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DEN MONKEY
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PostPosted: 09:32 - 02 Jan 2008    Post subject: Tongue Splitting ?? Reply with quote

So does anyone out there have it done and can give me some feedback on the process etc.

I'm looking at getting it done and have had the usual chats with my piercer who himself has it done.
I've also spoken to 1 other, but I would like some more input before jumping in and getting it done.

Ultimately I'm trying to get an average healing time across a few people who have it done and general experience with any speech issues.

If you do, how was it done and roughly how long until you were able to speak normally.

I run a call centre and often have to handle complaint calls so tis important that I have time off work to get it done and am speaking well enough when I return to work.

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PostPosted: 09:59 - 02 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, I mean.. Sick
Do a lot pf people have this done? Shocked
I have never met anyone who has a snakey tongue thing, had to google it to see exactly what it involved!

Why do you want this doing, out of interest?
Does it have some kind of meaning / bonus?
Strange practice

I did, however, find this page about how to do it yourself! Shocked
https://www.bodyjewelleryshop.com/body_piercing_information/tongue_splitting.cfm

Anyway, good luck if it's what you really want Wink

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PostPosted: 10:50 - 02 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

No it's not something overly common and I guess that is part of the attraction.
I have quite a few piercings and I guess this just seems like a natural evolution to me.
Heres a vid from youtube. Dont like the fact that he is laying on his back for it though.

https://au.youtube.com/watch?v=DPx8Ycb4sz8&feature=related

No real meaning other than it's kind of a secret mod that people will only see if you want them to see it..

I also get a slight rush out of doing this sort of thing and often the emotion and confidence of going through something relatively extreme can be very empowering.

well for me anyway


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Actually I'm getting some pretty strong feedback from women saying they wouldn't kiss a guy with this done.
So I'd be keen to get the female populations input on how they would respond to it and if it would put them of or otherwise .

Any opinion is welcome positive or otherwise.
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PostPosted: 10:59 - 02 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

a mate of mines uncle has it done.

i think its horrible, makes me cringe at the thought of it. Sick
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PostPosted: 11:41 - 02 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Look weird to me, cant understand why anyone would want to do that personally.
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PostPosted: 12:18 - 02 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

If your piercer is unable to answer any of your questions they are the wrong person to do the job.
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PostPosted: 12:31 - 02 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

My piercer is very competent, is medically trained and able to answer all of my questions and even travels internationally performing various works.
I would not be considering it if i had any doubts in his ability to perform the moddification.
Still can't beat getting a good cross section of responses before you make a move like this.

I have a few months before I can get this done if i go ahead with it and figured it wouldn't hurt to throw out the net and see what sort of information I can gather.
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PostPosted: 12:37 - 02 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

DEN MONKEY wrote:


Very Happy

Actually I'm getting some pretty strong feedback from women saying they wouldn't kiss a guy with this done.
So I'd be keen to get the female populations input on how they would respond to it and if it would put them of or otherwise .

Any opinion is welcome positive or otherwise.


I am not female, but here is what I saw a TV program on a chap with a split tongue a few years back. He claimed that his 'oral skills' had improved considerably after the procedure, with him being able to do a lot of things a normal tongue would struggle with. He claimed that all his partners, though not very supportive initially, where very impressed afterwards.
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PostPosted: 18:18 - 02 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

these kind of procedures have become more popular recently due to the fashion aspects of it i think, i do maybe one or two a month, they look more painfull than they are its mainly just like having a peircing,also we do alot of dermal implants, did u see the one on the back of the body mod guys hand, now them things fucking hurt, me i havent actually got any other than tounge pierced and ears and knob, as they dont ppeal to me but i find them great fun to do, especially when its finished, i too didnt agree with the guy being laid as far back as that, i normally have them sat in a chair slightly reclined just incase they vomit or anything coz believe me it happens lol, if u have any wuestions u need answering about these kind of procedures ill be happy to help or even show u my apprentices labia implants lol
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PostPosted: 18:29 - 02 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

One word: Sickcunts... Sad Laughing Sick
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PostPosted: 18:35 - 02 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you in employment or are you self employed? When you say you are going to have time off I can only presume you will be taking holidays? I can't imagine any employer paying you or even allowing unpaid absence for what is basically self mutilation?
Each to their own I suppose, but I really cant understand why anybody would want to do such a thing. Sick
Have you ever thought of seeing a psyciatrist? Shocked
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PostPosted: 18:36 - 02 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wouldn't and can't understand why someone would want to. Shrugs.
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PostPosted: 18:47 - 02 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

andycee2007 wrote:
if u have any wuestions u need answering about these kind of procedures ill be happy to help or even show u my apprentices labia implants lol


The perv in me is begging to know/see more... Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:05 - 02 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Woah Shocked
I have watched the vid you put up....
Shocked again

I think it's a bit.. odd to say the least. Can't really find the words Confused

I would NOT want to kiss a bloke if he had one of those! The meer thought of it repulses me Sick
I don't care if it does make oral sex a heap better!!!!
And I would certainly question if I could be with someone who would willingly have something like that done to themselves
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PostPosted: 19:14 - 02 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Owdamer wrote:
Are you in employment or are you self employed? When you say you are going to have time off I can only presume you will be taking holidays? I can't imagine any employer paying you or even allowing unpaid absence for what is basically self mutilation?
Each to their own I suppose, but I really cant understand why anybody would want to do such a thing. Sick
Have you ever thought of seeing a psyciatrist? Shocked


A psychitrist wouldn't be interested, I doubt, unless it was causing you severe distress affecting your everyday life, I doubt if a psychologist would either.

