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| MaybeGuy |
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 Posted: 23:44 - 28 Nov 2007 Post subject: pillock... why i declined to sell you a bike |
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so after trying to sell my bike for ages, i put this advert up on www.preloved.com, waited a while, and had a bit of intrest.
heres the advert:
| Quote: | GSXR 400 - £xxx ono
GSXR400 GK71b, original 1984 first edition GSXR, streetfightered, 11 months tax and MOT, renthals, YZF grips, turns a lot of heads, only downfall is the engine... slight oil leak, and a blowing exhaust. a really worthwhile bike, extremely rare, chances are you've never seen one on the road.
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so i get a reply saying
''Message: NICE BIKE I'LLGIVE YOU £xxx CASH FOR IT.''
ideal! i thought, someone to buy it... but it gets better...
i said this...
''ok, yours for £xxxx, when is the best time to pick it up for you? and where are you coming from?
cheers,
matt''
he said...
''I have not got a helmet at the moment as this bike will be a late birthday present for my brother, for when he comes out of prison. So are you be able to bring this down to Roehampton.And before any of our time is wasted, does this baby run smoothly and start first time.''
hmm, i think, whats going to happen here? i hope he picks it up in a van...
but no...
| Quote: | Mate, its a deal I'll be able to get a a helmet from some one I know they've also got a massive head like me and I can pick the bike up from you early afternoon this thursday.But I,ve got to let you know I,ve driven cars vans & trucks all my life, my brothers the bikerman.so if you could just breithly run through with me the operations of the bike when I meet you that would be great.as all I know is the basics,I'll be coming all the way from roehampton so if I could have the imformation of where to meet you and also your mobile that would be great easy:) |
so i said... FUCKING LOL! i was tempted to sell it to him, as he would most certainly crash in an amusing way and get on the news, but then i thought about the people he may kill... arent i thoughtful.
i declined a sale on my 400 :'( ____________________ Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith
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 Posted: 00:47 - 29 Nov 2007 Post subject: |
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That's a good 'un
It's more believable than the usual ones:
''I want your car as a wedding present for my daughter who is to be married in *insert unknown villiage here*.''
Car being a Pug 406 HDi  |
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Its amazing the amount of people who think that because they have ridden a push bike that a motorbike will be easy. ____________________ Current: MT-10, Bandit, Grom, GPZ500
Previous: YBR125, GSXR400, ZXR400, MT-03, NTV650, R6, z750, ZX6R, MT-09 |
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I'd never ridden a motorbike in my life when I bought my first one (A Suzuki TS125 trail bike), and I made it from Crawley to Horley in one piece. It's not rocket science to pootle along at 30mph while you get the hang of it.  ____________________ "There's the horizon! Ride hard, ride fast and cut down all who stand in your way!" |
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God even if he can ride a bike, did he have a licence for it?
Can you imagine if it got flashed when he was on it and the letter or what have ya came to your door.
Even if it was signed to say you had sold it would you be done for letting him go off on it without a licence? ____________________ Rides: Honda CB400 SF (ART can) - Citroen Saxo 1.1i SX |
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There is no obligation as a seller to verify a buyers licence.
I have had similar issues trying to sell my bike, gave up in the end. People saying they will come and view it, agree a day and then they dont turn up and you have just wasted a whole day.  ____________________ My mum smells your fingers |
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To be honest, since the buyer had told you he wasn't proficient in riding a bike on the road and that he intended to do so after buying it, it wouln't be hard to imagine how you might be somehow held at least partially liable should he happen to stuff it on the way home. Stranger things have happened.
I think you did the right thing. ____________________ a.k.a 'Geri'
132.9mph off and walked away. Gear is good, gear is good, gear is very very good  |
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lol at the bit where he said about his massive head! i think he may have been trying to intimidate you lol  ____________________ j1 zx6r in green
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 18 years, 52 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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