Bloody College - Discriminating Bikers!

spike_Alike · Spanner Monkey Joined: 27 Jan 2007 Karma :

Just recieved a lovely letter from my college that if I want to continue to park my motorcycle there, I have to sign a form promising that I will "Turn the engine off and walk the motorcycle from the front gate to the motorcycle parking area"

This parking area is a good 100 meters from the gates and involves going up a slope. Not only is this a big effort, it also involves risking getting hit by buses and cars (mums dropping their kids off = deadly), and makes me look like a complete tit.

Quite frankly, if they think I'm going to do a morning workout everytime I want to come to college just to park my bike, they can go fuck themselves. Middle Finger

Will definatly be contesting this. I thought the world had moved on from biker hating Rolling Eyes

Next thing I know I'll be getting chucked out of pubs Razz

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colin1 · Captain Safety Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Karma :

simply reply that you will be happy to oblige if car owners turn off their engines at the gate and push their cars to where they want to park
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Kris · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Feb 2002 Karma :

What's their reasoning behind the request?

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UrbanRacer · World Chat Champion Joined: 26 Jul 2005 Karma :

ignore it and continue to park the bike their

t121anf · World Chat Champion Joined: 23 Feb 2007 Karma :

just ride it, right up until they threaten to exclude you, then take it up with the governers

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Students Union.
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phk6 · Nearly there... Joined: 24 Apr 2006 Karma :

tell them to piss off, me dav1 and fawbish, had this problem at collage, but mainly for not using the bike shed, which was packed with scuffy peds, and push bikes, and their wasnt room to get the bike thru the gate.

so we started parking 4 bikes in one car space, they told us to move them because there was a car with one person in it who couldnt find a space, and they said we had to park our bike on the road. we to them to fuck off and the next day we took one space for each bike.

so just tell them to ram it.
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G · The Voice of Reason Joined: 02 Feb 2002 Karma :

Sign the letter, then drop the bike on another student while pushing it to the parking.
Sue them for being stupid.

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McGee · O RLY? Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Karma :

Bah, who listens to that crap.

We got told that bikes are not allowed on the property at our college.

So we used to get there early and steal all the spots the teachers liked, close to the doors.
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qwerty killer · Nova Slayer Joined: 03 Feb 2008 Karma :

LOL looks like some twat boss being pissed off at a bit of noise so he wants to make all your lives hell. TBH i would not sign it and just drive normal. If someone had a problem with the way i drove they can goto the police or talk to me in person about it and be a man.

I dont think they have a leg to stand on if everyone stands up to it, just tell them to fuck off.

I do like the idear of nicking there parking place thats a good way to piss them off LOL.

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lllN30lll · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Jun 2005 Karma :

sign the letter, then after a week of pushing the bike in the shed send them a compensation letter for phosiotherapy for your bad back.
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phk6 · Nearly there... Joined: 24 Apr 2006 Karma :

Walloper · Super Spammer Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Karma :

Pushing a bike up or going down a slope could be considered more dangerous than riding. When riding you have two brakes to use as opposed to only one when pushing. You have a sight advantage. Generally more controllable.
HSE would be interested.

I love knee JERKS. They only do it cause they can the Despots. It is plainly abusive use of authority.
I would 'key' every fking car in the staff car park. Mad

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nick606 · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Nov 2006 Karma :

Funny you should mention this because I've been told to move as the place where i normally park my bike is right outside some offices (i think its the noise but its only 4 times a day a max there going to hear it) threatened me with clamping Confused

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I don't fancy parking around back where all the scooter are as 1. its miles away and any cunt can come with a transit and nick your bike 2. Its full of chavs that could do stuff to my bike and i would rather not take the risk.

Thing is i get payed by the guys who complained (training company) so i guess im going to have to fucking move.

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