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feef
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PostPosted: 22:15 - 12 Feb 2008    Post subject: Chuck Norris Reply with quote
Go into Google.

Enter "find chuck norris"

Click "I'm Feeling Lucky"

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PostPosted: 22:16 - 12 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing




www.chucknorrisfacts.com


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PostPosted: 22:16 - 12 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Older than god.
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PostPosted: 22:19 - 12 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
TheBassJunky wrote:
Chuck Norris is older than god.

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PostPosted: 22:49 - 12 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
TheBassJunky wrote:
Older than god.



Fact:
God is not as old as Chuck Norris.
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PostPosted: 22:59 - 12 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Chuck Norris tamed the '98 R1.
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PostPosted: 23:01 - 12 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Grav wrote:
Chuck Norris tamed the '98 R1.


But couldn't tame the NSR250. Shhh!
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PostPosted: 23:06 - 12 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Grav wrote:
Chuck Norris tamed the '98 R1.


Not a chance, the 98R1 allows you and me to think that.
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PostPosted: 23:13 - 12 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nope, It's true. He beat Rambo in a fight too.
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PostPosted: 23:16 - 12 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Huh? Chuck norris beat Rambo?



He would never beat sean connery though.
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PostPosted: 23:18 - 12 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
That's cos Sean Connery is Bond, James Bond.

Chuck Norris isn't.
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PostPosted: 23:25 - 12 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Woo hoooo!
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PostPosted: 23:34 - 12 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Chuck Norris once walked in front of a speeding bus. Needless to say he was charged with 7 accounts of murder.
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PostPosted: 23:38 - 12 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Grav wrote:
Chuck Norris tamed the '98 R1.


Ya PRICK! Shocked

You'll get this thread 'chucked' into F&FWs (No Pun)
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PostPosted: 23:53 - 12 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
That's MR Prick, to you.....
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PostPosted: 23:55 - 12 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Well I think Chuck Norris is an optical illusion caused by the 98R1's unmanageable power.
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PostPosted: 23:57 - 12 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
the_guvnor_1_uk wrote:
Well I think Chuck Norris is an optical illusion caused by the 98R1's unmanageable power.


Govnob, I think you just got that in in the nick of time pal.

I agree with this post.

Govnor is still a raw helmet though..... Razz
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PostPosted: 00:54 - 13 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Any chance of an agree rating then?

I'm on my way to my first gold blob don't you know.
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PostPosted: 01:02 - 13 Feb 2008    Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris Reply with quote
feef wrote:
Go into Google.

Enter "find chuck norris"

Click "I'm Feeling Lucky"

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This one's even older, but type in "french military victories" into google.com and click 'I'm feeling Lucky' Smile
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PostPosted: 03:01 - 13 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Why does my Google page not have an "I'm feeling lucky" option any more?
(could it be something to do with having Firefox?)

Anyway ... Chuck Norris sucks donkey dick.
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PostPosted: 03:04 - 13 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Why does my Google page not have an "I'm feeling lucky" option any more?
(could it be something to do with having Firefox?)

Anyway ... Chuck Norris sucks donkey dick.


Ah, yes, I see now that its because its not ACTUALLY the google home page, its the MOZILLA google page.

*doinks self on forehead with meat tenderiser*
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PostPosted: 03:07 - 13 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
I've not even got Google dot com on my bookmarks list Shocked
I had to type it in manually

I'm such a non-conformist Rolling Eyes


oh, no, wait a minute, I've got this little google thing in the corner here, hmmmm, maybe not such an iconoclast after all Sad
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PostPosted: 19:09 - 13 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
I put that up last week in a thread only I was afraid it was a repost. Embarassed made me chuckle though Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:24 - 13 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Anyway ... Chuck Norris sucks donkey dick.


You got that the wrong way around pet. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 19:54 - 13 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yeah, donkey dick sucks Chuck Norris.

Oh, wait....... surely that's wrong? Shocked
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