My school days

[killa]

Just sat here reminiscing some old school memories...
Obviously this will be very different for some people, I was a 90's era school goer...

Who remembers?

School disco's, running around like a loon, drinking far too much 'Cola' eating party rings and listening to the Outhere brothers 'Boom boom boom' singing along to the very non PC lyrics groping all the girls.

Fapping over your favourite Spice girl, then telling everyone how 'whack' they are.

Having a brutal school fight and then becoming really good mates with your opponent.

I’m a scatman

Passing abusive notes around the class like, Mrs Steele has a fat arse & Mr Simmons likes boys etc.

Bunking off lessons in the village eating buttys and throwing chips at old people.

Burning round the town at lunch time on your moped, kicking and punching your mates and taking to the pavement like street hawk.

'Now' tapes

Having no idea what the hell the lyrics to ‘Informer’ are but having a go anyway.

Burning holes in everything in the summer with some lenses you found in science class

Forgetting your PE kit and having to delve into the box of grimy historical kit

Playing rugby in freezing conditions at 9am in shorts and a T-shirt (arrgh my ears!)

Stealing large quantities of magnesium strips to light up the local park later that evening.

Finding out how anything and everything reacts when put over a Bunsen burner.

Flicking fountain pens up the back of kids you don’t like.

That’s all for now, wondering if any of them take you back.
Let’s here some of your memories from school.

K
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[thegubner]

Fights with st thomas catholic high school.

Ambushing lads from Southend high school for boys.

Fights with teachers (not me but plenty did )

Going through very very complicated days to buy and sell fags.

Going down the pub on friday afternoons, pound a pint and spending the fag money I had made all week.

Bunking off getting stoned.

Getting stoned without bunking off.

Blinding a mate temporarily with acid from a pippette.

Me mate nicking potassium from the science lab and melting his face with it after school.

The snake game on nokias.

Teachers asking me not to turn up to lessons but will mark me in anyway

Good laughs.

My french teachers, Miss bingham and Mrs abbots arses.

Losing football 13-0 to southend high school for boys.

Hiding on the school roof smoking hash.


Fast forward to 8 years later and wondering why the hell I did all the above.

[Dragonfly]

Going to the Hiltown disco and listening to 2 unlimited,strike and wigfield-Saturday night like 8 times in one night doing the silly dance.
Also using lots of hair spray,defuser for that scrunched up look and wearing ridiculous eye shadows and lip sticks.

Canvas knee boots. Smash hits mag, pinning posters up of Blur and Oasis.

Parish center discos, my hair crimped. Nobody dancing, girls on one end boys on the other and a stall that sold C&C lemonade and meanies.

Single smokes 10p in the shop (they sold them to anyone)

Who was meeting who for a fight at the back of the tennis courts.

Fighting with the school nun. Confusing her by agreeing with her.

Rounders, PE classes that lasted 8 mins of exercise before you needed to get on for a shower which you never did you pretended as the PE teacher was a perv and opened the curtains on you and confiscated your BO spray.

Caught smoking, you got a smokers worksheet to write out, tiny font so needed lost of file paper. All on the effects smoking done to your body.

Bunking off for cream buns in the grave yard and having the history teacher stalk you like live prey.

The soldiers finding you hiding in the forest bit of a housing estate and pretending you where on a geography project on the study of trees.

No one had a mobile phone only i had a pager in 5th year and thought it was the biz!

Smoking pot in the toilets returning to class to take a laughing fit with my mate and getting asked to leave to calm down. Worse being off your face completely trying to watch a vid on volcanoes!

sandwiches and jam dough nuts where the best in the canteen. Very very cremated mini pizza wasnt.

There was always someone in your year pregnant. Then they where asked to leave as they where a bad example.

Always one estate was banned from coming to school if there was rioting in their area the night before, the buses would not enter to get them.

Actually thinking Petre Andre was hot! what where we thinking

Dont look at the slutty girls or they would beat you up.

The irruption's of roaring when a plate was dropped in the canteen. Followed by a roast potato in flight.

Also bunking off and getting served for white diamond in the offy and getting pissed in the park before throwing up our chips and chicken burgers.

NO such things as school trips for our school. Faking a sicky to get out of class was worthy of an oscar.

writing your name and mates names with tip ex on your bags.

love bites where cool! the big girls used to have loads and where told to cover them up.

Scrubbing your make up of with rough toilet paper in front of the nuns and getting shouted at for wearing heeled shoes.