I would definitely fo with someone who has experience of splitting tongues, more so for after care and cauterising the wound, unless you plan to tie off the tongue using fishing line.

It's going to sting but in my humble opinion, I think it looks awesome.
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PostPosted: 05:03 - 03 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

while looking at body m ods on wiki, i came across the most.. urgh nevermind, click this link then click the link in the wiki atricle IF YOU DARE (nws) Sick

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genital_bisection

(this link is fine, its the link on the wiki page thats NWS)
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PostPosted: 06:57 - 03 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Are you in employment or are you self employed? When you say you are going to have time off I can only presume you will be taking holidays? I can't imagine any employer paying you or even allowing unpaid absence for what is basically self mutilation?
Each to their own I suppose, but I really cant understand why anybody would want to do such a thing. Sick
Have you ever thought of seeing a psyciatrist?


If I go ahead with it it I will be taking holidays form work to enable me to be fully coherent when I return.
Thats the plan all going well.

I wouldn't expect work to permit me time off to do this out of their good nature Laughing

As for my motivation I will try and give it to you in a way that may help you understand what I wish to do.

I've been into the 'body modification' scene for quite a while and with it's ever growing numbers it is hard to distinguish yourself from every other person you see walking down the street who now has their eyebrow or lip pierced simply because it was cool at the time.

This to me is what my septum piercing was for me when I had it done a few years ago.
It's an open display to those around me that I am more involved and into mods than your average Joe.

You may be heavily in to your bike so much so that it is a lifestyle to you rather than just a means of transport on a day to day basis.

Is there not something you would happily do to display that lifestyle or commitment to your pastime to those whom you encounter?

Sure is may just be a shitty shirt that says 'live to ride', a power ranger suit that gives you pride in your 'hobby' every time you slip it on or something as simple as a crusty ol BCF sticker on the side of your tank that says this is my thing and I'm part of a community that gets me.

If I go through with this it will be something that I have gone through considerable pain to achieve and as such will be something I will proudly display when asked because of what it means to me.

There are so many things out there now that could be considered self mutilation.

Tattoos and piercings I guess would be atop of the list with those that cut themselves to some.
Other things that surely must be considered on the list would be drinking alcohol in large quantities or even smoking.
Both of these things will have a negative impact on your health and possibly worst case scenario lead to death.

With this procedure i will be endevouring to minimise any risks involved through research, forward planning and choosing the right person to do the job.

I guess the problem is even a mad man could probably rationalize walking into school grounds with a loaded weapon and opening fire.




KARA

the plan is to have it cut using a scalpel in a 2 man process and suturing each side of the tongue once the bleeding has subsided.
I've looked into the tying off option but there seems to be additional risks involved as well as a long term process to basically achieve the same outcome.
One example took 18 days to complete. That and I don't have a piercing in my tongue to tie through anyway.

Cheers to everyone who has posted so far.
Your input is appreciated.
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PostPosted: 13:55 - 03 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

wiki also says:

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Tongue bifurcation is, however, not necessarily a surgical procedure. Self modifiers often choose to achieve a split by gradually tightening nylon bindings inserted through an existing tongue piercing over a long period of time. This method is long, arduous, and requires a high pain tolerance. The most recommended procedure however, is to perform the split using a surgical laser[citation needed], which cauterizes the wound, reduces the healing time, and cuts down on the amount of blood loss. Often, the only bleeding in this method occurs during the suturing of the tongue edges to create a more rounded, natural look. Scalpeling is NOT recommended because of the profuse blood loss and pain involved[citation needed]. The scalpel is often heated to help cauterize the wound, but this adds to the pain.

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PostPosted: 14:27 - 03 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

have a look at this guy

https://au.youtube.com/watch?v=AV2EEBO8yR4&feature=related

sorry but i have to admit, although freaky that looks really really cool

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PostPosted: 14:42 - 03 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fair play to you if that's defo what you want but in my opinion you will look like a bit of a bellend when your in your seventies and have a silly split tongue.
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PostPosted: 15:29 - 03 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ouch! Shocked
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PostPosted: 17:07 - 03 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

TL666 wrote:
Fair play to you if that's defo what you want but in my opinion you will look like a bit of a bellend when your in your seventies and have a silly split tongue.


Tongue's one of the quickest healing parts of your body, and constant salivation keeps the wound clean in the process too.

If he gets it done, he will have to keep nicking it back every so often as it tries to stick itself back together. If you leave them completely, they will heal back up just (relatively) fine. Thumbs Up

BTW, if you do do it (which I think you should), then once you learn to move either of the forks independently, you must video it and stick it on here!
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PostPosted: 17:56 - 03 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

lukamon wrote:
while looking at body m ods on wiki, i came across the most.. urgh nevermind, click this link then click the link in the wiki atricle IF YOU DARE (nws) Sick

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genital_bisection

(this link is fine, its the link on the wiki page thats NWS)


and how do they pee?
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PostPosted: 18:02 - 03 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ugh, those genital bisection piccies on that link remind me of Medusas head from Jason and the Argonauts, or whatever it was Laughing Sick

'When erect they bend in towards each other making insertion difficult' Shocked No shit
No-one is coming anywhere near me with a wiggly snake penis Confused Sick

*Remind myself to have some control, and not look at every link in future*
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