Cheese and tits

[Ariel Badger]

If you like both cheese and tits and live in the Midlands go to Selfridges in Brum. I was there yesterday and bought far too much cheese as I was target fixated on the cheese girl's fine, firm and tanned breasts.
Best cheese buying experience I have had for ages.
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[NickD]

Best thread title........... Ever!
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[Black Knight]

Pics?
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[Fisty]

Right. thats me on the train to birmingham tomorrow.

Tits and cheese, would only be better with sausages aswell.
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[Ariel Badger]

[JonB]

OMG, the selfridges in the Bullring is like a Childs fantasy on the groundfloor the the christmas atmosphere is amazing there!!

Though I didn't go to the cheese counter myself, not really a fan of cheese.
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[powelly]

Anyone else read the title and think "just get her to was more often"
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[nrml76]

The Bull ring selfridges does an excellent biltong. Well worth buying if you shop there. I don't remember any impressive cleavages at the biltong counter though.
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[Mudskipper]

Ooh, any brie?

Oh, and any nipple shape visible through the top?
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[Ariel Badger]

Lots of Brie but I recomend the Picos Blue and the Organic Stitchelton. There was no nipplage just well divided cleavage on young, plump and well formed breasts.
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[phil2alp]

Cheese and tits- a match made in heaven.

[Finglonga]

[hellkat]

Phwoar
Look at the rind on that brie.

Makes me all hormonal just thinkin about it
*drool*
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