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Walloper · Super Spammer Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Karma :

BA launch of new beds for 'Business Class' ends in disaster.
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mr jamez · World Chat Champion Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Karma :

Plane crash lands.
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benjami · Nearly there... Joined: 14 Nov 2007 Karma :

Extra wings deemed unsuccessful.

MarJay · But it's British! Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Karma :

British airways begins flooding the dry-dock on its new range of submarines, but some idiot replaced the water with foam...
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McGee · O RLY? Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Karma :

Cocaine is a helluva drug
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stinkwheel · Bovine Proctologist Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Who threw that?!
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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

Sparks! · Sir Tart-a-lot Joined: 30 Aug 2003 Karma :

Hey, what's that lever do?

oops...
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Fisty · Super Spammer Joined: 11 Apr 2007 Karma :

BA plane used as porn studio, seamen overflow damages runway.
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
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Eddie Hitler · World Chat Champion Joined: 06 Nov 2007 Karma :

Firemans methods to coax the gay flight attendants off the plane deem unsuitable - the huge job of cleaning the semen begins . BA warn of delayed landings.

Eddie Hitler · World Chat Champion Joined: 06 Nov 2007 Karma :

Oh for fuck sake, why did someone have to come up with that first.

Damn homo. Evil or Very Mad

stinkwheel · Bovine Proctologist Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Air speed -good.
Flaps- 50%.
Glide path- good.
Attitude- good.
Alignment- acceptable.
Undercarriage- up.
And flare....
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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

Fisty · Super Spammer Joined: 11 Apr 2007 Karma :

Rancit fart causes emergency evacuation.
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

Robby · Dirty Old Man Joined: 16 May 2002 Karma :

Relax, I've done this hundreds of time in a cessna. Cut all power at 200 feet and glide in, it'll be fine.

JonB · Afraid of Mileage Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Karma :

YAY! I finally get to bounce down one of those slides!!!
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10 pence Short · Crazy Courier Joined: 23 Apr 2006 Karma :

"Disaster as four inflatable boats simultaneously crash into parked jet"
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I haven't had a cont all day, drinkstable.

pwntifex · World Chat Champion Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Karma :

BA shows solidarity for firemen's strike.
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the warped one: This is a follow up from the thread 'my willy hurts'

killa · Won't Shut Up Joined: 18 Oct 2004 Karma :

Robby FTW

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Wafer_Thin_Ham · Super Spammer Joined: 18 Nov 2005 Karma :

More work required on new solar powered aircraft.
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mark83 · World Chat Champion Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Karma :

Are you sure you didn't forget to drink your Red Bull?
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AJI · World Chat Champion Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Karma :

New 737 scores 5 stars in Euro NCAP
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Shay HTFC · World Chat Champion Joined: 18 Mar 2007 Karma :

This renegade pilot thought he could land the plane with a stoppie

But the only thing he landed WAS A PLACE IN JAIL!

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Eddie Hitler · World Chat Champion Joined: 06 Nov 2007 Karma :

Yawn.

DEN MONKEY · World Chat Champion Joined: 17 May 2005 Karma :

She said she was the perfect woman.

So I said prove it suck my cock and stear this fucker with the top of your head.

Needless to say when they retrieve my cock from her throat at the post mortam I won't be fallin for that one again.

Lying bitch Evil or Very Mad

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Shay HTFC · World Chat Champion Joined: 18 Mar 2007 Karma :

Drunk BA pilot givemn 3 points for crossinhg extra wide Zebra crossing under noi control.

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colin1 · Captain Safety Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Karma :

BA admit that new fuel saving measures of automatically shutting off engines before landing are having teething problems.
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