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Odie
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PostPosted: 14:51 - 25 Jan 2008    Post subject: Just jacked my job in! Reply with quote

Thats it, i had enough of taking shit from a stuck up little prick, so i put him on his arse and walked out.
That will teach the dick head not to mess with bikers.
Oh bikers are such pussies, like wearing black leather, not for saving their skin just because they think it makes them look hard!
Well i dont think he will be saying much for a while Mr. Green
heard his jaw crack as i hit him Thumbs Up
So now what to do, start work for myself i think. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 14:53 - 25 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd think expecting a visit from the plod might be a better start.
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PostPosted: 14:53 - 25 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bikers kick ass...

If you see him again, beat him. Cool Thumbs Up


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PostPosted: 14:53 - 25 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Go Sir!

Theres nowt better than walking out on Govnr who is a complete cock trying to fuck you like an arsehole...

I can't do the fighty thing so I settled for giving him the finger and walking.
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PostPosted: 14:59 - 25 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trust me mate, you broke my jaw. Hell even hit me.

I wouldn't need the police Wink

I would just wail on your legs with a louisville slugger for a bit. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 15:17 - 25 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

McGee wrote:
Trust me mate, you broke my jaw. Hell even hit me.

I wouldn't need the police Wink

I would just wail on your legs with a louisville slugger for a bit. Mr. Green


I'd kick your bike over. Then you'd need a dummy Razz
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PostPosted: 15:28 - 25 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 16:00 - 25 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would buy you a pint for that.

The number of times I thought about that instead of pussy footing around trying to be PC and civilised when gubbing the cunt solves everyone's problem. You get it out your system he gets the message.

I hope there were no witnesses. If there were he could get the filf (If there not out on one of those Gay Pride Weekend Marches.)

Where is the large Thumbs up emoticon?

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PostPosted: 16:13 - 25 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Feel better now? Mr. Green

I just setteled for leaveing poo and prawns in the air conditioning system and other really difficult to find places. I bet they had fun in summer Smile

I think odie should be a shineing example to us all, if self important cunt bosses got the odd broken face bone reguarly enough just think how much more effert they'd put into being nice..

When the government is overthrown we'll have to put in place a bit of law where hitting somebody hard in the face is entirely legal if you can prove they deserved it (and rewards given out to the smackers of the smack-ees who deserved it most)
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PostPosted: 16:19 - 25 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

good one mate
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PostPosted: 16:20 - 25 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

mr.z wrote:
When the government is overthrown we'll have to put in place a bit of law where hitting somebody hard in the face is entirely legal if you can prove they deserved it (and rewards given out to the smackers of the smack-ees who deserved it most)


You're bit of a cunt.
I'd vote you in as President of Britain. Thumbs Up

Fancy oursels as a bit of the old J. Prescot do we? Wink
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PostPosted: 16:36 - 25 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well I try my best Wink

I did like that, i think most people would have reacted the same, and there a bit weird if they just smile and ignore it..

imo spanging somebody in the face needs a good reason, but when somebodys constantly on (as they have been at odie for a while now) your obliged to reeducate them, in the face, hard.

On the subject of governement, its a doomed to remain the home of the scurge of humanity. As long as people keep voteing, politicians will keep winning. Shocked
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PostPosted: 16:45 - 25 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

mr.z wrote:
I just setteled for leaveing poo and prawns in the air conditioning system and other really difficult to find places. I bet they had fun in summer


Really? I'm going to have to get down to the MFN this year to bask in the glow of your genius!
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PostPosted: 16:57 - 25 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

As long as there were no witnesses it's his word against yours and the police can do nothing. It'll help if you have no marks on your knuckles.

If the police do question you tell them it was he who took a swing at you, missed and fell over and must have cracked himself on the jaw. His humiliation would be his motivation for making a false complaint.

If there were witnesses you're going to be nicked for assault, assuming he does make a complaint.
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PostPosted: 17:38 - 25 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

No witness's, he has had it coming for a long time, he has made it his aim to wined me up.
Thing was his mate was stood next to him and didnt do a thing to help him.
Fine mate he must be or he new that he deserved it.
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PostPosted: 17:43 - 25 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Odie wrote:
No witness's...


Thing was his mate was stood next to him...


Confused
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PostPosted: 17:46 - 25 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

you're my hero! Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 17:54 - 25 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hetzer wrote:
Odie wrote:
No witness's...


Thing was his mate was stood next to him...


Confused

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PostPosted: 18:55 - 25 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hetzer wrote:
Odie wrote:
No witness's...


Thing was his mate was stood next to him...


Confused

Oh Hetzer I do wish you'd stop badgerin' the witness. Laughing

It was a fair fight.
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PostPosted: 21:02 - 25 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good lad.

On a seperate note somewhat, it is my opinion that if people were a little handier with their fists then we might not have so many gangs of obnoxious little scrotes hanging around causing trouble.

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PostPosted: 21:46 - 25 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

if anyone is likely to be handy with their fists its the little scrotes
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PostPosted: 21:59 - 25 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

colin1 wrote:
if anyone is likely to be handy with their fists its the little scrotes


Not in my experience - most of 'em shit it when confronted by an angry grown-up. I've had no end of trouble recently with a gang of them (half a dozen or so 14 - 16 year olds) hanging around outside my house (i live next to an alleyway where they congregrate), i tried reasonableness and politeness several times, all to no avail.
It took a fit of rage, lots of swearing, promises of violence and finally throwing the ringleader off his pushbike (and then throwing his pushbike into the road) after he got a bit lippy with me to sort the problem out.
Strangely, i've never seen them since that day. However, if they do return i will make good my promises.
Little cunts.
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PostPosted: 22:18 - 25 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

After you smacked him. You should of fucked him up the ass without giving him a reacharound!!!
He,d never forget you after that Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 22:39 - 25 Jan 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

mistergixer wrote:
colin1 wrote:
if anyone is likely to be handy with their fists its the little scrotes


Not in my experience - most of 'em shit it when confronted by an angry grown-up. I've had no end of trouble recently with a gang of them (half a dozen or so 14 - 16 year olds) hanging around outside my house (i live next to an alleyway where they congregrate), i tried reasonableness and politeness several times, all to no avail.
It took a fit of rage, lots of swearing, promises of violence and finally throwing the ringleader off his pushbike (and then throwing his pushbike into the road) after he got a bit lippy with me to sort the problem out.
Strangely, i've never seen them since that day. However, if they do return i will make good my promises.
Little cunts.
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They are not worth the risk of death my good man. There was a guy stabbed to death about a year ago when he went out to tell some young cnuts to get off his car. He was stabbed in the heart in front of his daughter. She held him in her arms as he died.
Brutal little cunts.
Though violence with this sort may be an immediate solution it can not be relied on to provide long term peace. If you'd growled at me I would have taken immense pleasure in spraying your garden with weedkiller and Key-Cutting your motor and stuff. Razz Karma

I think we are stuck with it. I try to ignore it or call the Stupid Ones (Police).
It's them who would put you in jail for slapping or shouting at one of the wee shit kickers, so I leave it to them.
If they do not sort it, pester the fucking life out of their switchboard with complaints.
Something will break. Not my patience though.

I have a car and a bike I do not want damaged as they are soft targets.
So I limit my exchange with them.

I would certainly not hesitate to nut a 'dad' if he wanted to get wide when I take a football in.
How would he like a ball to be stoated off his wall and car for hours on end?
WTF is it that attracts folk to kick a ball against a wall? Is it lack of imagination?

***Oh no.... He's kicked football again.*** Razz
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