Drum and C*nt

[pwntifex]

I live in a block of flats, and long story short there's an absolute twat next door who keeps just blaring music at 4 in the morning on random weekdays (case in point: it's Thursday, for christ's sake).
I'm not a miserable sod by any means, I like to party just as much as everyone else, but imo it's not on to continue the party at home so loud that everyone next door can hear your shitty music once the clubs give out.
I wouldn't care if it was friday night or saturday so much, but Thursday? Sunday? Tuesday? I have to work, I cant get by on 3 hours sleep every night for a month.
It's gotten to the point now that he plays it for several hours during the day as well as during the night, so that not only can I not sleep, but I also can't get on with any work, and it's affecting my course something shocking (I had to go home to actually meet a deadline, it was that bad).

So after that little self-indulgent rant, what can I do to get him to shut the fuck up? I've been round a few times, but he won't listen to me or anybody in this flat. I've punched the wall, banged on his door, etc. Security are the people to call re: noise problems, but they can never be arsed to do anything.

Unfortunately because of the really bizarre layout of this block, we're the only ones who can hear him (the other flats are seperated from him by a huge machinery room, we're seperated from him by a plasterboard wall).
Before any smartarses give the 'earplugs' response, I've tried that, but it doesn't work; either the music gets through anyway or I can just feel it vibrating through my bed.

Speaking from experience with noise complaints in other situations (not mine, but mates and parents) I've found the police are generally pretty incompetent and want you to keep a fucking log of all the shit, and even then they'll only send them a letter.

So what can I do? Your suggestions are welcome. I want the fucking bastard to suffer.

PS. I'm pretty sure the guy is dealing, or at least in regular possession of drugs of some kind, as theres a constant stream of stoners around his door and he's always 'in demand'.
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the warped one: This is a follow up from the thread 'my willy hurts'

[McGee]

Call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' nigga's, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin'
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[pwntifex]

Will you be one of those niggas, McGee?
Will you hit their pipes for me?
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the warped one: This is a follow up from the thread 'my willy hurts'

[McGee]

Man first things first.

I'd get some weed off him, then wreck the place up
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[b-f-c]

Local council - environmental health, noise pollution. Start keeping a record of the incidents when he plays music, helps them build a case against him.

Once they get wind of what else he's up to, they'll be the ones who call in the plod.

[craigie b]

Just call the police. After 11pm (I think) its breach of peace.

[Walloper]

Send him a load of bad Karma?

Council ASBO.

Post result.... SVP.
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[yambabe]

Rented flat or bought?

If it's rented, start to harrass his landlord as most tenancy agreements have a nuisance clause in them that he will be in breach of.

If it's bought you can't go down that route so I would get him raided. Anonymous calls to say you think he is dealing drugs, you can hear what sounds like screams, you saw someone with a knife etc etc.
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[MaybeGuy]

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[jimbothe]

Nail a dead horses head to his front door and pin a note to it's tongue saying:



"Oi! F*ckmonkey, turn the drum and cu*t down or it's your turn next"
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[Walloper]

Move home.....

Sorted.

Never deal in crap when it comes to neighbours.
Negotiate...
1) Ask nicely.
2) Ask assertively
3) Escalate to violence without hesitation.
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[J0Al1]

Go with the classic - stink-bomb through his letter box!

[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

[MarJay]

Buy a small amount of weed off of him, take it to the police and tell them you saw him drop it outside his flat. If he is dealing then he won't be able to play drum and c*nt at 4am in Belmarsh!
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[cagiva gezzer]

I had this problem at Uni.

I bought a larger stereo and played it harder and longer.


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[thx1138]

Retaliate with some low frequency oscillation.

[garyd]

Pwntifex,where you at??ill help if im close enough
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[LeeWat]

I assume from the first post that this neighbour doesnt work, so. You could get a reasonably loud guitar amp (50 watt will do), a timer plug and a napalm death (or other really bad grindcore metal) cassette. Plug stereo into timer and set for lets say mid morning when said halfwit will probably be asleep and just for good measure early afternoon. Connect stereo into guitar amp and place amp against joining wall, speaker facing wall. Switch amp and stereo on press play and go out. He'll probably get the message. Depending on the timer, you could probably do five mins here 10 mins there, really ruin his day Of course switch it off when you come home or you'll probably scare yourself shitless if it just starts up

Did a similar thing to my sister years ago when i lived at my dads, she had some friends round playing thump thump shite when i was trying to sleep, so i plugged the old valve amp into my stereo put it face down on the floor and blasted them with a bit of metallica. She soon turned the shit off

Lee.
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[Walloper]

[Damon]

Play some Barry White whenever he has his music off.


Or poo through his letterbox.

[mark83]

When you see him come home, get your pre-made bin bag with fake legs sticking out and drag it down the stairs.

When he walks past you, say hello with a crazy "I'm part of a cult" smile on your face.

Then next time he plays music, knock on his door and with the same smile and ultra-calm ask him if he wouldn't mind turning the music down.......whilst holding an empty bin bag.
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[garyd]

LeeWat has the answer ,thats gonna piss him off
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[LeeWat]

Mines good but i prefer Mark83's
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[chris-red]

Be a man, kick the fuck out of him.
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[ram_doom]

Start a fire in his flat, by drilling through your thin wall to his room, and pouring in some petrol along with a match. Then sit back, take a glass of your preferred tipple, and relax to the soothing screams from next door
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