I actually miss my high school it was fun. They really where the best days.
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[YUN]

[killa]

Ha ha these are wicked

I think we also have to add in 'The kid who faints during a science class'
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[KiMo]

Mrs Murray shouting dont bleed on the carpet (I used to get loads of bleeding noses) and getting told to go to the toilet till it stopped bleeding, she never checked to see if it was actually bleeding though

Always having my period to get out of P.E.

Miss Totten always giving us biscuits when we had double biology, (mostle to stop me fainting when I had my period) And falling off the sience stools (bar stools height) and hitting my head on the bench behind (there was lots of blood that day)

Getting sent to the nurse for a skive cause you had a sore head.

No mobile phones in my day either, but hanging about in the common room playing pool in the 6th year, skiving classes but they never looked in there for you. Even though it was next door to the assistant Principals office.

chips and cheese from the school canny for dinner.

Taking out door studies in 5th year as it meant going hill walking if the weather was good or watching hill walking films like Cliff hanger if it rained. Also meant weekends away with a lot of weed smoking in the tents, and the teachers getting pissed and giving us wine so we would not tell.

Nooky badges being wore as a status symbol. And we thought it was cool. How wrong we were.

Having fights at the bus stop. And getting cheered on.

Going into Mr Rigbys cupboard to get art supplies and also to try and see what new sex toys he had in there.
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[Dragonfly]

Tube/pop socks! I forgot them.

Yun I can identify with most of yours Bliss mag and more had some good quizzes! and then we believed our horoscopes would come true

I rolled up the skirt to, Made your waist 4 inches bigger but the baggie jumper covered it.

Used to also hide fags in my tie
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[YUN]

dragonfly - sounds like we were in the same school!
tho you sound a bit too cool to be in my geek squad - I never did the whole hiding fags in our ties...that was the rebels!
I was a prefect don't you know!!! tut tut tut

ps: Bliss = Bible!!
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[McGee]

These are few of many a story.

Sat in science and we were doing an experiment with that thin gauged wire that you hook up to a power pack and it glows red hot. Filament wire or something like that.

Well the teacher left a huge roll of it on our desk, so I took it and hooked it up to the power pack and turned the power pack as high as it would go.

I then stuck the roll into my mates bag and turned it on. His whole bag caught fire and it wrecked every thing in it. All he said at the top of his voice was " You're GAY!" and the teacher got us removed, I couldn't stop laughing for ages.

Used to do loads of stupid stuff in science, just get the tubes from the bunsen burners and light them and have like a 4 foot flame thrower. Huge amounts of magnesium stolen

Another one of my favorite past times was chairing. Chairing is the act of in which you get a chair and a pen, you place said pen under one of the legs on the chair and then jump onto the chair, the height of the jump determines the mess.

We got creative and started doing stuff like jumping off a table onto the chairs, then the double chair where you have your pen and chair set up you then take another chair and climb on a table and jump slotting the chairs together and obliterating the pen.

Gel pens were the best absolutely covered everything.

Race wars, Pakies vs Chavs, Emo vs Chavs, Normal people vs Chavs Every one used to raid the dt block for hammers and stuff.

Some kid called Adam Bushrod (thick as sh!t) took a glue gun and squeezed a load onto his hand, saying this ain't hot.

Then it got hot so what does he do while screaming, he goes to take it off of his hand with his over hand, thus covering both his hands in hot glue.

He was screaming like a girl.

I went to Sixth Form as well at my school, so one day driving in a kid from a huge group of kids threw something at my car and hit it, I got pissed off etc but nothing came of it cause they wouldn't tell me who did it.

It rained heavily that night so on the way into school I just drove close to the curb for a while and soaked loads of kids and teachers. Traffic cops were waiting for me at my car when I come out of register

Calling some girl a bitch and her crying and running out of the room

Hitting a teacher in the eye with a bouncy ball and making her cry.

Getting stoned then going to a few lessons and loving it.

Going to the "tramp hut" where all the stoners hang out, had this wicked idea of running down the gravel path shouting "Alright lads Police don't move, que a load of the younger years come running out then some stoners come out shaking in fear.

Oh how they loved me. Then what happens the farmer whos field it was in had been watching us through bi-noc-ulars and came after us.

Threw a maryland cooke as hard as I could over a tree, it came down in arc pattern and in the distance we saw my mates older brother get hit in the head the cookie exploded and as it did he spun out and hit the ground.

