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Hetzer
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PostPosted: 21:35 - 09 Feb 2008    Post subject: I've made the final connection... Reply with quote

...and there is 'A God'.

The feeling of peaceful calm within my mind is quite extraordinary. A few minutes of thought, a falling-into-place of the last few previously jumbled parts of the jigsaw, almost by accident, and voila! Weird shit. It only took 30-odd years of on-and-off cogitation. I wonder if the K was the final ingredient my brain needed to close the circuit?

Well, that's that done and dusted. The game hasn't changed in any significant way on a purely technical basis, but the appreciation of it has. And all the fear has gone, at least intellectually.

And no, I'm not talking about the biblical god, he's still a fvcking flying-saucer pilot. Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:38 - 09 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like taking my multi-vitamins in the morning, but want some of what your taking. Cool
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PostPosted: 21:38 - 09 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Nods to the men in the white coats*
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Its pronounced Jixxer!
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PostPosted: 22:45 - 09 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's my ultimate epiphany and no amount of mockery will sully it's jewel-like brilliance. Middle Finger

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PostPosted: 22:48 - 09 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

go on then try and explain it if you think youve got it sussed. Im sure i can point out an obvious flaw.
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PostPosted: 22:48 - 09 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wanna hook me up with the same stuff . Wink

I need an epiphany.

One must say I do believe in the alien p.o.v.

We can only wait.
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PostPosted: 22:55 - 09 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pass this on! Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 23:01 - 09 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

half_lyfe wrote:
go on then try and explain it if you think youve got it sussed. Im sure i can point out an obvious flaw.


I've done it elsewhere here, quite extensively. All I've done differently is re-wire/route some of the connections.

People have started whole new religions with less than what I've got right now, but I can't be arsed. Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:42 - 09 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I place the final epiphany squarely on the shoulders of ketrina. I had several over the course of last year whilst clubbing in Leeds. Get it on a positive vibe and it expands your mind.

When your kettled on on Mount Ketrina you can see for fucking miles. The biggest ephinany I had over the last year was it doesn't matter. Go figure, it makes perfect sense to me Wink.

For those of you that think Ket is only for horses, let me tell ya, on a good day its fucking Shaman Dust Laughing.

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PostPosted: 23:53 - 09 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

craigie b wrote:
The biggest ephinany I had over the last year was it doesn't matter. Go figure, it makes perfect sense to me Wink.


It makes perfect sense. It doesn't matter because we are immortal consciounesses created by the original one consciousness, and each life we have here in the illusion is one of countless billions. And everything he does is done from love. Give him some back and everything is peachy. Thumbs Up Laughing
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PostPosted: 00:07 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bollocks, i'm only stoned and want to eat Sad
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PostPosted: 00:16 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 02:32 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hetzer wrote:
each life we have here in the illusion is one of countless billions. And everything he does is done from love. Give him some back and everything is peachy.



Neutral you must be delusional. bad things happen to good people... and conciousness can be explained in the form of chemical reactions, when your dead they stop.

i agree with the 'it doesnt matter'

humanity is pointless. its undisputable. so live it to the full.

as for other people, yes people are selfish bastards, its human nature, thats why when someone does something kind its a big event or you get a 'nice feeling'

accept it, move on, and stop trying to deny the obvious with more complicated theorys.
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PostPosted: 06:53 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hetzer wrote:
People have started whole new religions with less than what I've got right now, but I can't be arsed. Laughing

I will follow you Hetzer.
I have been looking for some direction ever since I was turned away by the Church of Scientology.
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PostPosted: 08:02 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

WTF are you on (about)?
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PostPosted: 09:06 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

dmahon wrote:
WTF are you on (about)?

Me ?
I am talking about listening to the word of Hetzer.
Buying a plot of land near Boxhill, building a small commune and calling it Siggitown.
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PostPosted: 09:12 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who amongst the chosen will buy me my first Rolls Royce?
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PostPosted: 09:34 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

silky666 wrote:
dmahon wrote:
WTF are you on (about)?

Me ?


No, the great man himself.
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PostPosted: 09:43 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

silky666 wrote:
dmahon wrote:
WTF are you on (about)?

Me ?
I am talking about listening to the word of Hetzer.
Buying a plot of land near Boxhill, building a small commune and calling it Siggitown.


I own a piece of land in caithness and I,m the Laird. You can borrow that if you want.
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PostPosted: 09:54 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

dmahon wrote:
No, the great man himself.


Hugh Heffner? Confused
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PostPosted: 10:02 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

dmahon wrote:
No, the great man himself.

Join us and the questions you have will be answered.
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PostPosted: 10:05 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

silky666 wrote:
dmahon wrote:
No, the great man himself.

Join us and the questions you have will be answered.


Q, What planet are you on.
A, Uranus
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PostPosted: 10:48 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you a Buddha? Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:43 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

manxscot wrote:


I own a piece of land in caithness and I,m the Laird. You can borrow that if you want.


Yeah, I think my daughter has the square foot next to yours. Razz Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:47 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hetzer wrote:
manxscot wrote:


I own a piece of land in caithness and I,m the Laird. You can borrow that if you want.


Yeah, I think my daughter has the square foot next to yours. Razz Laughing


I was thinking of put a fence round it?
or selling it off in 52 week time shares. Laughing
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