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Mr Nice Guy
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PostPosted: 16:46 - 12 Dec 2007    Post subject: Carol Vorderman... Appreciation thread Reply with quote

When did she become so uber shaggable?

Turn Ch4 on... she looks good enough to eat in that pink dress

Aint she about 90? I feel so wrong... Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 16:49 - 12 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would. Wink
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PostPosted: 17:03 - 12 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Make this an appriciation thread. Thumbs Up

I think it's ace how she's proved you can polish a turd

Great arse Wink
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PostPosted: 17:05 - 12 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

agreed but still not enough to make countdown bareable.
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PostPosted: 17:07 - 12 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Without wishing to incriminate myself, I have had countdown on "muted" for the past 20 minutes Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:09 - 12 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Nice Guy wrote:
Without wishing to incriminate myself, I have had countdown on "muted" for the past 20 minutes Laughing Laughing


With or without cock in hand? Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:11 - 12 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Steady, my granny in heaven might have read that!!!! Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:01 - 12 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

How can you only just have noticed?
She's always been good looking.
I think she's great, always have.

Sometimes I think brainyness frightens men into not noticing how attractive some girls are.

... 'bout time she retired, actually. I think my daughter would make a good replacement Thumbs Up she's good at maths and she's even half Italian, same as La Vorderman Very Happy ... just much younger.
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PostPosted: 19:31 - 12 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

For scientific purposes, post a pic of your daughter and we'll be honest.





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PostPosted: 19:34 - 12 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Sometimes I think brainyness frightens men into not noticing how attractive some girls are.


In my case, I can't find a brainy enough woman Razz

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PostPosted: 19:51 - 12 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Munter,
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PostPosted: 19:54 - 12 Dec 2007    Post subject: Re: Carol Vorderman... Appreciation thread Reply with quote

Mr Nice Guy wrote:
When did she become so uber shaggable?



You fucked in the head? Laughing She looks like the police chief from space precinct!

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PostPosted: 20:04 - 12 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Think he means the transformation from:

https://img134.imageshack.us/img134/7302/carolold1jj0.jpg



And:

https://img66.imageshack.us/img66/7097/carolold2ua5.jpg


To:

https://img222.imageshack.us/img222/2217/carolnew1my5.jpg



And:

https://img222.imageshack.us/img222/9962/carolnew2kl9.jpg


And:

https://img90.imageshack.us/img90/4262/carolnew3xb7.jpg




And:

https://img90.imageshack.us/img90/4829/carolnew4ty3.jpg


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PostPosted: 20:06 - 12 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

All I see is a load of tripod pictures Confused
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PostPosted: 20:17 - 12 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks jamie...

Now im actually a tripod


*Wan....erm...

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PostPosted: 20:39 - 12 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

She's 43 Shocked
she doen't look it Laughing

It's like Anne Robinson. I'm not saying she's sexy but if you look at her 10 years ago and look at her today, she's become un-wrinkly. Must be all that botox.
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PostPosted: 20:42 - 12 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

its called surgery!,

but that said I have met some MILFs who are 35-40 who look like they are 20, they always used to goad me with catch me if you can , having 20 years experience , absolute knowledge of the route and 1000cc super bikes , I never managed to catch one since I was still at my rat bike stage.
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PostPosted: 20:46 - 12 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

ms51ves3 wrote:
She's 43 Shocked
she doen't look it Laughing


She was born on 24th December 1960.
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PostPosted: 20:47 - 12 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would.

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PostPosted: 20:50 - 12 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

-Jamie- wrote:
ms51ves3 wrote:
She's 43 Shocked
she doen't look it Laughing


She was born on 24th December 1960.


She's older than my mum Sick
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PostPosted: 20:52 - 12 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

So whats your mum look like Razz

Haha..jokes...

I dont care man, many old'uns are hot...

Especially when i get hen nights come into the pub i work at, some of them are real milfs and half drunk, so they kinda cling onto me Cool

Semi....
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PostPosted: 21:08 - 12 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I knew I'd get someone asking that Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:32 - 12 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

some women just like to dress slutty as they get older, so they still feel attractive

in person it wd just look like mutton dressed as lamb

lighting and photoshop can work wonders
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PostPosted: 22:07 - 12 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

colin1 wrote:
some women just like to dress slutty as they get older, so they still feel attractive

in person it wd just look like mutton dressed as lamb

lighting and photoshop can work wonders


I bet she's getting more than you.
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PostPosted: 23:14 - 12 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

bazza wrote:



Dang, I could fight and defeat Darth Vader right now!!
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