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Damon
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PostPosted: 15:45 - 23 Feb 2008    Post subject: Not Good... Reply with quote

I managed to consume about 4 protein bars and 3 protein shakes while at work last night. The hunger got the better of me; that was all that was laying about. Last night was great fun, the smelliest, wettest, loudest farts took hold of me and have continued to do so all day today. My girlfriend was really pleased last night Wink I feel like im hungover but without the headach, just the somach pains. Im at work now and having to keep going to the studio to fart and then returning to work. Needless to say, im staying away from the protein bars today, just the occasional water. Moral of the story, dont eat so many items of fake protein supplements, unless you want WW3 to start in your stomach.


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PostPosted: 16:08 - 23 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have you lit any?
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Damon
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PostPosted: 16:44 - 23 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

need i say more

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PostPosted: 18:58 - 23 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've just eaten a full packet of Maryland cookies.... no ill effects so far.
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PostPosted: 23:48 - 23 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

A really high intake of protein upsets your stomach and gives you an evil arse, consuming nothing but meat i.e. a friend of mine did the atkins diet and it has the same effect...

Best thing to do is drink lots of water this will help to dilute the protein shakes and calm your stomach abit.
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tutton
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PostPosted: 23:57 - 23 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hair of the dog
protein style.
only way to get over your protein problems
is to go home and have beans on toast! might work possibly Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 02:54 - 24 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

for about 6 months I was on protein shakes to bulk my body mass and muscles while I went to the gym, can't say I got this effect...haha. Sounds 'comical' though Razz
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