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Harold_Shand
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PostPosted: 20:04 - 26 Feb 2008    Post subject: Gaaaaah! Ffffff! Reply with quote
Typical. On a job that I like and twist my knee jumping out of the wagon. Oh, shit, the pain. One false move and you go... "FfffffffffucK!!!"

What a bastard. Looks like I'm heading back to the office for the summer.
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PostPosted: 20:13 - 26 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
That was a bit dumb, then, wasn't it.

I'd offer to kiss it better, but it would mean getting down on all fours in front of you, and its just not happening Rolling Eyes
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Harold_Shand
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PostPosted: 20:37 - 26 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Kat, how much Uddermint you got left? Only I've got this groin strain injury...
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PostPosted: 20:41 - 26 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mr. Green

TRUST me ... you do not want that stuff on your groin.
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PostPosted: 20:41 - 26 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
your japs eye would never speak to you again.
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PostPosted: 20:48 - 26 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mint udder cream?!

Fucking quality! does it tingle when you rub it on your bits? Wink
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PostPosted: 20:56 - 26 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
I imagine the pecking order goes >Tiger Balm>Deep Heat>Uddermint.

I was thinking about getting some Uddermint and smothering myself in it to see what it would feel like to dissappear.
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PostPosted: 21:02 - 26 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
mr jamez wrote:
Mint udder cream?!
Fucking quality! does it tingle when you rub it on your bits? Wink


Yes it does tingle. I have not tested it on my "bits" as it was MORE THAN EFFICACIOUS on my shoulder injury.

Anita rubbed it into my neck last night, and even just turning my head caused the fumes to make my eyes water. God knows what it felt like when she rubbed it on her cheeks, daft cow, LOL. Required instant application of a damp facecloth!

I recommend it for your knee injury, Harold. A big tube of 33% strength cost me about £7.50 (slightly more than £9 with post and packing) but it helps a lot and is very "comforting". The effect lasts about an hour or so, and I am currently alternating it with tiger balm (cos I like the smell) and some blue cooling gel which I got from a friend who has arthritis.
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PostPosted: 21:13 - 26 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Mr. Green

TRUST me ... you do not want that stuff on your groin.


I'm now waiting for 1930 Ariel's post....
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PostPosted: 21:39 - 26 Feb 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote
Dirty shower of bastirts.... Mad Laughing
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