my sneaky possibly crap plan

[MaybeGuy]

right, ive done my bike test a while ago, and im going for my car test.

bike= all the observations you need and more for a car one right? so i'd be adequite to drive relatively safely (i mean, the way some of the people i know drive, i shit myself as passenger because they just dont LOOK!!!)

so heres the dealio

i learned to drive in a field when i was 9 in some shitter of a 1989 micra, and can do all the manouvers, parallels and reversey crap, give me a field and i can do those groovey handbrake parks between 2 cones and 360s

even had a naughty phase at 14 when i went rampant on the roads to see my friends etc. plus ive had a few lessons and am told im a 'natural'

so yea, i can drive a car, and can do the observations,
but i cannot be fucked to pay for lessons + test.

so...
if i get a friend who looks a bit like me, who has a car test and has recently passed, ill pay for the test, he'll take it using my details, he'll pass, ill buy him a few pints, and ill have a driving licence...

plan? i think so...

opinions?
write them here

cheers licence dodgey as fuck queers xxx
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[Shay HTFC]

Erm, highly illegal.
If you are capable of driving on the road, then surely you are capable of passing the driving test?

Just because some drivers are seemingly crap, doesn't mean its alright to drive a car when you yourself are not up to test standard.

[MaybeGuy]

[konsoli]

do some lessons and do it legit. 10 lessons would be sufficient if you are competent. Just to brush up on habbits, it's worth it.

I do find myself doing shoulder checks in the car though.

The test is easy.

[MaybeGuy]

[Phoenix]

If you haven't got the money to pay for some lessons and a test, then how are you gonna have money to buy a car, tax it and insure it, or were you gonna scoot round those laws too

[Kwaks]

Stupid idea, if you are so confident of your driving ability take the test in your friends car, will only cost for one days insurance to add you on.

As for the revenue, WTF are you writing letters for? One phonecall will sort the tax
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[Itchy]

One of my uncles did this, with one of his mates who looked vaguely the same. he still drives today,

Another guy my dad knows did this too , he was killed a few weeks later.

As with all things in life you should earn your wings,
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[Cigaro]

If you're so sure you can already drive then you won't need lessons. Just do the test. £40.

[craigie b]

Don't be such a fucking twat. how much are lessons? £20 a pop? Do some, I guarantee you that you will fail your test without them as you need to do certain things in a specific order that you will not have learned.

Fucking around without a license will see you banned and a massive fine. If you cause an accident you'll be uninsured. If your as good as you say you are then you can pass your test within 60 days.

[pwntifex]

If you're so good, just take the test straight off.
I wouldn't expect you to pick up on that obvious flaw in your logic though.
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the warped one: This is a follow up from the thread 'my willy hurts'

[Cigaro]

Having done and passed a driving test myself, by the way, I can assure you that it is certainly not easy - there are certain ways of doing things that the examiner expects to see.

[Harold_Shand]

If you can't afford it, you can't do it.

If you can't afford £100 on a couple of lessons and test, how are you going to pay for a car? Tax, MOT, insurance, petrol.

Cars will always be there, just be patient.

I don't condone dodginess, but you see Scum getting pulled over in old shit boxes with just a provisional and no tax and no insurance, they get a fine and maybe their car towed away, that's all. And off they go to buy another shit box for £75.

Just a matter of not getting caught which is unlikley to happen if you're just using it to get to work and back. I was a witness to a bike accident, I helped the rider to the side of the road and got his bike out of the road, but couldn't hang around because I was illegal... not great at all. And if you have a smack, that's going to be all she wrote.

There's no real difference in getting your dodgy licence, it's like having car insurance on a car with not tax and no MOT, it won't count for anything.
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Harold_Shand's theory might be the best explanation.

[Rookie]

Aside from the cost of the car and all that jazz, the main problem would be if your friend is as abysmally stupid as you and said yes, he's more than likely to fail anyway. The moment you pass your test everything tends to go out the window, then you start learning properly. You must know this, having passed a bike test.

[MarJay]

[Cigaro]

I suggest you learn to live within your means. After I've paid my rent, bills, etc, I end up with about the same. My advice is to stop going out - it's a huge waste of money. If you want a car, save up to get the license.

[thegubner]

[Endless Nameless]

^ thats how I afford my bike on a student budget.

Anyway, Matt, it's a bloody stupid idea to be fair. Do your test, even if you only have a handful of lessons. Most the overconfident drivers I know have crashed, and they are the ones who have taken tests. What chances you have if you haven't taken your test and are overconfident I don't know, but they are gonna be pretty slim.

Save up, do your test, buy my polo. You'd like it, it'll remind you of your 400.
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[Tristan.]

you still live at home right Matt? I manage to live off ~ £15 a week for everything bar rent, try drinking less.

And if youve been told by one driving instructor you need ten lessons to use his car try ringing others, I'm sure they love prospective students ringing them and telling them how great they are, it's still worth a try.

[Dragonfly]

Where's the stupid rating when you need it
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[LeeR]

Stick to bikes mate at least that way you'll probably only kill yourself, a car will take out much more things, kittens included.
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[st3v3]

Translation = I can't drive but think I'm the next Colin McRae.

I want to get round this by cheating the system, any help/advice?

Oh, wait.... Do the lessons and test like everyone else.
I didn't spend a year on and off along with over 1K spent for cnuts like you to break the rules, and rub the idea in peoples faces.
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[TheShaggyDA]

Do it. Then when you post that you've been nicked I will laugh my fucking spleen out.
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[Endless Nameless]

Could look at it the other way. I've got my full car test. I've ridden a moped round a field, so I can ride a bike. Should I find someone who looks like me with a bike licence and copy it so I can ride a big bike without bothering with my test
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[thegubner]