He missed his A-Level maths exam because of that. And it scratched his eye.

But still he was ages away and it was a hell of a shot.

I brought my mac 11 gas blow back airsoft gun into school, god knows why.

Mate took it out of my bag in the library and let the mag off. God the noise it made in that place, sounded like a real gun

In all honesty I would love to do it all over again.
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[killa]

Putting library books in people bags made me fuck*** LOL, once we had to go and use the computers in the other room and me and my mate put a book in almost everyones school bag. BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!!! HAHAA

I hit my Technology teacher in the face once with a paper clip fired from an elastic band between the fingers.
Felt really bad about that as he’s a nice bloke, I was trying to blind someone else!

I made the ultimate sun torch thing out of two lenses from a school projector, I supper clue the edges so the concaved away from each other. That thing could burn a hole through a leather shoe in seconds!

One time we were in PE some kid wasn’t listening to the teacher during pre-footy talk and was asked to shut up and stand up. He did and he had a hard on…BWAHAHAA I almost died laughing, poor kid.

I once took the end can off my TS125X outside school and ragged a mile down the road before making a U turn and coming back, when I got to where I park there was the gang of kids who watched me ride off and the head of science of the school stood in my space arms crossed, red faced. Ho shit….he was MAD! He heard me for the entire time I was gone, it sounded mental.
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[Ariel Badger]

Mine was an odd school, Art School for kids aged 11-18 with only 300 students in an ancient Victorian building with many annexes.

Two teachers that hated each other but shared a classroom with only a curtain dividing them regularly fighting during lessons.

Bastard of a deputy head making a girl explain why she had four periods a month always coinciding with swimming. Mr Tebby, may you rot in hell for what you did to that poor girls self image that day,

Mr Palmer telling us how much good the NF would do for the country and hitting us with a cricket bat ( Join Mr Tebby in hell please)

Mr Taylor the head crying every time he had to cane us.

Jon A******** slashing me with a scalpel in biology and cutting my tendons in my hand and for being a general kunt.

All of those that kept the school in supply of good Afghan hash.

My mate Bogie who faked stomach problems to get out of not doing his homework then nearly died when they bolloxed up taking his appendix out.

Linda Stevens.

Lads bringing their dad's porn in until J A brought some shit eating and snuff stuff that his old man wanked over and then we did not like porn for a bit and never went to J A's house again even if his dad was out.
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[ZRX61]

Throwing darts trying to hit the telephone wires....

Actually hitting one of the wires & then watching as the dart plummets down & nails some doofus right in the top of his head...

Having to hold him down & pull the dart out with some pliers..


That went over REAL well....

[chris-red]

Shag bands and Ben sherman shirts, everyone wearing the same thing on non school uniform days (a football shirt and tracky bottoms) Throwing Panda Pops at each other. The cookies that cost 5p then 6p then 7p then 8p etc. they where awesome. The Burgers Having play ground food fights but with apples and cans of drink. There where 4 groups one in each corner and every now and then someone will lob something. Walking down the corridors and pushing your mates into the year 7's trying to knock them over.
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[Ben.]

pain of glass smashing over my mates head arguing wether the window will be open or closed was the funniest.

good times
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[binge]

A personal favorite was on the last few days of year 11. We turned the ICT teaches projector upside down during Lunch. And had ICT next lesson.
When he Put the PC onto the projector, he couldn't understand why the picture was upside down on the board.

So Out came the ICT tech to "flip image" on the settings. For us to turn it back the right way during the next lunch period.

Fun times.



Oh, And fit teachers was also a highlight.

[JonB]

I CANNOT BELIEVE any kids from the 90's have not mentioned the wonder that are Premier League stickers.

Got, got, got, NEED NEED NEED! Shiney shiney!

Pogs...
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[Blink]

School vs school fights were fantastic. Most of the time it was all talk and no action.

Honestly felt like you're marching to war. Great times.
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[Blink]

Inter-town footy and rugby matches were always great too.

