The BCF Christmas Story

P_J · Nearly there... Joined: 24 Nov 2002 Karma :

Ok, the rules are ...

erm...

1) Two lines/sentence each post.

2) First line must follow on from the last persons post (otherwise this could get really really odd).

3) Ignore last few rules and make it funny Smile

4) Im not starting.

3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Go
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Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

Once upon a time...

(last time I started on of these it went massive and Korn deleted it!)

NSR125-Kid-UK · Attention Whore Joined: 03 May 2003 Karma :

When you posted this did you notice the mouse in the corner?

The mouse was scampering off for a bit of Christmas Cheese Smile

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carvell · Scuttler Joined: 05 Sep 2003 Karma :

(following on from ste)

...there was a young, foolish boy named Andy. For all his life Andy wanted an NSR, but everyone knew that he would never get off his arse and buy one....
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Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

... and he became a pizza boi, and before he could get his nsr...

NSR125-Kid-UK · Attention Whore Joined: 03 May 2003 Karma :

...he crashed his pizza bike, twisting his ankle and hurting his pride...
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"I'm either going to teach andy to get his knee down, or I'm going to get him killed. One of the two" - Teaman

Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

... and posted his story on BCF for the world to read...

NSR125-Kid-UK · Attention Whore Joined: 03 May 2003 Karma :

...but posted a much longer story on hullbikers that many people thought interesting and informative and said so...
(I will get my nsr as soon as i have the cash! next month or defo early feb!!)
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"I'm either going to teach andy to get his knee down, or I'm going to get him killed. One of the two" - Teaman

JimboJ · Manc Pikey Joined: 23 Aug 2002 Karma :

".....and said so where's my fucking pizza you lazy bum, get on that thing of an excuse of a sewing machine and deliver my pizza"
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[00:42] <NSR-Andy> which one's the missionary position
[00:42] <NSR-Andy> i've heard it's good
[9:42pm] <Shaun> you came first mike | <Shaun> yes gav, because I really want to fuck you

NSR125-Kid-UK · Attention Whore Joined: 03 May 2003 Karma :

...and he said "i'm sorry sir i don't have to take abuse off you" and put the pizza back in the bike and got the manager to cancel the order.
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https://www.bikepics.com/members/nsrandy/96rs250/ My Bike!

"I'm either going to teach andy to get his knee down, or I'm going to get him killed. One of the two" - Teaman

Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

And then lost his job for not delivering a pizza so never got his NSR. And while all this was happening...

NSR125-Kid-UK · Attention Whore Joined: 03 May 2003 Karma :

...in a parallell reality that happened to be this one, andy bore down on the NSR like a hawk, determined never to let it elude his grasp again!..
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"I'm either going to teach andy to get his knee down, or I'm going to get him killed. One of the two" - Teaman

JimboJ · Manc Pikey Joined: 23 Aug 2002 Karma :

...7 lesbians were laying half naked kissing each other at the side of the road, andy....
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[00:42] <NSR-Andy> which one's the missionary position
[00:42] <NSR-Andy> i've heard it's good
[9:42pm] <Shaun> you came first mike | <Shaun> yes gav, because I really want to fuck you

Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

delivered thier pizza to them..

Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

Can we have less of andy in this as well? Confused

xlfive · Scooby Slapper Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Karma :

following on from jimbo

was back home explaining to his parents why he couldnt support them anymore .........

NSR125-Kid-UK · Attention Whore Joined: 03 May 2003 Karma :

...And said "Mikeybabes will be with you in a while, i do this as compensation because he says i am ruining this post! slap him when he gets here!" and left, for nothing would deter him from his NSR!...
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"I'm either going to teach andy to get his knee down, or I'm going to get him killed. One of the two" - Teaman

Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

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Robby · Dirty Old Man Joined: 16 May 2002 Karma :

G1_ · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 May 2002 Karma :

...So one day at work...

(moving swiftly on)

kev · I Hump Things Joined: 07 Oct 2002 Karma :

He discoverd that he penis looked like uncut peparoni.

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