Anyone got a professional sounding voice?

[Damon]

Hi guys, need your help.

Could someone record an answer machine message for me. I have just set up a telephone number for my business. My voice doesn't sound very professional. Someone here may be able to help me out.

Would someone be able to record this voice message for me.

"Hello and welcome to damtec supplements.co.uk".

"Could you please leave your name and contact details, someone will get back to you as soon as possible".

"Thank you",

"Damtec supplements, changing the trends in sports supplements".

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Thanks everyone. Brilliant as always

[Ichy]

You really should get a woman to do it. Sounds better than a bloke no matter how good they are.

[Paivi]

If this is for overnight/weekend use, you should really say:

"You've reached the offices of damtec supplements.co.uk. Our office hours are 9-5pm Monday to Friday. Please leave your name and contact details, and someone will get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you."

Lose the slogan at the end, too.

Apparently, the Welsh accent sounds more trustworthy and friendly than others, so you'll need to find a Welsh lass, such as Lozzypop...
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[Damon]

[Rookie]

You don't want Welsh! Though it's not the worst, regional dialects really put people off, you want a non-regional dialect. Women do have good voices over the phone but if you'd prefer a guy I don't have an accent and I've got a good phone manner, working in telemarketing. Will knock it out if you fancy, my Audigy 2 just arrived so it will give me a chance to test out the mic.

[Mister James]

Dear Paivi, please could you send me the following as a 'test':

"Hello there Mister James, I find you devastatingly attractive, wait there while I change into something more comfortable".

All sound formats accepted - feel free to ad-lib it as suits the occasion!


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[stinkwheel]

[smitten]

Scottish women are supposed to have the "best" phone voice. Lucky if you can find a good one..... (and I'm a Scot)
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[california_rookie]

You're welcome.
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[McGee]

[stinkwheel]

How about an electronic woman with an indian/african accent?
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[stinkwheel]

Actually. Which mobile network is it that has Tom Baker (Dr. Who) reading out texts sent to landlines?

Text the message to your landline and folks will think you are a well classy operation for being able to afford him to do your answerphone message
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[Dave McCool]

Had a go for you, voice sounds really girly at the minute though for some reason, might chain-smoke for a bit and have another go...
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[McGee]

Dave you forgot to say "Easy"
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[Dave McCool]

You're right Lee, and also, according to Ram Doom, it lacked any kind of emotion.

Here is another go.

N.B. I do have emotions.

Honestly.



(Stupid is an emotion.)
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[california_rookie]

Dave, you sound like a slightly more velvety version of the Geico Gecko but, with testicles.
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[Dave McCool]

[McGee]

[Dave McCool]

[McGee]

[-Savage-]

Nah McGees right, he sounds more like Nicky Hayden eh...lol
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[JonB]

You want a BBC voice.

Scottish female voice on the phone are the worst. I understand an Indian easier.

I'll record a Somerset special for you tomorrow morning.
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[Damon]

Cheers guys, i will tell you which one i go for in a few days. Thanks for the help. legends....