Do I have a masturbation problem?

[5v3d3b0]

Well, what would you consider to be a masturbation problem?
Basically, I wank...A lot. And I have a girlfriend and I have all the sex I need, but I still masturbate shitloads, sometimes several times a day.
Is that normal?
She obviously doesn't like the idea of me watching porn cause she finds it disrespecting to her...
I think it might have something to do with me having a computer in my room for the past few months, cause now, when I go to bed it's just sitting there, and well...

[bazza]

The problem isn't the wanking.

The problem is you telling everyone about the wanking.


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[ms51ves3]

I've had a computer in my room for 3 years but it doesn't give me great urges to wank. Have you got no self control

Seriously though, if you start to feel the urge that you need a wank take your mind off it by doing something productive like tinkering with your bike or something. If I have lots of jobs to do on my scooter or RX-S I tend not to get urges to wank because I'm thinking too much about how I'm going to do my next job.

Maybe I'm the one with a problem here

[JonB]

You have mental issues, not masturbation issues.
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[TUG]

Its normal...
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[veeeffarr]

How anyone would think that stuff like this is ok to post on a public forum absolutely baffles me...

[ms51ves3]

[5v3d3b0]

Oh don't tell me you can't handle what I'm telling you on "a public forum"
For fucks sake the shit people post on here should have gotten you immune by now you'd think!
It was a simple question, just checking. Just in the last few days I've seen people asking about their constipation, kebab that appears to be a turd, fannies the size of of my neighbourhood etc.
And for the record I do not wank 7 times a day. Not even close so I guess I'm pretty safe.

[hellkat]

You carry on, Bo, love ...

You'll just have us wondering now, whether you've just finished a wank and are typing with sticky fingers, or whether you're thinking about having a wank AFTER you post something, thats all.


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[stinkwheel]

If it hurts, you are wanking too much. Otherwise, tug away.

Regular use is the only sure way to build both bulk and endurance (contrary to what half the emails I receive would have me believe) , your girlfriend should be pleased.
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[killa]

I heard it can reduce the risk of prostate cancer, and ‘it’s healthy’, but I’m not sure what that means exactly.

They can’t tax it, you won’t go blind, so fap away.

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[NexusDragon]

As above, aslong as your not causing yourself any pain from doing it too frequently, then wack away! Personally I think its good for body and mind. I find it eases stress, deals with an everyday urge and acts as a relaxant.

As long as your happy with it, afterall its your body. Just know when to stop!
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[scorps]

pmsl @ hellkats post
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[tristan]

That's a hell of alot of Kleenex

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[st3v3]

Nothing wrong with doing it however often you want, Apparently it's best at least once a week though.

What is on the computer? Or is it simply that it's there.....?
(If these seem more personal than the posts so far, feel free to ignore).

[MaybeGuy]

your girlfriend is shit in bed...
make her do some of the work!
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[5v3d3b0]

I just said shitloads cause I thought it was a lot.
Maybe once, sometimes twice, rarely three times a day.
Basically it's not that my computer is a turn-on, or that I have a particularly sexy screensaver. It's just I see it there and think: Man, I'd love to have a wank

[st3v3]

If looking at your PC makes you want to wank, what does porn do to you? Or the Girlfriend for that matter.... Starting to feel for her....

[Eddie Hitler]

I just had a wank and I feel fine.

[MoshizZ]

LMFAO PMSL

I've just actually laughed at every post.

And as the 'girls' i work with are looking at me asking whats so funny, somehow i want to tell them but cant...

Hahahahahaha, top stuff guys.

Yeah, 2 times a day ftw!
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[kawashima]

Too much of it leads to enlargement of the prostate. Please be careful. Then you become frequent urination, you'll wake up at night for toilet.