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Shaun
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PostPosted: 21:02 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Softly spoken girls.... Reply with quote
You annoy the hell out of me! Mad

I went to the supermarket and I've noticed one of the checkout girls in there, she stands out because she's attractive and the rest are the exact opposite of that. I join her queue, she spots me and smiles, game on thinks I.

So as she finishes serving the woman in front of me she asks if I'm alright and I say yeah and ask if she is. She then bursts into conversation, smiling, laughing and the whole time I'm standing there wondering what the hell she's saying because I can't hear a word! For all I know she could've said she's desperate for sex and asked for my phone number and all I could do was say yes and smile!

I mean come on, you're attractive you have no reason to speak so quietly, get some back bone, your quiet voice is annoying.

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PostPosted: 21:10 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
What a load of shit.

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PostPosted: 21:26 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Re: Softly spoken girls.... Reply with quote
Shaun wrote:
You annoy the hell out of me! Mad

I went to the supermarket and I've noticed one of the checkout girls in there, she stands out because she's attractive and the rest are the exact opposite of that. I join her queue, she spots me and smiles, game on thinks I.

So as she finishes serving me she asks if I live alone, and I say yeah and ask, Bet you could guess that because I buy one each of everything eh?
She then bursts out laughing and says, No. I guessed you live alone just 'cause you're so fkcun ugly mate.

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PostPosted: 21:26 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Try listening instead of wishful thinking/day-dreaming.

Or, mention this to her, she might appreciate your up-front honesty. Unless she reads it on here how would she know? Wink
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Shaun
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PostPosted: 21:28 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Or I can just find a sluttier girl.
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PostPosted: 21:29 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Re: Softly spoken girls.... Reply with quote
Shaun wrote:
You annoy the hell out of me! Mad

I went to the supermarket and I've noticed one of the checkout girls in there, she stands out because she's attractive and the rest are the exact opposite of that. I join her queue, she spots me and smiles, game on thinks I.

So as she finishes serving the woman in front of me she asks if I'm alright and I say yeah and ask if she is. She then bursts into conversation, smiling, laughing and the whole time I'm standing there wondering what the hell she's saying because I can't hear a word! For all I know she could've said she's desperate for sex and asked for my phone number and all I could do was say yes and smile!

I mean come on, you're attractive you have no reason to speak so quietly, get some back bone, your quiet voice is annoying.

*Adds 'a voice loud enough to hear' to desired qualities in prospective partners*


And then you woke up?
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PostPosted: 21:29 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
You missed a trick there Shaun. You should have said;

"Sorry, you'll have to speak up - all the bike racing has taken it's toll"

Instantly, she thinks of you as Rossi. Half the battle won Razz
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Shaun
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PostPosted: 21:31 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Re: Softly spoken girls.... Reply with quote
benjami wrote:
And then you woke up?


Hey wow you're really original, PM me and we can talk about writing some comedy material together. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 21:32 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Jack_Cheese wrote:
You missed a trick there Shaun. You should have said;

"Sorry, you'll have to speak up - all the bike racing has taken it's toll"

Instantly, she thinks of you as UGLY and Deif as a Post

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PostPosted: 21:37 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Re: Softly spoken girls.... Reply with quote
Shaun wrote:
You annoy the hell out of me! Mad

I went to the supermarket and I've noticed one of the checkout girls in there, she stands out because she's attractive and the rest are the exact opposite of that. I join her queue, she spots me and smiles, game on thinks I.

So as she finishes serving the woman in front of me she asks if I'm alright and I say yeah and ask if she is. She then bursts into conversation, smiling, laughing and the whole time I'm standing there wondering what the hell she's saying because I can't hear a word! For all I know she could've said she's desperate for sex and asked for my phone number and all I could do was say yes and smile!

I mean come on, you're attractive you have no reason to speak so quietly, get some back bone, your quiet voice is annoying.

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Hmm... and i thought it was just me that got annoyed with this :/...
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benjami
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PostPosted: 21:38 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Re: Softly spoken girls.... Reply with quote
Shaun wrote:
benjami wrote:
And then you woke up?


Hey wow you're really original, PM me and we can talk about writing some comedy material together. Rolling Eyes


I work alone Wink

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PostPosted: 21:40 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Considerably better than the usual loudmouth gobshite girls.

Get your ears syringed Shaun.
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PostPosted: 21:45 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Re: Softly spoken girls.... Reply with quote
Shaun wrote:
What did you say?

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PostPosted: 21:48 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
st3v3 wrote:
Try listening instead of wishful thinking/day-dreaming.

Or, mention this to her, she might appreciate your up-front honesty. Unless she reads it on here how would she know? Wink


He only wants a meaningless, sex based altercation.
Not a full blown weekend long relationship...... Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 21:48 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Walloper, the only guy on BCF who has to edit quotes because nobody will actually acknowledge him.
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PostPosted: 21:54 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Re: Softly spoken girls.... Reply with quote
Shaun wrote:
benjami wrote:
And then you woke up?


Hey wow you're really original, PM me and we can talk about writing some comedy material together. Rolling Eyes


If that first post is your comedy material, its shite.
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PostPosted: 21:55 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Shaun wrote:
Walloper, the only guy on BCF who has to edit quotes because nobody will actually acknowledge him.


Oh shit....Embarassed I feel really terrible now Because you said that Shaun-never-gonna-get-his-Nat-King. Razz

I gave you the benefit of adding a little humour to an otherwise shite filled thread.
Of course you didn't realise it was dead before it left your keyboard pal. Which is ever the pity with bulk of your material. Sad

Be thankful for the small mercy I afforded you. Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:02 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Walloper wrote:
it was dead before it left your keyboard pal. Which is ever the pity with bulk of your material.



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Shaun
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PostPosted: 22:13 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Re: Softly spoken girls.... Reply with quote
the_guvnor_1_uk wrote:
If that first post is your comedy material, its shite.


No, no it isn't. Rolling Eyes

Shouldn't you be breast feeding somewhere.
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PostPosted: 22:15 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
No, I have had enough "bitty" from your mother.


Shouldn't you be in front of a mirror trying to face fuck yourself?
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PostPosted: 22:18 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
the_guvnor_1_uk wrote:
Shouldn't you be in front of a mirror trying to face fuck yourself?


That makes about as much sense as the goverment allowing you to breed.
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PostPosted: 22:21 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
The only part you should play in comedy is heckling.
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PostPosted: 22:26 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Shaun wrote:
the_guvnor_1_uk wrote:
Shouldn't you be in front of a mirror trying to face fuck yourself?


That makes about as much sense as the goverment allowing you to breed.


Shaun manboy with incomplete hard-on and no where to go. Ever.....

You are:
The noise a watery fart makes just as an arsehole shuts. ppsst.
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PostPosted: 22:43 - 10 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Shaun wrote:
the_guvnor_1_uk wrote:
Shouldn't you be in front of a mirror trying to face fuck yourself?


That makes about as much sense as the goverment allowing you to breed.


We need him to produce downy kids for slave labour.
Or mongloid looking kids that may turn out very clever - just look at Stephen Hawking.
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robby wrote:

Shaun and myself are not only a pair of cunts, we are actually unfunny cunts, and now we are going to bum each other while our inbred mothers look on in amazement.

Gimme six.
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