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PostPosted: 02:13 - 14 Mar 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, I once carried on stabbing myself in the eye with a fork because I couldn't find a feather with which to stroke myself. Rolling Eyes

Dump her.
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PostPosted: 02:21 - 14 Mar 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

the warped one wrote:
Any help is welcomed and i know i said we are on a break but some of the messages are way before that.

Can I please say i'm not normally an arsehole but i want her to know how this feels.
Mind games are welcome as is anything else, but i draw the line at violence, so fire away and i'll keep you posted as it progresses.

Cheers

Warped


There is only ONE solution to mind-games or attempts to manipulate you to somebody else's whim/benefit, and that's "Bye!"

Zero-tolerance is the only option, unless you want to be a tool.
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PostPosted: 02:25 - 14 Mar 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have had just three females fuck me over in my life.

#1) I was her toy-boy, she fucked me over so I fucked her daughter and "Bye!".

#2) Some slag that messed me about, so I killed her cat, left it on her bedroom window-ledge and "Bye!".

#3) My first wife, Yuko. She fucked me over, so I slapped the crap out of her and "Bye!".

Anything less is a major sign of weakness and you WILL regret it. Laughing
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PostPosted: 02:34 - 14 Mar 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

the warped one wrote:
I'm not a tool i just don't like to be fucked with like this it pisses me off. If it doesn't sound childish, i'd like to play her game at her. Even though i'm only a apprentice i don't let anyone give me shit without it given back. I was brought up knowing that trust and respect is earnt not given. Sounds shallow.i know
karma your way my friend. (When i can)

cheers fella

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Revenge is good. Followed by "Bye!" Thumbs Up Laughing
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PostPosted: 02:47 - 14 Mar 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just dump her straight away, she's only going to dump you soon anyways... If you get in there first, well, she won't see that coming will she? Sounds like someone you could really do without, you will meet someone new and hopefully who won't be a biatcchh!!
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PostPosted: 06:46 - 14 Mar 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

LukeVFR wrote:
Dump her instantly after sex. That pisses 'em off, trust me.


Man I wish I was this much of an arsehole Laughing
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PostPosted: 08:16 - 14 Mar 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Keep her as a fuck buddy until u find something else. You dont have to let her know of her change in status.

Mind you it could just be girls together end up moaning about blokes in the way blokes moan about their girlfriend, and they dont mean all of it. Maybe the taking the piss out of you was meant affectionately.
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PostPosted: 08:20 - 14 Mar 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

LukeVFR wrote:
Dump her instantly after sex. That pisses 'em off, trust me.


Half way through Wink
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PostPosted: 08:45 - 14 Mar 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd dump her.
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PostPosted: 08:47 - 14 Mar 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

colin1 wrote:
Keep her as a fuck buddy until u find something else. You dont have to let her know of her change in status.

Mind you it could just be girls together end up moaning about blokes in the way blokes moan about their girlfriend, and they dont mean all of it. Maybe the taking the piss out of you was meant affectionately.


Did you read any of his first post/s? Laughing
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PostPosted: 08:57 - 14 Mar 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scouse wrote:
LukeVFR wrote:
Dump her instantly after sex. That pisses 'em off, trust me.


Half way through Wink


Shag her up the arse, wait until you shoot your bolt, then dump her there and then. Cool Classy.
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PostPosted: 09:02 - 14 Mar 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dump her via text message Razz Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 10:21 - 14 Mar 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=141160

I stick with my comment in this thread.
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PostPosted: 10:26 - 14 Mar 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Big_Ham wrote:


Shag her up the arse, wait until you shoot your bolt, then dump her there and then. Cool Classy.



But make sure you say...."when my spunk dribbles out of your arse tomorrow you will be single.
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PostPosted: 12:25 - 14 Mar 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

the_guvnor_1_uk wrote:
Big_Ham wrote:


Shag her up the arse, wait until you shoot your bolt, then dump her there and then. Cool Classy.



But make sure you say...."when my spunk dribbles out of your arse tomorrow you will be single.


Quality. I'd go with this! Very Happy
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PostPosted: 12:43 - 14 Mar 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Big_Ham wrote:


Shag her up the arse, wait until you shoot your bolt, then dump her there and then. Cool Classy.



followed up with

tits..... garry..... you get the idea









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PostPosted: 13:27 - 14 Mar 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

LoL at everybody's comments Razz

I say dump her mate.. use 1 of the above excuses. Smile
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PostPosted: 14:38 - 14 Mar 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeh i agree...shag her tits off then after you've done your biz...just turn around and say you don't think you should see eachother anymore. if she asks why: just shrug your shoulders and say....its getting kinda boring!
so in effect - YOU are telling HER that she isn't good enough. Big ego dent for her as she won't see this coming.
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PostPosted: 14:43 - 14 Mar 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

LoL Yun you legend Razz You just made me crease lololol
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PostPosted: 14:57 - 14 Mar 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

the_guvnor_1_uk wrote:
Big_Ham wrote:


Shag her up the arse, wait until you shoot your bolt, then dump her there and then. Cool Classy.



But make sure you say...."when my spunk dribbles out of your arse tomorrow you will be single.


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PostPosted: 15:58 - 14 Mar 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have the feeling he wants to get back at her Rolling Eyes

go shag the ex... secretly video with phone, make sure your current two faced shallow bint gets to see it... you win two ways here, Revenge on whore, her and ex will never speak to each other again.

or just take embarrassing pictures of current bint (I like that word Laughing ). And remember this here internet is endless Wink

talking of pictures post one here to see if you're punching above your weight Shocked
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