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ms51ves3
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PostPosted: 13:09 - 08 Jan 2008    Post subject: Follow up from how do you wipe your arse. Reply with quote
For men (and the odd few women), do you wee standing up or sitting down?

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PostPosted: 13:12 - 08 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
why cant women answer that?
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PostPosted: 13:22 - 08 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Standing unless it's combined with a dump.
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PostPosted: 13:30 - 08 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
posh_spice wrote:
why cant women answer that?


I've seen it done... Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:49 - 08 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
posh_spice wrote:
why cant women answer that?


It's been edited now Very Happy
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PostPosted: 15:09 - 08 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
*intelligence detector activated*

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*intelligence not detected, system shutting down*
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PostPosted: 16:08 - 08 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
As I'm a lazy sod, I sit down even if I'm doing a number 1. Which give me chance to pick my nose at the same time, without worrying about aim! Wink Unless I'm in a pub, as most are covered in pi$$, and I wouldn't dare have a sit down, no matter how desperate! Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:38 - 08 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sitting down at home, standing up at rallies... Mr. Green Cool

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PostPosted: 20:03 - 08 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mudskipper wrote:
Sitting down at home, standing up at rallies... Mr. Green Cool

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That's just wrong. Sick
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PostPosted: 20:15 - 08 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Big_Ham wrote:
That's just wrong. Sick


Laughing Nah, it's awesome! Mr. Green

The device only cups the 'lady parts', there is no insertion - if that's what you're thinking... Confused

Seriously, the thing is a fucking revelation in pissing history.
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PostPosted: 20:52 - 08 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mudskipper wrote:
Sitting down at home, standing up at rallies... Mr. Green Cool

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When you're done with that can I borrow it? It looks the dogs danglies for getting the oil into my Bandit Wink
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PostPosted: 21:48 - 08 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
ok, so following on from these threads, blokes, do you just shake after a p*s* or do you also wipe with a little bog roll just to make sure there are no stray drips..?
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PostPosted: 22:23 - 08 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rob wrote:
ok, so following on from these threads, blokes, do you just shake after a p*s* or do you also wipe with a little bog roll just to make sure there are no stray drips..?


Normally just get the dog to lick it clean to make completely sure Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:43 - 09 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rob wrote:
ok, so following on from these threads, blokes, do you just shake after a p*s* or do you also wipe with a little bog roll just to make sure there are no stray drips..?


Occasionaly i use some bog roll to attempt to completely dry my knob. Its quite hard though as when the bog roll makes contact with your bell end or foreskin, little bits get stuck onto it and u have to then try pick them off. Waste of time really.
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PostPosted: 22:35 - 09 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Jumping up and down usually does the trick, just try not to get it p*ss on your t-shirt Very Happy
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PostPosted: 10:40 - 10 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rob wrote:
ok, so following on from these threads, blokes, do you just shake after a p*s* or do you also wipe with a little bog roll just to make sure there are no stray drips..?


2 shakes, flick, done Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 10:42 - 10 Jan 2008    Post subject: Re: Follow up from how do you wipe your arse. Reply with quote
ms51ves3 wrote:
For men (and the odd few women), do you wee standing up or sitting down?


I sit down at home, stand everywhere else... whats the point in risking the cleanliness of your own toilet? Also the loo in my house is the tiniest thing uve ever seen. its usually easier to sit anyway Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 19:40 - 10 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
mr_z will back me up on this, we knew a girl called max (think she was a gene off being a dwarf) who regularly boasted she could piss standing up.

After a year or so of asking her to prove it she did. By writing her name in the snow!!!!


Truly awesome.
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