Facebook Status Updates

headlamp · World Chat Champion Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Karma :

This thread is for people on Facebook...as you know people update their status and some of my friends updates are quite amusing! What's the funniest/amusing status update you've seen?

I'll start!

"Josh is in Panama and off to buy a hat - not sure what kind yet"
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JonB · Afraid of Mileage Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Karma :

I thought this was quite odd when I saw this from my housemate this morning!

Terri is a real life barbie doll...smooth area n all...FACT!!!! Neutral

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Dragonfly · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Karma :

Nothing really unusual on mine, I dont even read them. But had a look there:
Tim joined the group I will send you a set of my naughty photos if.........
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st3v3 · Super Spammer Joined: 16 Oct 2006 Karma :

........ and the rest.. Wink

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garth · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Dec 2004 Karma :

Mine was

oli is late this month

I'm male. Laughing

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trevoriv · World Chat Champion Joined: 04 Jun 2005 Karma :

"Laura is going to de-friend people. Don't be offended; you're nice people but you're not friends with her & she's not interested in a popularity contest"

Laughing

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Wafer_Thin_Ham · Super Spammer Joined: 18 Nov 2005 Karma :

Liam is eating cake. O how I love the cake. Neutral

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the_varndalls · Scooby Slapper Joined: 03 Nov 2007 Karma :

Lucy McGrath is playing with lighters Very Happy

Leggy_Girl · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Apr 2004 Karma :

My friend James always comes up with some good status updates. He's a lovely guy but he's also a miserable bastard Laughing

"James is pissed with the tight chinks, give me more sauce next time you thieving bastards."

"James is loving his ready made nesquick and mars selection boxes. Rock on!!!!!"

"James is no longer feeling like an african (hunger wise, not skin colour)."

"James is chuffed to fuck he found his receipt, 32 inch quality tv my arse. "
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