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lllN30lll
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PostPosted: 11:41 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: 2 chavs whacking golf balls onto a dual carriageway Reply with quote

I live by a railway line, on the opposite side is a set of rough as fuck council estates.

seems 2 chavs have had a new present... a set of golf clubs and a large bag of golf balls.

seem to be taking pleasure in aiming them at trains, over the railway lines and onto a dual carriageway, into our gardens and at our windows etc.


I know the road by using maps.live.co.uk but i can't work out a house number.
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PostPosted: 11:46 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Re: 2 chavs whacking golf balls onto a dual carriageway Reply with quote

lllN30lll wrote:
I live by a railway line, on the opposite side is a set of rough as fuck council estates.

seems 2 chavs have had a new present... a set of gold clubs and a large bag of gold balls.

seem to be taking pleasure in aiming them at trains, over the railway lines and onto a dual carriageway, into our gardens and at our windows etc.


I know the road by using maps.live.co.uk but i can't work out a house number.


Is that the house just after 'The Turn'?

It has a bastard of a Dog leg that one.... Wink
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PostPosted: 11:51 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing shaddap.

how do I find out a house number?
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PostPosted: 12:03 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I imagine you call the police and let them find the house number. Photos of the twats in action would help them.
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PostPosted: 12:05 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can only give them the road name. theres a large railway line between us both and I can only see the back of their houses.
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PostPosted: 12:07 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh how i would love a sniper rifle...

Would seriously contact the police, As 1930 Ariel says, Try and get photographic evidence Thumbs Up Dont see why they couldnt work off a road name or the pics?
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PostPosted: 12:08 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let the cops sort it.
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PostPosted: 12:10 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeh rang the police, but they're in their back gardens so the police won't see them.
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PostPosted: 12:14 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

They will from a helicopter, or from your house.
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PostPosted: 12:16 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here you go.
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PostPosted: 12:29 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Walloper their backswing is terrible!

they seem to hook/slice every shot.

i've shouted over to keep their arms straight and their knee's bent but they won't take my advice. Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:32 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Get yerself a 7 iron and start pinging em back Rolling Eyes if you dont hit the right house .......so what, the neighbours might think its those two twunts give as good as you get.........and then some Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 12:46 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Air rifle... relatively quiet and you can hide under a pile of jumpers or just poke the tip of the barrel out from behind the curtain. They wont be doing it again once they get a pellet in the face. Shhh!
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PostPosted: 12:52 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

garyd wrote:
Get yerself a 7 iron and start pinging em back Rolling Eyes if you dont hit the right house .......so what, the neighbours might think its those two twunts give as good as you get.........and then some Twisted Evil


I'm utterly outraged by this sort of response...













































A 7 iron over a double hazard? What were you thinking??
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PostPosted: 15:04 - 11 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why not encourage them to target your house, and then collect all of the gold balls and sell them to a jeweller? - you would be quids in.
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PostPosted: 16:40 - 11 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

If the police don't do anything about it go up to them, take their clubs and break their arms with them.
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PostPosted: 17:05 - 11 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

police came, checked the roof for damage, then went over there. he worked out which house by counting the huge row of rough estate's from the end.

he bollocked them, apparently he's 20 years old ( looked 14) and the lad said in his defence he didin't know he was hitting them that far LOL.

copper told him how many balls there was in mine and neighbours garden and the lad hung his head in embarrasment.

c*nts.
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PostPosted: 18:02 - 11 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shaun .well spotted i missed that ,funny as Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 18:05 - 11 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing you twats, why didn't nobody tell me i'd put gold balls.
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PostPosted: 18:44 - 11 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I feel that I deserve a big blob of Karma for coming up with the unique idea of calling the Police and asking them to investigate and intervene in a criminal act. Not many people would have used my lateral thinking techniques.
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Just noticed lllN30lll had given me a nice blob, cheers. Very Happy
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PostPosted: 19:22 - 11 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

lllN30lll wrote:
Laughing you twats, why didn't nobody tell me i'd put gold balls.


you've still got gold clubs up their Smile
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PostPosted: 19:30 - 11 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

BOLL0CKS Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:32 - 11 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

special extra chavvy ones no doubt Smile 9ct plate
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