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CaNsA_old
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PostPosted: 16:26 - 14 Dec 2007    Post subject: The police have just left....... Reply with quote

As you may or may not know I was knocked of my mountain bike last week and have one broken rib and another cracked. I was off work Thurs and Fri last week and Mon, Tues this week. went in on Wed and Thurs but was off today.

Last night i was in so much pain that i couldnt sleep and had some valium to aid the co-codomal in getting me to the land of nod. I slept straight through till 2pm this afternoon. That was not the plan as my friend travels for an hour to pick me up in the mornin to give me a lift to work cos i cant bike it.

I wake up to the sound of people trying to get into my flat Shocked i sleepily get up and answer the door to see two coppers Police about to break down my door, that woke me up there and then. KitKat (my mate who is a diamond bird) had been worried that something really bad had happened and called the police Police and said that it isnt like me to just drop of the face of the earth. She had also tried to phone me 53 times 12 email and 4 txts. She was mega worried about me. Im gob smacked that she was that concerned, never had that before in my life u know what i mean?

Anyways the coppers Police come in told me whats going on and laughed when i said i was in a deep sleep due to the medication and went on their merry way.

There is nuttin like seeing 2 coppers Police (the WPC was stunning and had an adverse effect on my glory) standing at your door when u have just got up.

I wanted to share my experience with you lot as it was a bit weird.
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PostPosted: 16:55 - 14 Dec 2007    Post subject: Re: The police have just left....... Reply with quote

CaNsA wrote:
Im gob smacked that she was that concerned, never had that before in my life u know what i mean?


I'm not particularly surprised that no-one has ever concerned themselves about your welfare before.
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PostPosted: 17:29 - 14 Dec 2007    Post subject: Re: The police have just left....... Reply with quote

Damofo D.O.G. wrote:
I'm not particularly surprised that no-one has ever concerned themselves about your welfare before.


Laughing Doh!
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PostPosted: 17:33 - 14 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

ive only this bird since i started my new job about a month ago. she must really like me, or she is just really nice. i dunno though. she is on her way round i think so i guess ill find out then Very Happy
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PostPosted: 17:38 - 14 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

stick it in the bitch. she wants it, and you know it.
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PostPosted: 17:53 - 14 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

lllN30lll wrote:
stick it in the bitch. she wants it, and you know it.


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Should I give her a tit punch?
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PostPosted: 18:06 - 14 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

CaNsA wrote:
Should I give her a tit punch?

Think the normal approach is to make sure your punch makes contact with them both...
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PostPosted: 18:14 - 14 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

UnknownStuntman wrote:
CaNsA wrote:
Should I give her a tit punch?

Think the normal approach is to make sure your punch makes contact with them both...

you've got 1 punch and you've got to hit em both. Thinking

it'd have to be a left hook.
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PostPosted: 20:23 - 14 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ahh but sometimes the right boob is smaller and therefore easier to hit from right to left Laughing

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PostPosted: 20:26 - 14 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hold on you actually saw police? ,

pics or it didn't happen , I've not seen a cop (other than traffic cops) for oh probably about a year now.
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