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ZRX61
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PostPosted: 16:17 - 22 Jan 2008    Post subject: Got any funny PM's recently? Reply with quote

Here's a few I've received in the past 48 hours:

somemuppet wrote:
hi u no your an ass you pick on people n your picking on my spelling have you ever thort to your self that i my have dislexyia you twat i hate nobs like you who take the piss out of me because of my spelling im not boved about u aguin with me about painting but taking the piss out of people that have dislexyia thats real low Middle Finger


Replied & told him to use spellchecker & cut/paste etc

somemuppet wrote:
if i dont no how to spell it how the fuk is a spell checker gunna help me think you low ass


somemuppet wrote:
if i dont no how to spell the word and i dont no the real way to spell it then the spell checker is not going to work and i am dislexic i do mix up my letters most times and school dident help me to read or spell things so i can read because thats inproved. but my spelling is still shit so if it makes you feel good inside to take the piss out of me because of my spelling mastakes then your a complet asshole thats sad and one low mover fucker Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger Middle Finger


and lastly:
somemuppet wrote:
go lick your mums cock you prick


LMFAO!!!
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ken
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PostPosted: 16:25 - 22 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Should it not of been disloxic Wink
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YUN
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PostPosted: 16:29 - 22 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

ZRX61 u are so mean!
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Robby
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PostPosted: 16:31 - 22 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ooh now we get to guess who it was.

Can't spell for shit, get worked up easily over nothing.

My guess is Cansa, or the temporary equivalent of same since he forgot how to spell his password.
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T1z3R
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PostPosted: 16:33 - 22 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

do you get them regularly?

they all seem to have a similar theme Thinking
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Dalemac
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PostPosted: 16:39 - 22 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

After reading this thread:
https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=136789

i have a good idea who it is, regarding the "painting" reference in the first quote.

I need to read up on dyslexia i think. Out of all my friends and family, other people i know at school etc i only know one person who is dyslexic.

It would appear that everyone who is/ claims to be dyslexic always blame the other people for not helping them, as if its their fault they are dyslexic. (not saying it is their own fault mind you.)


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Mudskipper
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PostPosted: 16:42 - 22 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

ken wrote:
Should it not of been disloxic Wink


I prefer dykesexlic. Wink
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PostPosted: 16:51 - 22 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got one from Bishbash last week stating that his Mum wants my babies....

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Steve H
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PostPosted: 19:22 - 22 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got one from Bishbash's Mum stating that Bishbash wanted my babies...

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McJamweasel
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PostPosted: 19:26 - 22 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

And I got one from Steve H saying that he had my babies! Cool
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sagiliam
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PostPosted: 19:34 - 22 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Random PM said
Quote:
Come on then you stupid fuck


I mean, what an absolute cock.
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colin1
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PostPosted: 19:51 - 22 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

to be fair, victor meldrew didnt get his nickname by not picking on people

on the other hand, dyslexia doesnt stop someone from using any kind of punctuation
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djr
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PostPosted: 20:13 - 22 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

colin1 wrote:
to be fair, victor meldrew didnt get his nickname by not picking on people

on the other hand, dyslexia doesnt stop someone from using any kind of punctuation


Shame Korn ain't around, someone needs their custom title set to "captain state the fucking obvious".
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Paivi
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PostPosted: 20:33 - 22 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dale_Mckeown wrote:
It would appear that everyone who is/ claims to be dyslexic always blame the other people for not helping them, as if its their fault they are dyslexic. (not saying it is their own fault mind you.)

It would also appear that everybody who just cannot spell, be it because they never learnt for whatever reason or they are just too thick (or is that 'fick'?) are now claiming to be dyslexic.

There's nothing in the PMs in ZRX's post that would indicate dyslexia, just atrocious spelling and text speak.
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PostPosted: 20:44 - 22 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mcgee wrote:
Please, will you marry me?


Laughing

Don't you find it funny how people that claim they are dislexic can always spell that word right Very Happy
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ZRX61
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PostPosted: 22:26 - 22 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

MattHirst wrote:
Don't you find it funny how people that claim they are dislexic can always spell that word right Very Happy

Which is more than you managed, it's "Dyslexic"

& while we're on that topic, why doesn't anyone mis-spell "typo"?
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MarJay
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PostPosted: 11:44 - 23 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

No my guess would be DavidLewtas16
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Jamie.
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PostPosted: 11:55 - 23 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Checked my inbox from a few years ago:

From: code guru
To: -Jamie-
Posted: 12:45 - 01 Apr 2006
Subject: rs125

hi mate could u tell me how 2 bypass the immobiliser as i am going round 2 c this rs125 and i might buy it.
thanks
code guru


It may be genuine but I thought it was funny.
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Walloper
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PostPosted: 12:01 - 23 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't send two many Pee Ems now-a-daze.
That's prolly why nobuddy has got eny now. Embarassed
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ram_doom
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PostPosted: 11:05 - 02 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bit late; but I've been getting these menacing pm's...

Mudskipper wrote:
I'm gay for you, I bloody am


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sickpup
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PostPosted: 11:39 - 02 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

ram_doom wrote:
Bit late; but I've been getting these menacing pm's...

Mudskipper wrote:
I'm gay for you, I bloody am


Steady Shocked


Mudskipper thinks you're a bitch as well? Shocked
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ram_doom
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PostPosted: 20:00 - 02 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

sickpup wrote:


Mudskipper thinks you're a bitch as well? Shocked


Dont worry pups, I'm only a bitch for you and your tasty rusks Drooling
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