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CaNsA_old
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PostPosted: 21:34 - 26 Dec 2007    Post subject: Time for an air-rifle? lol Reply with quote
Had my bike parked at my house for the the past 2 nights. Already the cover smells of bloody cats piss.
Time for some citrus scents to be sprayed over it me thunks.
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AppleJoe
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PostPosted: 21:38 - 26 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nooo, cats are amazing, but their piss sure does stink Laughing This is JUST about to do with bikes I suppose Rolling Eyes
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CaNsA_old
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PostPosted: 21:54 - 26 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
I wouldnt really shoot one, i would prolly try to make myself look big and scary Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Damon
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PostPosted: 22:35 - 26 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
supersoaker anyone... Twisted Evil
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Noxious89123
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PostPosted: 22:41 - 26 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
super soaker full of piss, see how the cat likes a taste of its own medicine. Laughing
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truslack
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PostPosted: 23:49 - 26 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Noxious89123 wrote:
super soaker full of piss, see how the cat likes a taste of its own medicine. Laughing

Forget the super soaker, whip yet pants off and cover the bastard!
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Jack_Cheese
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PostPosted: 08:40 - 27 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
truslack wrote:
Noxious89123 wrote:
super soaker full of piss, see how the cat likes a taste of its own medicine. Laughing

Forget the super soaker, whip yet pants off and cover the bastard!


Claws....


Ouch...
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Noxious89123
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PostPosted: 21:08 - 27 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Use protection? Laughing
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McGee
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PostPosted: 21:12 - 27 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Paint ball gun.

Crank the power down.

They wont be back.

Failing that you could borrow this.
https://img530.imageshack.us/img530/2576/1000653mediumdq6.jpg

Pew Pew.
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Teaman
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PostPosted: 21:23 - 27 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
always getting your glock out arnt you mcgee

(theres a sorry attempt at a pun)

get a BB airsoft gun and you can buy little paint balls ffor them, that way you will know what cat it is in the day time if you hit it at night Smile
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Finglonga
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PostPosted: 13:36 - 28 Dec 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Its not piss, the cat is marking its territory and spraying the cover. Get rid of one cat and another will take its place. As said citrus or a pepper type deterrent will be best. Wink
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