. I nearly set my dads house on fire once (about 20 years ago) trying to kill a rather large specimen with the James Bond flamethrower, you know... the pit spray and lighter approach Smile
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