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Ben.
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PostPosted: 00:47 - 16 Feb 2008    Post subject: by your own f**king bike Reply with quote

came out of college today to see some fuck hole sitting on my bike! Shocked

first thing that came to mind was to chuck something at the fuckers, luckly i found an old spark plug in my pocket, waited till i got close enough, so that i wouldnt miss and accidently get my bike. Got the him right in the head Twisted Evil
God that was the best feeling ever, larry little shits all started kicking up a fuss, but luckly the 2 security guards came over, might have been in a bit of trouble otherwise.

Methinks i will be parking my bike outside the front doors in plain sight of both security guards now, had a word with them and told them, and told them about my plan and the alarm etc.

I cant believe some people, what if they had dropped it...
i still dont feel satisfied i want the beat the little fuckers to a pulp.
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PostPosted: 01:15 - 16 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good shot for getting the little shit right on the FOD lol

Lesson for everyone here. keep some sort of crap in your pockets at all time Very Happy
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PostPosted: 01:16 - 16 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

were they trying to move it? or jus sitting on it for shits and giggles?, at my college theres nowhere decent to park bikes without blocking off other bikes so all the bikers generally move other bikes about
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PostPosted: 01:31 - 16 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

my college has bike parking just outside it but i hate all the smokers standing about it during there breaks.

gave one person a bollocking for putting there tea cup on a guy i knows cbr600rr, covers the bikes in cigarette ash aswell Sad

but congrats on the good shot!
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PostPosted: 01:38 - 16 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damz wrote:
were they trying to move it? or jus sitting on it for shits and giggles?, at my college theres nowhere decent to park bikes without blocking off other bikes so all the bikers generally move other bikes about


it was chained to a pole.
the other thing that worried me is that the alarm must have gone off, and the security guard didnt come out. Neutral
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PostPosted: 01:39 - 16 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mucho Respecto Half_Lyfe for actually sorting a problem before just ranting about it. I see you in a new light now,
people sitting on other's bikes really makes my shit itch.
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PostPosted: 07:46 - 16 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

i think its a bit over the top... but good shot non the less Mr. Green
it sounds like down south is plagued with little neds. ive never had any one try to sit on my bike, people kinda stare at it with a confused look but thats it Very Happy
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PostPosted: 08:09 - 16 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good shot mate, i'd have done exactly the same Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 09:27 - 16 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good shot Thumbs Up Got what he deserved
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PostPosted: 09:36 - 16 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing That made me laugh, congrats on hitting the little fcuker in the head Thumbs Up

It does make me angry though, people showing complete lack of respect for somebody elses property Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 09:37 - 16 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's probably going to come back and kick it over now as pay back for his sore noggin.
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PostPosted: 10:52 - 16 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you must revert to violent behaviour go in so hard and disproportionately as you possibly can. Do not stop punching, bitting, kicking and gouging until you are dragged off. Then do the bastard that dragged you off.
Then you know they will never do it again.
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PostPosted: 11:33 - 16 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

1930 Ariel wrote:
If you must revert to violent behaviour go in so hard and disproportionately as you possibly can. Do not stop punching, bitting, kicking and gouging until you are dragged off. Then do the bastard that dragged you off.
Then you know they will never do it again.


and then your dragged to the padded cell... Shocked
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PostPosted: 13:13 - 16 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

1930 Ariel wrote:
If you must revert to violent behaviour go in so hard and disproportionately as you possibly can. Do not stop punching, bitting, kicking and gouging until you are dragged off. Then do the bastard that dragged you off.
Then you know they will never do it again.


There's a lot to be said for zero-tolerance. The problem is getting away with it. Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:27 - 16 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pfft. Amateur.

Much As I'd like to respect you for having the 'courage' to throw something at him, what you gonna next time your cornered? As you said,
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larry little shits all started kicking up a fuss, but luckly the 2 security guards came over, might have been in a bit of trouble otherwise.
so next time, what? your screwed?

No. Next time you get your arse in there and punch the fucker off his feet. He won't get up that quick, his mates thinkin "wtf??" give you time for a brave comment like "now fuck off and dont touch it again".

Before I get the muppet's flaming me I have done this and I was successful. I have had endless encounters with various yobs and once you take control and show no weakness to them, they back off since they realize they aint winning here. (But be prepared for large amounts of oh so hurtful verbal abuse)

Nice to see you taking some action but try telling them to buy a bike, not us on't net.
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PostPosted: 13:32 - 16 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wicked idea st3v3 yeah, cos every one knows that rule about people having to run away from a punch, but when its a spark plug they can stay and have a go.




Come and try that with "endless" yobs round stockport, especially edgeley or adswood, I bet they will be really scared of you and wet their pants.

Please come and be a hero, we need you.

Oh Brinnington might need a hand too mate.
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PostPosted: 13:43 - 16 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've got no bike now so don't get the hassle. If I pass them in the street I get an "alright Steve". Not an intimidating barrage of abuse etc.. To my mind, this is out of respect that I've stood my ground when they nicked my Bro's bike 3 times and tried mine once by kicking/dragging/knocking them off the bike.

If I was over there and got the hassle I'd happily have a go back if I don't quite come away as planned then meh, I don't mind losing when I'm sticking up for myself, at least I gave it a shot. I'm not no "rock 'ard chav" either, I just don't 'believe' in giving in to some petty violent minded thugs.

And why the sarcasm?
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PostPosted: 13:45 - 16 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Righto.

A lad I knew got stabbed a fair few times in adswood, he was by no means a soft lad and was considered pretty hard and a right handful himself. He was sticking up for himself when some lads started having a go at him.

He died.


So your statement about sticking up, showing no fear makes them walk away and you get nothing but verbal abuse might be applicable in your neck of the woods, but in other areas its wank.
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PostPosted: 13:56 - 16 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

st3v3 wrote:
He won't get up that quick, his mates thinkin "wtf??" give you time for a brave comment like "now fuck off and dont touch it again".


I'd go for something like "hasta la vista, baby" then terminate them all.

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PostPosted: 13:56 - 16 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Righto. That it?
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PostPosted: 13:58 - 16 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Makes me worry...Dont want various arseholes sitting on my GSXR (Especially after the paintjob) and thats besides the point, The dedicated 'bike parking' doesnt have any anchors or poles to chain to Evil or Very Mad

(Its the size of 2 car spaces - The plastic bollards have been knocked down by cars and its not uncommon to come in and find 2 complete wally's have parked thier cars in the spaces)
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PostPosted: 14:01 - 16 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

st3v3 wrote:
Righto. That it?


Well yeah, obviously I am just pointing out that you talk shit.

And it gets my goat up when you say crap which is blatant crap.



If it is so easy to stand up to people, why did that bloke get kicked to death in Cheshire after standing up to some KIDS who were smashing windows on his digger.



Why did the bloke playing cricket with his grand sons get stoned to death by KIDS, your statement is crap, unless you are some stab/bullet/rock/fist/foot/knuckle duster/chain/bottle proof hard man, which you are not, no one is.
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PostPosted: 14:17 - 16 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

the_guvnor_1_uk wrote:
unless you are some stab/bullet/rock/fist/foot/knuckle duster/chain/bottle proof hard man, which you are not, no one is.


Correction.

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PostPosted: 14:19 - 16 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who's that?
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PostPosted: 17:02 - 16 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

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