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leiba1
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PostPosted: 21:41 - 02 Jan 2008    Post subject: Sweet revenge Reply with quote

In my local, a fella turned up on New Years Eve with no eyebrows after his missus had waited until he was drunkenly asleep and used hair remover on them after they'd had a flaming row.
This started a discussion with other tortures being revealed like:-
Rubbing Deep Heat onto the bottom of the bath just before your loved one takes a bath, and the classic of the toothbrush and the toilet.
Have you done any thing to get revenge on somebody?
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PostPosted: 21:44 - 02 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Living well is the best revenge."

George Herbert

English clergyman & metaphysical poet (1593 - 1633)
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Mudskipper
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PostPosted: 21:48 - 02 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Someone once didn't say thank you when I held the door open.

I followed her home and shot her in the face 6 times, before changing her calendar to the previous month.

That'll learn her.
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PostPosted: 21:59 - 02 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Only as a prank as suggested ages ago (before aeriel's accident) , rub chillies on the handles of toilets, and wait for the blood curdling screams.
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PostPosted: 22:10 - 02 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Had an argument with a mate so went for a drive, found a dead rat at the side of the road and shoved it between the manifold of his car while he was in the pub. Thumbs Up
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trevoriv
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PostPosted: 22:13 - 02 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once did the old cling film over the bog to a mate before going out for the night, we all got wrecked and said mate went to barf in his bog and got a motherload of vomit bounce back into his face Laughing Thumbs Up

I got sripped naked and tied to the goalposts on the uni football pitch as revenge Rolling Eyes
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