Hitman - Worth bothering with?

WildGoose · White Van Man Joined: 21 Mar 2002 Karma :

Anyone seen it yet? looking at the 15 certificate I imagine that they havent made the best use of the licence, as usual..

Hoping someone will tell me its actually half decent.

Anyone?
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craigie b · Citizen Smith Joined: 26 Jul 2004 Karma :

I bought it last week. It looked promising, the visuals etc but the fucking dialogue, the story, the acting etc is fucking dog turd. It sucks balls on an unimaginable scale.

Its truly terrible. Even without the franchises name it wouldn't be worth calling a B-movie. It was so bad I thought it had been made specifically for the Asian market and not for general release.

McGee · O RLY? Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Karma :

Bah I watched it cause it was Hitman. Should of used Jason Statham for 47 and put a lot more work in the story.

Soundtrack was good though.
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TUG · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 May 2007 Karma :

aww is it a fuckin failure and not listend to the games at all? jesus christ...
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Visitor Q · $25 whore Joined: 30 Apr 2004 Karma :

Tis on 66stage for free me thinks.
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Eddie Hitler · World Chat Champion Joined: 06 Nov 2007 Karma :

Errrhm..

So everyone who has commented so far HASNT seen it?

Me and Luke saw it last week, Ive never played the Hitman games, but still, I wasnt expecting much.

It was alot better than i was expecting, some of the parts dragged on a bit, but apart from that the action was brilliant, and i think it should be an 18, due to the nudity of one of the very nice actors..

craigie b · Citizen Smith Joined: 26 Jul 2004 Karma :

I fucking own it, let alone seen it Rolling Eyes

It is gash!

lllN30lll · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Jun 2005 Karma :

theres only a cam release of this out so far.

here's the link to it to watch it online.

https://www.movies-on-demand.tv/movie/1158-Hitman_2007.html
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DaveH · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Feb 2006 Karma :

c_dug · Super Spammer Joined: 04 Sep 2007 Karma :

gets a thumbs up from me, never played the games but the film was good

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c_dug · Super Spammer Joined: 04 Sep 2007 Karma :

gets a thumbs up from me, never played the games but the film was good

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c_dug · Super Spammer Joined: 04 Sep 2007 Karma :

gets a thumbs up from me, never played the games but the film was good

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lllN30lll · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Jun 2005 Karma :

3 sets of 2 thumbs? do you live in Chernobyl?
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aha-shake · Scooby Slapper Joined: 27 May 2006 Karma :

bahahahahaha