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MaybeGuy
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PostPosted: 00:31 - 04 Dec 2007    Post subject: wish me luck... (not licence related) Reply with quote

well, tomorrow i go in for my bone graft opermaration...
its to repair a scaphoid bone that i broke last october and didnt realise it was broken until i got it x-rayed by chance.
so nows the day to fix it! off to derriford on the 5th at 7:30am to get the following:

1: bone bits and bad cartilage hacked out of my wrist

2: get a bit of bone hacked out of my hip

3: wedge the hacked out bit of bone in between the broken bit

4: ram a screw through the 2 broken halves to secure the bone sandwich...

sounds fun, im looking forward to it! plus i get 3 months paid leave Wink its at derriford if you want to stop by and give me some food and money.

heres where i find out if im popular... love me bitches!!

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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!! Mr. Green
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith


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PostPosted: 00:36 - 04 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked ouchies. good luck Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 00:42 - 04 Dec 2007    Post subject: Re: wish me luck... Reply with quote

LukeVFR wrote:
mattsprattuk wrote:
heres where i find out if im popular... love me bitches!!


I find it works better if you get someone to post that you died tomorrow. Laughing


Ha! thats because your an attention whore Very Happy
was funny as fuck though... how did you come to crash whilst wearing loafers though?
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!! Mr. Green
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith
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PostPosted: 01:21 - 04 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have fun Matt.

Can I borrow the gix six wile your in ?
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PostPosted: 01:25 - 04 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm. Sounds fun. Well, the paid leave does anyway.

Hope it all goes alright for ya! How long will you be off a bike for (I'll stop looking out for you around Plymouth 'till your back on 2 wheels see)

Good Luck!
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PostPosted: 09:10 - 04 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

off bikes for 3 months... back riding in 4 weeks though at most Wink
sure you can borrow my gi6er, in exchange for your missus.

and tristan, it'll let your H100 catch up with my RXStreme har har ahr
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!! Mr. Green
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith
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PostPosted: 09:56 - 04 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

How many times do I have to tell you, the H isn't gonna be on road for ages, and when it is, it's mirror polished awesomeness will eat the Ricksus.

How long you gonna be in for, and are you actually gonna be riding the wangzus?

Might pop by after I've picked up Matts CG, if you have nice nurses.
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PostPosted: 14:35 - 04 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Evil CG thieving bastard.
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PostPosted: 15:29 - 04 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hope it all goes well Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 23:49 - 06 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

all sorted, pictures pending... my hand looks like chuckies face and my hip is leaking fatty puss stuff.

the odd thing is, i cant walk, but i can skip, so im just mincing around everywhere in a dressing gown
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!! Mr. Green
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith
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PostPosted: 00:36 - 07 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I do hope it was not your wanking hand, you will have a lot of time on your hands whilst you heal.
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PostPosted: 00:47 - 07 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

yea, it was horrible, me an the missus tried having sex when i got home, fucking painful! even when shes on top because of the hip gash. :'(
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!! Mr. Green
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith
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PostPosted: 01:02 - 07 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

mattsprattuk wrote:
yea, it was horrible, me an the missus tried having sex when i got home, fucking painful! even when shes on top because of the hip gash. :'(


When I had my rod+screws in after the crash it was reverse cowgirl all the way, best position for that injury if you ask me (had hip and knee cut open) Hadn't had it for like 5 days which is a bloody ages for us so it was unbelievable Very Happy
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PostPosted: 22:24 - 08 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

heres some pics that will probably make you cum...

https://aycu08.webshots.com/image/35407/2000711346808592970_rs.jpg

and

https://aycu24.webshots.com/image/37143/2000795096388982095_rs.jpg

first one is the wrist when i let it out of its cast for a min or 2...
2nd is the hip, note 3 stitches holding 2 inches of flesh together... nice one NHS, i bet they didnt use more thread due to thread tax.
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!! Mr. Green
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith
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