All the girls lining up at the side to watch. oooh yeah, felt like a celebrity for that day.
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[Mac_Black]

Council funded Posh Taxi's for free Year 7 to 8
Running away from support assistants and acting up
Many man fights in year 7
Kicking a year 11 kid in tha stomach and wiping him out, he "wanted to see what happened when I went psycho" in year 7
Hiding in tha cupboard in English and winding tha teacher up, she didn't have a clue where tha noises where coming from
Elastic band PenGuns tm
Continual R&D into high powered projectile makeshift weaponry
Never attending detentions
receiving my first 'Isolation' for shooting a kid in tha head with a small rock fired from one of our HPPMW's (see above)
Girl in tha year above that used to fancy me
Reading out some hotshot kid's 'Girls I fancy list' in front of him and tha whole class' ...Resulted in yet another fight
Linking up with random girls
Turkey Twizlers
Spicy Spirals
Weed
skiving
Skipping school and getting stoned
Complicated lunch break - gate break plans
Doing runners
food fights with tha year above across tha quad
Pikeys coming to school gates with bb guns, head butting our headmaster who then snatched tha bb gun of them and shot them with it
Telling teachers to go fuck
Not attending Detentions
More fighting in year 8
Shooting kids with bb guns
Halloween terrorizing
Halloween bb gun squad, complete with driveby's and a war
Egging year 11 leavers
Police searching my bag and confiscating bb gun, to later give it back for some odd reason
Drama
dodge ball
Rounders
Rugby
Football
Football at lunch, we had tha 'Crunch team'
Pileups of doom
kids getting thier jaws wired
kids having panic attacks
bangers and cherry bombs
science madness
skiing trip
big head baby (random comic we made up)
More fighting
Beating a teacher for grabbing me
riots
Snowball fights... some kids packed slabs of ice into these snowballs... ouch
Bulldog... or something, you know where everyone charges past 3 people and try to avoid being taken out
Winding up teachers
Sent out of classroom
Spinning coins against knuckles game
'Scabby Queen'
a kid bought in a wind up generator and we used to hold onto tha leads and see how long we could take an electric shock
Making a bomb out of a pencil, coated in meths liquid and covered in m...mm....That explosive powder stuff... and heating it over a bunsen burner, it exploded right in tha fat kids face
paper aeroplanes
Fit drama teacher that used to be a stripper
other fit teachers
After P.E our changing rooms would overfill, so some kids had to get changed in tha shower cubicals, we'd run in and turn on tha shower while they were dressing
millions of Isolations, a few suspensions and eventually getting kicked out for tha AR /police business

Of course there is a hell of allot more fun and mischievous stuff, but I'll be damned if I remember all of it, and I'd be here forever trust me.

[.Chris.]

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[Marcg868]

Putting Year 7's in the wheelie bins and throwing them off big grass hill.

Launching fireworks down the corridor

Punching through the plasterboard wall to get into the other toilet if one was locked.

wetting tampons with water and slapping people with them

When it was rainy and people were inside, all you could here was the Latest Wigan Pier, Maximes, Monroes or Zone Vs Hypnotic tape being blared out.

Thinking Sammy Winward ( Katie out of Emerdale) was fit as fuck, and then realising she was a stuck up twat.

Nicking the balls out of mouses and launching them down the corridor

The abuse the year 7's and 8's game, you got 500 points for a slap, a 1000 for booting them, 2000 for launching them down the corridor

At our school the corridor with loads of steps, take a running jump and try to clear all the steps, mostly ended up on your are

My worst memory, chasing a year 9 round the school, only to get KO'd by a door as it swung back into my face.

The Great Can machine heist, booting and rocking it till all the cans fell out, and everyone raiding it with the dinnerbags protecting it like warriors.
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[st3v3]

So many of the above, and tripping year 7's by clipping their ankles as they run past, watching them slide for yards down the corridor.

Legging it through school in groups and being in uniform, darting round a blind corner to whack into a teacher(co-incidentally) then get away before they see who it is, Damn no running policy... Miss Billinge was the best teacher I slammed into.

we found the first GTA installed on a DT computer so we had to dice between 2 mins class work to 10 mins playing, teacher never did realize what we were up to...

Taking a laser pen into school, shining it into the bully's eye and getting it confiscated. 'Nickin' it back out the teachers bag(you can't steal your own property) and being excluded for a week.

Being wiped out on stage at rehearsal by a teacher(shoulder barge) and being excluded for assault on a teacher.

Listening to the news some of the group you occasionally hang around with had nicked the bonnet off the head teachers car late one night, so he has to come into work in his wife's Mini One. (dont know how they managed it tho, never talked about it).

Paper aeroplanes.... Oh how they'd fly when the teacher weren't looking. Was all fine til they turned round as you were launching it.

Having your walkman/phone/cool new toy put on the desk for the duration of the lesson or til the end of the day.

Oh, and passing notes around then if they find it, make you either stand up and read it or take it off you and read it to the class.